Carrion Sam
@carrionsam.bsky.social
I'm perfect in every way, that's why people can't stand me
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
VODKA
FRIENDS
MARRIAGE
........ 🤨
Fuck, what?
VODKA
FRIENDS
MARRIAGE
........ 🤨
Fuck, what?
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
VODKA
FRIENDS
MARRIAGE
........ 🤨
Fuck, what?
VODKA
FRIENDS
MARRIAGE
........ 🤨
Fuck, what?
It looks like shit but it tastes like you're going to fight God if he tells you there's no soup for you, sinner
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
It looks like shit but it tastes like you're going to fight God if he tells you there's no soup for you, sinner
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
Just a moment of timeline magic
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Just a moment of timeline magic
I can't spend another year in this hellhole I gotta sell this piece of shit house and get outta here ASAP
November 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I can't spend another year in this hellhole I gotta sell this piece of shit house and get outta here ASAP
Open Gmail in your browser
Click on Gear Icon ⚙️ in the upper right
In the General Tab, scroll down to "Smart Features" and UNCHECK THE BOX. It is about halfway down.
Then, right below that is Google Workspace smart features. Click on "Manage Workspace Smart Features" and make sure both toggles OFF
Click on Gear Icon ⚙️ in the upper right
In the General Tab, scroll down to "Smart Features" and UNCHECK THE BOX. It is about halfway down.
Then, right below that is Google Workspace smart features. Click on "Manage Workspace Smart Features" and make sure both toggles OFF
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Open Gmail in your browser
Click on Gear Icon ⚙️ in the upper right
In the General Tab, scroll down to "Smart Features" and UNCHECK THE BOX. It is about halfway down.
Then, right below that is Google Workspace smart features. Click on "Manage Workspace Smart Features" and make sure both toggles OFF
Click on Gear Icon ⚙️ in the upper right
In the General Tab, scroll down to "Smart Features" and UNCHECK THE BOX. It is about halfway down.
Then, right below that is Google Workspace smart features. Click on "Manage Workspace Smart Features" and make sure both toggles OFF
So this is the plan; remove the old 2x8 around the base and replace with new treated wood.
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
So this is the plan; remove the old 2x8 around the base and replace with new treated wood.
I can probably leave it like this yes?
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I can probably leave it like this yes?
Ok who of you did that?
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Ok who of you did that?
Have you ever had a kimchi chigae?
Well this is the closest I can get to making one right now and the soju I drank while cooking is none of your business
Well this is the closest I can get to making one right now and the soju I drank while cooking is none of your business
November 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Have you ever had a kimchi chigae?
Well this is the closest I can get to making one right now and the soju I drank while cooking is none of your business
Well this is the closest I can get to making one right now and the soju I drank while cooking is none of your business
Reason #81899 I don't trust my ex tenant's claim of being a very good handyman:
October 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Reason #81899 I don't trust my ex tenant's claim of being a very good handyman:
Is it still soup even though it's sunny out?
October 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Is it still soup even though it's sunny out?
I raised the mirror
It's all wonky but at least I'm not looking at myself while I poop
I'm gonna have to redesign the whole room later so for now it'll do
The man who sold us the house had ANOTHER MIRROR behind the toilet... to see his pecker better? Never understood that
It's all wonky but at least I'm not looking at myself while I poop
I'm gonna have to redesign the whole room later so for now it'll do
The man who sold us the house had ANOTHER MIRROR behind the toilet... to see his pecker better? Never understood that
October 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I raised the mirror
It's all wonky but at least I'm not looking at myself while I poop
I'm gonna have to redesign the whole room later so for now it'll do
The man who sold us the house had ANOTHER MIRROR behind the toilet... to see his pecker better? Never understood that
It's all wonky but at least I'm not looking at myself while I poop
I'm gonna have to redesign the whole room later so for now it'll do
The man who sold us the house had ANOTHER MIRROR behind the toilet... to see his pecker better? Never understood that
Mustered the courage to do it. Fucking weird job. Why did I need to remove so many parts to reach that?!?
Anyway, it's dark. I'll reassemble tomorrow.
Anyway, it's dark. I'll reassemble tomorrow.
October 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Mustered the courage to do it. Fucking weird job. Why did I need to remove so many parts to reach that?!?
Anyway, it's dark. I'll reassemble tomorrow.
Anyway, it's dark. I'll reassemble tomorrow.
Mmh. Must have been a catfish.
Went on an adventure instead!
Went on an adventure instead!
October 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Mmh. Must have been a catfish.
Went on an adventure instead!
Went on an adventure instead!