Nomad
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"I think I'm going to let my face go to shit naturally. Be like one of those cool older women who don't give a fuck.”
Someday 7/3/37
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Someday 7/3/37
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Guy goes to a fish market, rescues an octopus, then teaches it to play the piano 🤯 they are both so smart 🤩🥰
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🎥 Mattias Krantz
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🎥 Mattias Krantz
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Guy goes to a fish market, rescues an octopus, then teaches it to play the piano 🤯 they are both so smart 🤩🥰
🐙 🎹
🎥 Mattias Krantz
🐙 🎹
🎥 Mattias Krantz
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Y’all gotta use your free will more. Do some side quests in real life. Just do what the fuck you want essentially
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Y’all gotta use your free will more. Do some side quests in real life. Just do what the fuck you want essentially
Nothing says Christmas like property tax bills due 5 days before Santa’s visit.
November 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Nothing says Christmas like property tax bills due 5 days before Santa’s visit.
Of course I ate pie for breakfast (adjusts rest of the days macros to fit😭)
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Of course I ate pie for breakfast (adjusts rest of the days macros to fit😭)
Need someone to carry me to bed and tuck me in
The tryptophan is hitting
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Need someone to carry me to bed and tuck me in
The tryptophan is hitting
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The tryptophan is hitting
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The good news is they play on Christmas Day too so you can ruin your whole holiday season if you want
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The good news is they play on Christmas Day too so you can ruin your whole holiday season if you want
Renée Elise Goldsberry is so versatile nailed the anthem and also this…
November 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Renée Elise Goldsberry is so versatile nailed the anthem and also this…
Anyway, look at my Christmas palm. 🌴🎄
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Anyway, look at my Christmas palm. 🌴🎄
I know pie is always a big Thanksgiving tradition but let’s give the flaming turd cake its moment 🙏
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I know pie is always a big Thanksgiving tradition but let’s give the flaming turd cake its moment 🙏
Meet me at the Plaza Lighting Ceremony for a kiss right on the lips
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Meet me at the Plaza Lighting Ceremony for a kiss right on the lips
Romo…that Just For Men isn’t working for you bud
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Romo…that Just For Men isn’t working for you bud
I don’t have enough pots and pans to cook a Thanksgiving meal in this trailer but I’m gonna MacGyver the fuck out of a Thanksgiving meal anyway
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I don’t have enough pots and pans to cook a Thanksgiving meal in this trailer but I’m gonna MacGyver the fuck out of a Thanksgiving meal anyway
Shit is awful, don’t come at me
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Shit is awful, don’t come at me
Buying stocking stuffers for my enemies
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Buying stocking stuffers for my enemies
Remember to drizzle a little maple syrup across your whipped cream on top of that slice of pumpkin pie this year. Elevate it to gourmet status. 🤌
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Remember to drizzle a little maple syrup across your whipped cream on top of that slice of pumpkin pie this year. Elevate it to gourmet status. 🤌
One thing about me is that if I go to a “farm store” I will never pass up buying one of these even if I end up slowly eating one lone delicious cup a week
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
One thing about me is that if I go to a “farm store” I will never pass up buying one of these even if I end up slowly eating one lone delicious cup a week
Maybe we should just kiss about it?
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Maybe we should just kiss about it?
A bottle of Malbec for dinner? Sounds fantastic
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
A bottle of Malbec for dinner? Sounds fantastic
Starting a 4 month cut on Monday. I'd appreciate all your thoughts and prayers over the holidays.
November 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Starting a 4 month cut on Monday. I'd appreciate all your thoughts and prayers over the holidays.
The window is dirty but the view from my bed does not suck this morning
November 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The window is dirty but the view from my bed does not suck this morning
You, me, one spoon and that container of chocolate peanut butter ice cream?
November 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
You, me, one spoon and that container of chocolate peanut butter ice cream?
The sun is out and the fronds of the palms are gently blowing in the wind.
I'm going to take a nap and you should join me
I'm going to take a nap and you should join me
November 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The sun is out and the fronds of the palms are gently blowing in the wind.
I'm going to take a nap and you should join me
I'm going to take a nap and you should join me