Chestbursty
@chestrovert.bsky.social
1. Be excellent to each other
2. Party on dudes
My care bear stares: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/aaab3oaymtk2g
My Worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/aaaawyfc7givy
2. Party on dudes
My care bear stares: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/aaab3oaymtk2g
My Worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/aaaawyfc7givy
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Chestbursty
@chestrovert.bsky.social
· Apr 5
"Your laugh is like a sunset," I say right before I nail gun my hand to the frame of a revolving door
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Why do we bash 'deathtrap' fortresses full of swinging blades, man-serpents, and giant rolling balls; but we never question if the chosen hero simply had bad vibes? Or is just unpleasant to be around?
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Why do we bash 'deathtrap' fortresses full of swinging blades, man-serpents, and giant rolling balls; but we never question if the chosen hero simply had bad vibes? Or is just unpleasant to be around?
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When you find yourself in bear country always carry a steak to throw at any hungry grizzlies that cross your path so they know how delicious you will be.
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
When you find yourself in bear country always carry a steak to throw at any hungry grizzlies that cross your path so they know how delicious you will be.
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OH. COME. ON.
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
OH. COME. ON.
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I just want to move to Maine and eat potatoes.
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I just want to move to Maine and eat potatoes.
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I fell in love with a New Hampshire boy
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I fell in love with a New Hampshire boy
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Home for Thanksgiving and I have learned that my 76 year old mother has serious thirst for The Weeknd
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Home for Thanksgiving and I have learned that my 76 year old mother has serious thirst for The Weeknd
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ME: it’s so hard to make new friends
ME AT A NEIGHBORHOOD BARBECUE: please god, just let me leave and I’ll try to believe in your existence
ME AT A NEIGHBORHOOD BARBECUE: please god, just let me leave and I’ll try to believe in your existence
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
ME: it’s so hard to make new friends
ME AT A NEIGHBORHOOD BARBECUE: please god, just let me leave and I’ll try to believe in your existence
ME AT A NEIGHBORHOOD BARBECUE: please god, just let me leave and I’ll try to believe in your existence
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I found a Pac-Man in the wild!
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I found a Pac-Man in the wild!
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look at mah feets, I’m a T-Rex rawwwr
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
look at mah feets, I’m a T-Rex rawwwr
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Box fort time! Gather some big boxes and let's get to stacking!
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Box fort time! Gather some big boxes and let's get to stacking!
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I'm saving over 300/month on food shopping by just eating whatever comes floating down the creek
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I'm saving over 300/month on food shopping by just eating whatever comes floating down the creek
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*waving at neighbors getting back from church services* Good service tonight? *tucks testicle back into speedo*
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
*waving at neighbors getting back from church services* Good service tonight? *tucks testicle back into speedo*
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Yes,everything about her was fire
her legs her eyes
a spine that swung her ass like a pendulum
Shit and that smile right down to her dirty nails from always digging graves but fuck man,those breasts,
they were like psalms,and I being an atheist wanted nothing more than to find religion
#brokenpoet
her legs her eyes
a spine that swung her ass like a pendulum
Shit and that smile right down to her dirty nails from always digging graves but fuck man,those breasts,
they were like psalms,and I being an atheist wanted nothing more than to find religion
#brokenpoet
December 24, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Yes,everything about her was fire
her legs her eyes
a spine that swung her ass like a pendulum
Shit and that smile right down to her dirty nails from always digging graves but fuck man,those breasts,
they were like psalms,and I being an atheist wanted nothing more than to find religion
#brokenpoet
her legs her eyes
a spine that swung her ass like a pendulum
Shit and that smile right down to her dirty nails from always digging graves but fuck man,those breasts,
they were like psalms,and I being an atheist wanted nothing more than to find religion
#brokenpoet
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Luke violated the Prime Directive by tricking the Ewoks into thinking C3PO was a deity
November 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Luke violated the Prime Directive by tricking the Ewoks into thinking C3PO was a deity
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I also went to look at the bear statue. It’s like 20 ft tall and on a 12 foot pedestal. It is indeed cool as hell.
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I also went to look at the bear statue. It’s like 20 ft tall and on a 12 foot pedestal. It is indeed cool as hell.
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in an alternate universe *I* am driving muppets around in *THEIR* dreams
November 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
in an alternate universe *I* am driving muppets around in *THEIR* dreams
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I showed you my hobbies and you belittled me for them, please don’t respond
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I showed you my hobbies and you belittled me for them, please don’t respond
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Pills aren't enough - please sugar coat all of my things
November 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Pills aren't enough - please sugar coat all of my things
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Dusting my fake flowers
November 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Dusting my fake flowers
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Gonna make my family watch Schindler's List instead of football on Thanksgiving and when they're crying at the end I'm going to call them all antifa
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Gonna make my family watch Schindler's List instead of football on Thanksgiving and when they're crying at the end I'm going to call them all antifa
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Trying to teach my 69 year old mother how to download Netflix and bed rot successfully
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Trying to teach my 69 year old mother how to download Netflix and bed rot successfully
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I have some respect for effort, but I think people should think more carefully about their choices regarding sublimating anything.
Sublimate with care.
Sublimate with care.
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I have some respect for effort, but I think people should think more carefully about their choices regarding sublimating anything.
Sublimate with care.
Sublimate with care.
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it’s not ‘grandpa munster’ you ignorant fuck. he’s herman muster’s father IN LAW, they won’t have the same surname dumbass. it’s grampire!
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
it’s not ‘grandpa munster’ you ignorant fuck. he’s herman muster’s father IN LAW, they won’t have the same surname dumbass. it’s grampire!
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Once a guy came over because he wanted to have sex but I made him watch There Will Be Blood with me instead
November 17, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Once a guy came over because he wanted to have sex but I made him watch There Will Be Blood with me instead
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Playing in the rain with Leonard Cohen playing in my phone.
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Playing in the rain with Leonard Cohen playing in my phone.