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Chicken of Vermont
@vermontchicken.bsky.social
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Fanny. Behind. Bottom. Cheeks. Ass. Pooper. Derriere. Hinie. Keister. Rear end. Rump. Can. Chicken butt.

My nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:v57am2d7jdbhcnuaddebmrx7/feed/aaaffvjumuvym

I'M NOT HERE FOR UNSOLICITED ADVICE. I HIRE PROFESSIONALS.
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This boy woke up today and chose violence.*

*intentionally knocked his food bowl over, spilling his breakfast everywhere...which he does occasionally and we haven't figured out why
Jaxon slept on the sofa last night because Rooster was drunky pants and forgot to put the furniture up.
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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I can no longer maintain denial about living in a corner of the state where it snows almost every single day for several months of the year.

Every day.
A screenshot of part of the 10-day forecast illustrates my point.
November 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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It looks lovely, but Rooster has been over there for three hours already.
The Thanksgiving table with about 40 members of Rooster's mother's family in attendance. It's a beautiful spread, but I couldn't have *socialized* for five hours, today, never mind worked for three after moving for twelve hours yesterday and with at least another two days of work still ahead this weekend.
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Rooster left me my own little tray of crostini because he's really just the very best human being.
Bacon, almond, cheese, and scallion crostini before. Bacon, almond, cheese, and scallion crostini after.
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Yeah, dogs in my timeline!

Now *that* is something for which I can get my grateful on, people!
Three posts in a row featuring dogs! So many dogs! All the dogs!
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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I understand that it's just me up in my head listening to this but
Pearl Pie in an empty box. She's a pirate, I know.
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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A movie that takes place where you are from
Chevy Chase as Andy Farmer in "Funny Farm."
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Active truce.
Ruby and Pearl Pie (the kitties) are almost touching as we snuggle on the sofa. Russia and Israel could learn a thing or two about peace negotiations from me.
November 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Brunch?
An egg fried over chili with pepper jack and a generous side of sour cream. Really, the cheese and sour cream are the point.
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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I present to you all the next big thing in toast fucking products: Behold! Cream cheese toast!

I will garnish it with micro greens and sell it to young influencers for $10 a plate in trendy cafes!
Cream cheese spread on toasted sourdough. I wish I had some jam or sprouts to go with my cream cheese and bread, but I refuse to grocery shop again until after the move.
November 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Loafen Ruby.
Little tuxedo with the murder mittens tucked.
November 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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The gremlin is begging for kisses.
A close up of Pearl Pie, the sweetest kitty in the history of domesticated felines.
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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I paraphrased his response because I ran out of room...
It's a screenshot of the entire text conversation so you can see proof of the mansplaining.
November 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Wind.

Audio would be the only reason.
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Is it because I have?
Ruby, the tuxedo I pulled from a deep hole in the Mississippi ground. Pearl Pie, the treasure who found me.
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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She caught it.
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Unfortunately, this is much more likely.

I'm not sure why so many people didn't seem to see this coming.

They are a cult and the cult motto is "anything goes."
Kate Capshaw as Willie Scott in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
November 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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"The Less You Know," is my motto these days.
"The More You Know" from the PSA ad campaign. Except every time I read the news, now, I wish I knew less.
November 16, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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It doesn't look like much because it's just tomato soup and grilled cheese, but it was delicious and exactly what I wanted.
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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@oldsoulprose.bsky.social and @brusowrites.bsky.social inspired me to use up some things in the pantry *and* satisfy a craving...
Crushed tomatoes, cream cheese, onion, Parmesan, chicken stock, French bread, sharp cheddar, apple, and bacon. Not featured: fresh garlic and dried basil.
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Goodnight.
Pinky Early, my bi-color boy, and Ruby, my tuxedo girl - a bonded pair - snuggling.
November 15, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Another Friday night of cat wrangling...
Ruby looking earnest. She's a spunky tuxedo who misses her bonded mate, Pinky Earl. Ruby in her natural state, going after the back scratcher. Pearl Pie has been crawling all over me. She's a bicolor with gorgeous markings.
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Here's the full photo with snow...
Full moon in Vermont on my birthday, 2022, with Rooster and a small bonfire in the distance. The wood shop is to the right and there's a patch of snow in the foreground.
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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If I swallow my tongue, will I grow an anteater in my belly! Or maybe a giraffe? Or maybe Olivia Rodriguez?
Olivia Rodriguez with her tongue out on her album cover.
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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All morning...
Pearl has migrated and I can't feel my fingers.
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM