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All that we have are the mysteries hidden in misty forests. Contributor to: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social @riversidecasino.bsky.social

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · Oct 26

My hope for you is that you always feel safe and warm, and that you will someday find yourself surrounded by wild Muppets in the heart of the forest, with plenty of wine & books and without a care in the world.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 1h

If you've prepared your patch properly, by now your pumpkins should be:
- humming slightly
- levitating a little
- visited nightly by dark fairies
- sinking their vines into other plants to drain them of energy
- murmering dark incantations to the elder gods

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 18d

Do something nice for yourself every day.
Enjoy some tea, take a little nap, or shamble through the catacombs beneath crumbling castles and find the bones of ancient kings to snack on.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 4h

Your horoscope for today:
Be like a mimosa - sweet, effervescent, and for some, headache inducing.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 18d

If you dream it, you can do it.
Make an enchanted crown of antlers & bones.
Haunt the darkness on the ragged edge of town.
Unfurl your great black wings, take flight across the forest, and teach the night your name.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 1d

What's your favorite kind of snack?

1. salty
2. sweet
3. cheesy
4. an unholy combo of all 3, plus booze

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 16d

hello darkness my old friend...

a black and white photo of crows sitting in trees in the winter

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 1d

a cartoon of winnie the pooh standing on a bridge with the words life 's too short for pants below him

Alt: a cartoon of winnie the pooh standing on a bridge with the words life 's too short for pants below him

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 1d

In this house, we believe:
- love is love
- science is real
- books are magic portals
- pants are always optional
- squirrels are little demons
- the forest accepts you as you are, and for who you will become

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 19d

Remember, you are not alone.
Your community is out there.
Find them in quiet bookstores & noisy cafes.
Find them shambling in mossy forests.
Find them haunting crumbling castles on the coast, under the dim light of stars.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 1d

Your daily horoscope:
Today you will feel like a candle - expending energy and slowly melting away.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 1d

What's your favorite kind of snack?

1. salty
2. sweet
3. cheesy
4. an unholy combo of all 3, plus booze

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 1d

Take a deep breath, let your mind wander, and enjoy some Friday wildflowers.

Wildflowers in a field with Mt Rainier in the background

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 25d

Your daily horoscope:
Today you will feel like an island - rocky and isolated, but carrying a unique charm.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 3d

What's your Autumn look?

1. cozy sweater witch
2. exhausted elder goth
3. weird mossy shape
4. rust & shadow

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 2d

Don't let your past define you.
Let your future deeds define you, and make sure they include things like "talons," "fangs," and "moss draped horror terrifies townsfolk away from the ragged edge of the forest."

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 20d

Slow down and enjoy the small things in life, like fog drifting through tall pines in the forest, or the way moss ghouls rise grimly from their loamy graves to grasp at your ankles.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 2d

Your daily horoscope:
Today you are a page in a coloring book - feeling half finished and waiting for someone to fill you in.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 2d

More Halloween costume ideas:
- soup goblin
- sexy old growth tree
- fried potato fairy
- witch of the wine aisle
- Queen of the Wildlands, dressed in moss & malice

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 2d

More Halloween costume ideas:
- soup goblin
- sexy old growth tree
- fried potato fairy
- witch of the wine aisle
- Queen of the Wildlands, dressed in moss & malice