Chicken of Vermont
@vermontchicken.bsky.social
Fanny. Behind. Bottom. Cheeks. Ass. Pooper. Derriere. Hinie. Keister. Rear end. Rump. Can. Chicken butt.
My nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:v57am2d7jdbhcnuaddebmrx7/feed/aaaffvjumuvym
I'M NOT HERE FOR UNSOLICITED ADVICE. I HIRE PROFESSIONALS.
My nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:v57am2d7jdbhcnuaddebmrx7/feed/aaaffvjumuvym
I'M NOT HERE FOR UNSOLICITED ADVICE. I HIRE PROFESSIONALS.
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i come from a long line of self-deprecationists
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
i come from a long line of self-deprecationists
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Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
1. Deer
2. A different deer
3. Still more deer. They look hungry
4. Dear God, will they ever stop coming
5. Otter
1. Deer
2. A different deer
3. Still more deer. They look hungry
4. Dear God, will they ever stop coming
5. Otter
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Black bear
Moose
Elk
Mountain goat
Flying squirrel
Black bear
Moose
Elk
Mountain goat
Flying squirrel
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Platypus
Tasmanian Devil
Lynx
Grizzly bear
Bighorn sheep
Platypus
Tasmanian Devil
Lynx
Grizzly bear
Bighorn sheep
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
1. Deer
2. A different deer
3. Still more deer. They look hungry
4. Dear God, will they ever stop coming
5. Otter
1. Deer
2. A different deer
3. Still more deer. They look hungry
4. Dear God, will they ever stop coming
5. Otter
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Protect yourself.
Protect others if you're able.
Protect all creatures, great and small.
Protect crumbling ruins and standing stones for elves and fairies.
Protect bogs, marshes, and misty moors for wandering witches, wayward spirits, and all of the horrors shambling in the gloom.
Protect others if you're able.
Protect all creatures, great and small.
Protect crumbling ruins and standing stones for elves and fairies.
Protect bogs, marshes, and misty moors for wandering witches, wayward spirits, and all of the horrors shambling in the gloom.
November 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Protect yourself.
Protect others if you're able.
Protect all creatures, great and small.
Protect crumbling ruins and standing stones for elves and fairies.
Protect bogs, marshes, and misty moors for wandering witches, wayward spirits, and all of the horrors shambling in the gloom.
Protect others if you're able.
Protect all creatures, great and small.
Protect crumbling ruins and standing stones for elves and fairies.
Protect bogs, marshes, and misty moors for wandering witches, wayward spirits, and all of the horrors shambling in the gloom.
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This Black Friday I splurged and payed bills that were due.
Because I’m festive
Because I’m festive
November 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
This Black Friday I splurged and payed bills that were due.
Because I’m festive
Because I’m festive
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In deep hibernation mode today. Peaceful. Comfy. In my cave. This is my Black Friday.
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
In deep hibernation mode today. Peaceful. Comfy. In my cave. This is my Black Friday.
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If it's below 50°, mom makes us wear sweaters 🥶
November 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
If it's below 50°, mom makes us wear sweaters 🥶
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Monitoring #squirrelcrimes together. 🥹
November 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Monitoring #squirrelcrimes together. 🥹
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Alligator
Albino White Tailed Deer
Moose
Black Bear
Bobcat
Alligator
Albino White Tailed Deer
Moose
Black Bear
Bobcat
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Moose
Lynx
Black bear
Sturgeon (one of my holy shit moments)
These giant water spiders
Moose
Lynx
Black bear
Sturgeon (one of my holy shit moments)
These giant water spiders
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Black bear
Moose
Elk
Mountain goat
Flying squirrel
Black bear
Moose
Elk
Mountain goat
Flying squirrel
November 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Alligator
Albino White Tailed Deer
Moose
Black Bear
Bobcat
Alligator
Albino White Tailed Deer
Moose
Black Bear
Bobcat
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Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Moose
Lynx
Black bear
Sturgeon (one of my holy shit moments)
These giant water spiders
Moose
Lynx
Black bear
Sturgeon (one of my holy shit moments)
These giant water spiders
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Black bear
Moose
Elk
Mountain goat
Flying squirrel
Black bear
Moose
Elk
Mountain goat
Flying squirrel
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Platypus
Tasmanian Devil
Lynx
Grizzly bear
Bighorn sheep
Platypus
Tasmanian Devil
Lynx
Grizzly bear
Bighorn sheep
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Moose
Lynx
Black bear
Sturgeon (one of my holy shit moments)
These giant water spiders
Moose
Lynx
Black bear
Sturgeon (one of my holy shit moments)
These giant water spiders
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on the left, with dark green leaves and deep red berries, wintergreen or winterberry.
on the right, with light green leaves and bright purple berries, callicarpa or beautyberry.
on the right, with light green leaves and bright purple berries, callicarpa or beautyberry.
November 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
on the left, with dark green leaves and deep red berries, wintergreen or winterberry.
on the right, with light green leaves and bright purple berries, callicarpa or beautyberry.
on the right, with light green leaves and bright purple berries, callicarpa or beautyberry.
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Marco is going to his (hopefully) new home today with Richard and Maryna. He'll be an only kitty so he'll get all the attention he needs and deserves!
