Cornopolous
@cornopolous.bsky.social
Gravy. Always gravy. And your Mom.
(Also rugby, Padres, Vikings, chargers(?) ASU and your Mom)
(Also rugby, Padres, Vikings, chargers(?) ASU and your Mom)
Just got back from the beach, went to put on the pregame for the SuperBowl and they have this pedophile show on? Some obese child rapist is talking instead of football players. Seems like a missed opportunity for the NFL. Oh well, Olympics it is
February 8, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Just got back from the beach, went to put on the pregame for the SuperBowl and they have this pedophile show on? Some obese child rapist is talking instead of football players. Seems like a missed opportunity for the NFL. Oh well, Olympics it is
Sorry I haven’t been on as much, I did the Nürburgring on a Big Wheel.
February 8, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Sorry I haven’t been on as much, I did the Nürburgring on a Big Wheel.
When I moved my daughter back from Colorado Met a guy with a huge diesel pusher motorhome. Beautiful. His wife refused to go to California (!) because “it’s awful and not safe.” (We talked them into it) it’s unreal what people think.
February 7, 2026 at 9:45 PM
When I moved my daughter back from Colorado Met a guy with a huge diesel pusher motorhome. Beautiful. His wife refused to go to California (!) because “it’s awful and not safe.” (We talked them into it) it’s unreal what people think.
I was genetically built for speed skating and it just wasn’t near me to try it. Tall, long and big legs, speed skates for feet, streamlined head…
February 7, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I was genetically built for speed skating and it just wasn’t near me to try it. Tall, long and big legs, speed skates for feet, streamlined head…
Ouch, England 22 nil over Wales and only 25 minutes in. This is going to be a long day for Wales
February 7, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Ouch, England 22 nil over Wales and only 25 minutes in. This is going to be a long day for Wales
Okay the rugby is done. On to the Olympics. Anything to distract me from the horrors
February 7, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Okay the rugby is done. On to the Olympics. Anything to distract me from the horrors
Today in 1960 my friend Ernie McCray scored 46 in a game for the University of Arizona. That single game record still stands all these years later. And that’s nothing compared to how many people he’s touched and how many lives he’s made better. Educator, activist, father, and more. Amazing man.
February 7, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Today in 1960 my friend Ernie McCray scored 46 in a game for the University of Arizona. That single game record still stands all these years later. And that’s nothing compared to how many people he’s touched and how many lives he’s made better. Educator, activist, father, and more. Amazing man.
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I’ve been wearing nothing but a barrel since the Ford administration
February 6, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I’ve been wearing nothing but a barrel since the Ford administration
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ME: Why did they call it a clip-on ponytail and not a phoneytail lol
WIFE: Omg why would anyone want that?
ME: *tucking my phoneytail down the back of my shirt* no idea Sharon
WIFE: Omg why would anyone want that?
ME: *tucking my phoneytail down the back of my shirt* no idea Sharon
February 5, 2026 at 10:07 PM
ME: Why did they call it a clip-on ponytail and not a phoneytail lol
WIFE: Omg why would anyone want that?
ME: *tucking my phoneytail down the back of my shirt* no idea Sharon
WIFE: Omg why would anyone want that?
ME: *tucking my phoneytail down the back of my shirt* no idea Sharon
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I was worried that everyone was going to think it was an infinite jest reference so I wore my jacket with the Sylvia Plath backpatch
February 5, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I was worried that everyone was going to think it was an infinite jest reference so I wore my jacket with the Sylvia Plath backpatch
There’s a very small demographic of people that still use the word crunk and I’d like to say that’s a solid word you should stand by.
February 6, 2026 at 6:25 AM
There’s a very small demographic of people that still use the word crunk and I’d like to say that’s a solid word you should stand by.
You don’t go to war with the Gary Busey teeth you want, you go to war with the Gary Busey teeth you have.
February 6, 2026 at 6:22 AM
You don’t go to war with the Gary Busey teeth you want, you go to war with the Gary Busey teeth you have.
Stopping stock buybacks solves half the problem. Guillotines solve the other half.
February 6, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Stopping stock buybacks solves half the problem. Guillotines solve the other half.
Every iPhone update makes it worse
February 6, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Every iPhone update makes it worse
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Met a 5yo named Rhonda and she's already up to 2½ packs of cigarettes a day
February 6, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Met a 5yo named Rhonda and she's already up to 2½ packs of cigarettes a day
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I used Irish Spring for years until one day it started making me heave. Feta started doing that too. Now I can't keep either in my shower.
February 6, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I used Irish Spring for years until one day it started making me heave. Feta started doing that too. Now I can't keep either in my shower.
Talk to me in Boontling, Baby.
February 6, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Talk to me in Boontling, Baby.
Getting PTSD tonight
(Party Time San Diego)
(Party Time San Diego)
February 6, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Getting PTSD tonight
(Party Time San Diego)
(Party Time San Diego)
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My brother in KROQ
February 5, 2026 at 11:00 PM
My brother in KROQ
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Tonight is The Feast of 6 Chupacabras… celebrate accordingly
February 5, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Tonight is The Feast of 6 Chupacabras… celebrate accordingly
22-0, France at the half.
Irish fullback for 40 minutes: “oh shit oh fuck bloody hell oh no”
They need to start tackling
Irish fullback for 40 minutes: “oh shit oh fuck bloody hell oh no”
They need to start tackling
February 5, 2026 at 8:55 PM
22-0, France at the half.
Irish fullback for 40 minutes: “oh shit oh fuck bloody hell oh no”
They need to start tackling
Irish fullback for 40 minutes: “oh shit oh fuck bloody hell oh no”
They need to start tackling
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Oh I'm sorry I can't make it, I'm busy making up songs to sing to my dogs
February 5, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Oh I'm sorry I can't make it, I'm busy making up songs to sing to my dogs
France up 12 nil over Ireland 23:05 first half.
February 5, 2026 at 8:35 PM
France up 12 nil over Ireland 23:05 first half.
Get stretched out and put a tv near you on if possible. France v Ireland kicking off the 6 nations in an hour!
February 5, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Get stretched out and put a tv near you on if possible. France v Ireland kicking off the 6 nations in an hour!