Cornopolous
@cornopolous.bsky.social
Gravy. Always gravy. And your Mom.
(Also rugby, Padres, Vikings, chargers(?) ASU and your Mom)
(Also rugby, Padres, Vikings, chargers(?) ASU and your Mom)
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I was worried that everyone was going to think it was an infinite jest reference so I wore my jacket with the Sylvia Plath backpatch
February 5, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I was worried that everyone was going to think it was an infinite jest reference so I wore my jacket with the Sylvia Plath backpatch
There’s a very small demographic of people that still use the word crunk and I’d like to say that’s a solid word you should stand by.
February 6, 2026 at 6:25 AM
There’s a very small demographic of people that still use the word crunk and I’d like to say that’s a solid word you should stand by.
You don’t go to war with the Gary Busey teeth you want, you go to war with the Gary Busey teeth you have.
February 6, 2026 at 6:22 AM
You don’t go to war with the Gary Busey teeth you want, you go to war with the Gary Busey teeth you have.
Stopping stock buybacks solves half the problem. Guillotines solve the other half.
February 6, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Stopping stock buybacks solves half the problem. Guillotines solve the other half.
Every iPhone update makes it worse
February 6, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Every iPhone update makes it worse
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Met a 5yo named Rhonda and she's already up to 2½ packs of cigarettes a day
February 6, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Met a 5yo named Rhonda and she's already up to 2½ packs of cigarettes a day
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I used Irish Spring for years until one day it started making me heave. Feta started doing that too. Now I can't keep either in my shower.
February 6, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I used Irish Spring for years until one day it started making me heave. Feta started doing that too. Now I can't keep either in my shower.
Talk to me in Boontling, Baby.
February 6, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Talk to me in Boontling, Baby.
Getting PTSD tonight
(Party Time San Diego)
(Party Time San Diego)
February 6, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Getting PTSD tonight
(Party Time San Diego)
(Party Time San Diego)
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My brother in KROQ
February 5, 2026 at 11:00 PM
My brother in KROQ
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Tonight is The Feast of 6 Chupacabras… celebrate accordingly
February 5, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Tonight is The Feast of 6 Chupacabras… celebrate accordingly
22-0, France at the half.
Irish fullback for 40 minutes: “oh shit oh fuck bloody hell oh no”
They need to start tackling
Irish fullback for 40 minutes: “oh shit oh fuck bloody hell oh no”
They need to start tackling
February 5, 2026 at 8:55 PM
22-0, France at the half.
Irish fullback for 40 minutes: “oh shit oh fuck bloody hell oh no”
They need to start tackling
Irish fullback for 40 minutes: “oh shit oh fuck bloody hell oh no”
They need to start tackling
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Oh I'm sorry I can't make it, I'm busy making up songs to sing to my dogs
February 5, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Oh I'm sorry I can't make it, I'm busy making up songs to sing to my dogs
France up 12 nil over Ireland 23:05 first half.
February 5, 2026 at 8:35 PM
France up 12 nil over Ireland 23:05 first half.
Get stretched out and put a tv near you on if possible. France v Ireland kicking off the 6 nations in an hour!
February 5, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Get stretched out and put a tv near you on if possible. France v Ireland kicking off the 6 nations in an hour!
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They're keelhauling you in the pirate groupchat, bro. They're calling you a l*nd-l*bber.
February 5, 2026 at 4:27 PM
They're keelhauling you in the pirate groupchat, bro. They're calling you a l*nd-l*bber.
My agent set me up with interviews on radio row this week but all got cancelled because, “Apparently no one cares about team handball.”
February 5, 2026 at 4:22 PM
My agent set me up with interviews on radio row this week but all got cancelled because, “Apparently no one cares about team handball.”
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A few words and phrases I worry will go out of style: Moxie, dungarees, first-time home buyer, bearded clam, and etc
February 5, 2026 at 3:56 PM
A few words and phrases I worry will go out of style: Moxie, dungarees, first-time home buyer, bearded clam, and etc
Life was simpler before they stole women’s rights and this cramp in my calf, ow.
February 5, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Life was simpler before they stole women’s rights and this cramp in my calf, ow.
If you could put a really small gif between sentences or ideas in a post, (eddiemurphytappinghistemple dot gif) it could make some posts funnier
February 5, 2026 at 5:42 AM
If you could put a really small gif between sentences or ideas in a post, (eddiemurphytappinghistemple dot gif) it could make some posts funnier
I quit heroin because my company tests regularly for poppy seeds in your system and it turns out it gives a positive.
February 5, 2026 at 5:10 AM
I quit heroin because my company tests regularly for poppy seeds in your system and it turns out it gives a positive.
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February 4, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Probiotic bullets
February 5, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Probiotic bullets
We had a pipe in a wall go in our master bath and it’s been a nightmare. (Should have done it myself but didn’t) anyway, new bathroom is a week out for the test “shower, fetal and weep.” Session. I’ll let you know
February 5, 2026 at 3:37 AM
We had a pipe in a wall go in our master bath and it’s been a nightmare. (Should have done it myself but didn’t) anyway, new bathroom is a week out for the test “shower, fetal and weep.” Session. I’ll let you know
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Oh, we don't go to that Coinstar. That's the haunted one
February 5, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Oh, we don't go to that Coinstar. That's the haunted one