Lock Wilford
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Lock Wilford
@lockwilford.com
· May 30
[Sex Shop]
Me: *holding 37 dildos*
Shopkeeper: may I help you?
Me: where are the fitting rooms?
Me: *holding 37 dildos*
Shopkeeper: may I help you?
Me: where are the fitting rooms?
TBH I needed this windshield time
January 17, 2026 at 1:11 PM
TBH I needed this windshield time
I'm all packed and ready to go to Dad's for the weekend
January 17, 2026 at 12:22 PM
I'm all packed and ready to go to Dad's for the weekend
He was so tired from work he spent his entire day off sleeping and he feels bad that we didn't get to spend time with each other. He's not the only one, I was looking forward to it. Just to get to be in each other's arms is priceless as far as I am concerned
January 17, 2026 at 11:50 AM
He was so tired from work he spent his entire day off sleeping and he feels bad that we didn't get to spend time with each other. He's not the only one, I was looking forward to it. Just to get to be in each other's arms is priceless as far as I am concerned
Anyways, I'm going to try and sleep even as my brain is racing and my heart is deflated
January 17, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Anyways, I'm going to try and sleep even as my brain is racing and my heart is deflated
I get it, the world is falling apart around us. But I'm really hurting and I need to scream
January 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I get it, the world is falling apart around us. But I'm really hurting and I need to scream
Why do I always fall for the closeted guy?
January 17, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Why do I always fall for the closeted guy?
*fighting back tears* stop being a pussy
January 17, 2026 at 1:40 AM
*fighting back tears* stop being a pussy
Okay this fool is going to bed
January 16, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Okay this fool is going to bed
Beginning to feel stood up, I know he's exhausted though, he had nearly fifty hours in for the week when he left work at three this morning and he needs sleep, but he's yet to answer.
He woke me at 3AM by calling and we talked until my alarm went off at 5:30 AM. I went to work, he went to bed; he wants to go out tonight, he's off and I'm off, a rarity. He wanted me to call and wake him at four and I've been sitting here stressing because what if he's changed his mind
January 16, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Beginning to feel stood up, I know he's exhausted though, he had nearly fifty hours in for the week when he left work at three this morning and he needs sleep, but he's yet to answer.
He woke me at 3AM by calling and we talked until my alarm went off at 5:30 AM. I went to work, he went to bed; he wants to go out tonight, he's off and I'm off, a rarity. He wanted me to call and wake him at four and I've been sitting here stressing because what if he's changed his mind
January 16, 2026 at 8:31 PM
He woke me at 3AM by calling and we talked until my alarm went off at 5:30 AM. I went to work, he went to bed; he wants to go out tonight, he's off and I'm off, a rarity. He wanted me to call and wake him at four and I've been sitting here stressing because what if he's changed his mind
Mentally alphabetizing the reasons I hate myself
January 16, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Mentally alphabetizing the reasons I hate myself
*drunkenly spilling kief in the floor* Dumbass!
January 15, 2026 at 10:04 PM
*drunkenly spilling kief in the floor* Dumbass!
I've decided to take Saturday and Sunday off. I'm going to drive the five hours to Dad's and stay the night without cellphone service and a lake
January 15, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I've decided to take Saturday and Sunday off. I'm going to drive the five hours to Dad's and stay the night without cellphone service and a lake
What's up? I'm up to the same old stupid shit, falling for the one who doesn't give a shit about me
January 15, 2026 at 9:22 PM
What's up? I'm up to the same old stupid shit, falling for the one who doesn't give a shit about me
Seriously though I left work at three, I had forty two hours in since Monday, I'm exhausted and I still have today and tomorrow to go
January 15, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Seriously though I left work at three, I had forty two hours in since Monday, I'm exhausted and I still have today and tomorrow to go
Reposted by Lock Wilford
If you are a politician and you are not committed to bringing the vile people to justice, you are actually a bad person.
January 14, 2026 at 1:08 AM
If you are a politician and you are not committed to bringing the vile people to justice, you are actually a bad person.
Totally normal week I see
January 13, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Totally normal week I see
Reposted by Lock Wilford
A lot of you appear to like your rivalries heated. Like, very heated.
January 13, 2026 at 1:37 AM
A lot of you appear to like your rivalries heated. Like, very heated.
The owner asked for the project deadline to be moved to four days away instead five, I asked if it's done in four days do I get the following four off and he said sure, so now I'm working my ass off for a four day weekend
January 13, 2026 at 1:14 AM
The owner asked for the project deadline to be moved to four days away instead five, I asked if it's done in four days do I get the following four off and he said sure, so now I'm working my ass off for a four day weekend