Thank you, Richard and Maryna, for (hopefully) giving Marco a new, warm, loving home!
#snapcats #specialneedscats #snap_cats #lukiehouse
Thank you, Richard and Maryna, for (hopefully) giving Marco a new, warm, loving home!
#snapcats #specialneedscats #snap_cats #lukiehouse
November 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Marco is going to his (hopefully) new home today with Richard and Maryna. He'll be an only kitty so he'll get all the attention he needs and deserves!
Thank you, Richard and Maryna, for (hopefully) giving Marco a new, warm, loving home!
#snapcats #specialneedscats #snap_cats #lukiehouse
Thank you, Richard and Maryna, for (hopefully) giving Marco a new, warm, loving home!
#snapcats #specialneedscats #snap_cats #lukiehouse
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I’m riding shotgun with my 77 year old mom at the wheel.
She’s already told a passing patrolman to shove it up his “rectum” 😳.
I’m prepared for just about anything with this woman.
She’s already told a passing patrolman to shove it up his “rectum” 😳.
I’m prepared for just about anything with this woman.
November 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I’m riding shotgun with my 77 year old mom at the wheel.
She’s already told a passing patrolman to shove it up his “rectum” 😳.
I’m prepared for just about anything with this woman.
She’s already told a passing patrolman to shove it up his “rectum” 😳.
I’m prepared for just about anything with this woman.
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[Daughter, disgusted, mishearing me]: "HUMAN BEING SOUP?!?"
[Me]: "No, HAM and BEAN soup."
[Me]: "No, HAM and BEAN soup."
November 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
[Daughter, disgusted, mishearing me]: "HUMAN BEING SOUP?!?"
[Me]: "No, HAM and BEAN soup."
[Me]: "No, HAM and BEAN soup."
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Bagel says good morning every buddy
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Bagel says good morning every buddy
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Reddit user 'muppetlegs' posted this video of sledding down a short hill. But that's not snow, it's gypsum sand. This is at White Sands National Park.
Like the sledders who enjoy the dunes, people have been coming to this area for centuries. Let's talk about White Sands across human history.
Like the sledders who enjoy the dunes, people have been coming to this area for centuries. Let's talk about White Sands across human history.
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Reddit user 'muppetlegs' posted this video of sledding down a short hill. But that's not snow, it's gypsum sand. This is at White Sands National Park.
Like the sledders who enjoy the dunes, people have been coming to this area for centuries. Let's talk about White Sands across human history.
Like the sledders who enjoy the dunes, people have been coming to this area for centuries. Let's talk about White Sands across human history.
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This guy this morning 🎃🐿️
November 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This guy this morning 🎃🐿️
Rooster and the moms were both dedicated to bringing me a plate, so he came home with two containers of food.
He started fixing himself a plate for lunch and I heckled him from the sofa just for fun.
Because of course I'm going to share.
But, for the record, those are *my* leftovers.
He started fixing himself a plate for lunch and I heckled him from the sofa just for fun.
Because of course I'm going to share.
But, for the record, those are *my* leftovers.
November 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Rooster and the moms were both dedicated to bringing me a plate, so he came home with two containers of food.
He started fixing himself a plate for lunch and I heckled him from the sofa just for fun.
Because of course I'm going to share.
But, for the record, those are *my* leftovers.
He started fixing himself a plate for lunch and I heckled him from the sofa just for fun.
Because of course I'm going to share.
But, for the record, those are *my* leftovers.
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The pie filling became the filling in me. I am pie. Pie is I. We are pie.
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The pie filling became the filling in me. I am pie. Pie is I. We are pie.
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my cat does not take my threats to sit on her very seriously
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
my cat does not take my threats to sit on her very seriously
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My kids have whooping cough, there are no toys on the shelves, and my brother-in-law was deported despite being a US citizen. But at least I know there won't be black Santa Clauses this year.
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
My kids have whooping cough, there are no toys on the shelves, and my brother-in-law was deported despite being a US citizen. But at least I know there won't be black Santa Clauses this year.
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lots of praise being heaped on the thanksgiving chefs today, and that’s great. totally deserving. but I don’t want to lose sight of the true unsung heroes of thanksgiving dinner. those of us brave enough to step up and wash dishes
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
lots of praise being heaped on the thanksgiving chefs today, and that’s great. totally deserving. but I don’t want to lose sight of the true unsung heroes of thanksgiving dinner. those of us brave enough to step up and wash dishes
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my balls are so old and salty I named them Statler & Waldorf
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
my balls are so old and salty I named them Statler & Waldorf
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Larry is my beautiful princess. I've so rarely had such a photogenic cat! She's gotten fluffier for the winter, I think. Or she's just fat, idk.
November 28, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Larry is my beautiful princess. I've so rarely had such a photogenic cat! She's gotten fluffier for the winter, I think. Or she's just fat, idk.
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i love you friday you elusive sonofabitch
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
i love you friday you elusive sonofabitch
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Everything I'm doing fits in less and less. Take living in a hole hoarding all positive space for example
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Everything I'm doing fits in less and less. Take living in a hole hoarding all positive space for example