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Nomad
@flyrhi.bsky.social
"I think I'm going to let my face go to shit naturally. Be like one of those cool older women who don't give a fuck.”
Someday 7/3/37
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Probably should close my blinds
December 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
If you don’t have matching throw blankets can you even call yourselves a couple?
December 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Totally completely sane and normal stuff. Here’s an alt text version.
December 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
We’re back on our bullshit
December 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Rivers is a chonky boy
December 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Is it really a book club if it’s just two of you?
December 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Such a good morning already🥰
December 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Just sitting with the fact that sometimes I do really stupid things that come from a really honest, well meaning and good place.
a woman wearing a hat and a tank top has the word ragr on her chest
ALT: a woman wearing a hat and a tank top has the word ragr on her chest
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December 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
This is a Christmas omelette
December 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Full send always
December 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
We’re 11 days into December and I haven’t eaten any boozy fruitcake yet. A travesty.
December 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Sometimes you just have to stand naked in front of your mirror and be like….”yeah, decent”
December 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I know we don’t order from Amazon because it’s evil but if you happen to order something please make sure you type in Thank My Driver in the search bar and then click the thank my driver thing that shows up below, the last person that delivered your package will get an extra $5
December 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If you buy anything from The Ordinary their yearly 23% off sale is on now through tomorrow.
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I’m addicted to this hot honey hummus
December 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
It’s so ridiculous how much like playing pickleball as a social sport. I talk too much though and I’ve noticed as I get older I’m more talkative and positive and like what’s happened to me?
December 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Vanilla yogurt is a dessert food
December 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
All my winter friends are delightfully 20+ yrs older and are talking about the joy of drinking buzzballs.
December 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Who knew my hip flexors would be my nemesis in my late 40s.

No, don’t say it. I know it’s tempting, don’t do it.
December 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Not only did my dog get sick on my arm last night(and on the blanket) I blew the fuse for the coffee maker. Are we sure it’s Friday?
December 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
It was a nice moon this evening
December 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Looks like we’re going the long way around
December 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Why call it sending noods when you could call it carb loading (this is dumb but I don’t have a drafts folder)
a cartoon cat is eating noodles from a bowl with the words send noods written below it
ALT: a cartoon cat is eating noodles from a bowl with the words send noods written below it
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December 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I will not cheat on my diet. I will not cheat on my diet. I will not cheat on my diet. I will not cheat on my diet. I will not cheat on my diet.
December 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
You can take the girl out of the rink but not the rink out of the girl.
December 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM