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Carrion Sam

@carrionsam.bsky.social

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I'm perfect in every way, that's why people can't stand me

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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · May 30

Talk to me

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Sasha the Furious Ghost 👻 @sashafury.blackskycomra.de · 1h

Austerity and investment are not mutually exclusive.

He's attacking government services in order to funnel public funds into military, extraction, and development.

Canada's budget will focus on austerity and investment, says PM Carney

Canada's Prime Minister Mark Carney said on Wednesday that the upcoming federal budget would focus on both austerity and investments, adding that current government spending was unsustainable.

www.reuters.com

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The Princess Formerly Known As Prince @nataliereed84.bsky.social · 20m

Leaving revelations - a completely out of place and tonally dissonant work of demented mysticism and prophecy - in the bible was the biggest mistake the church ever made. :P

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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 12m

What the fuck am I reading?

The Guardian @theguardian.com · 3h

An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return’

Patrick Gelsinger, executive chairman of Gloo, has made it his mission to advance Christian principles in Silicon Valley

www.theguardian.com

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Space Moddity (they/them) @doktormod.bsky.social · 2d

All this talk about "generative AI", I want to hear more about "degenerative AI"

I want an AI that inspires people to loiter on street corners in leather jackets, looking tough, and quoting Jack Keroauc

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captcha @dopeshow.bsky.social · 17m

One of life's most unfortunate truths: One day you'll fight harder than you ever thought possible, and you'll lose.

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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 10h

You mean wrap you up? Don't mind if I do...

Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 10h

Be Yourself is all that you can do open.qobuz.com/track/736062

Open Qobuz

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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 15h

"You have what 9 inches?"

Hahaha oh no honey all your exes lied to you

Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 23h

Yes

Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 23h

Is it still soup even though it's sunny out?

A bowl of kimchi noodle soup with a dropped egg on the sunny windowsill

Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 1d

I raised the mirror

It's all wonky but at least I'm not looking at myself while I poop

I'm gonna have to redesign the whole room later so for now it'll do

The man who sold us the house had ANOTHER MIRROR behind the toilet... to see his pecker better? Never understood that

Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 1d

It's just you holding hand with the puppeteer

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 1d

Do you pronounce it good morning or fuccckkk

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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 1d

I don't pronounce I just AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Ygrene (scary) @ygrene.bsky.social · 1d

(entire life is in shambles) hey can i give you some advice

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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 1d

They have their own time too

Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 1d

That would have them swarm about! People are suckers for red flags

Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 1d

They're waiting for you to be on sale on Nov 1st

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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 1d

A constant stream of "Babe can I come with you tonight" and "Babe I wanna go home now" will end up isolating you. It's a survival mechanism from someone who needs you socially dependent on them. Consciously or unconsciously.

Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 1d

Permission to respectfully awooga at your thirst trap, ma'am?

Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 1d

Is there some astroturf campaign going on or something?

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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 2d

I just realized that the murder on the orient express was done by a....trained assasin

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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 3d

It's for science

Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 3d

All these feelings sound positively exhausting to maintain

Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 3d

Everyone I opened was the same too!

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