Carrion Sam
@carrionsam.bsky.social
I'm perfect in every way, that's why people can't stand me
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Can someone take me in their cupped hands like a small frog and hide me in their pocket, please?
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i’m laughing imagining one of those car carrier trucks going all the way across the country and then when they pull the cars off it, the truck is mad like “they could drive this whole time!?”
February 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
i’m laughing imagining one of those car carrier trucks going all the way across the country and then when they pull the cars off it, the truck is mad like “they could drive this whole time!?”
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Christmas music sounds like how disassociation feels
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Christmas music sounds like how disassociation feels
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I'm tired of being the bigger person. Just once, I want to be the smaller person, tiny enough to be carried around in someone's pocket, shouting petty retorts.
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I'm tired of being the bigger person. Just once, I want to be the smaller person, tiny enough to be carried around in someone's pocket, shouting petty retorts.
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i cant wait to have my neck surgically removed
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
i cant wait to have my neck surgically removed
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this old thing? oh its my personal support talisman that makes me think things against my will i got from the store that wasnt there when i went back to return it
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
this old thing? oh its my personal support talisman that makes me think things against my will i got from the store that wasnt there when i went back to return it
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“You’re coming with me,” said the security guard, as he and his lover experienced synchronized orgasms.
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
“You’re coming with me,” said the security guard, as he and his lover experienced synchronized orgasms.
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my two last braincells
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
my two last braincells
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Missing someone who’s standing right in front of you might be the human condition’s cruelest trick.
November 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Missing someone who’s standing right in front of you might be the human condition’s cruelest trick.
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Astonishing. According to this guy I just spoke to, there are no worries
November 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Astonishing. According to this guy I just spoke to, there are no worries
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ME: Power of attorney? Might I remind the court of the power of love?
JUDGE [huey lewis]: I’ll allow it
JUDGE [huey lewis]: I’ll allow it
August 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
ME: Power of attorney? Might I remind the court of the power of love?
JUDGE [huey lewis]: I’ll allow it
JUDGE [huey lewis]: I’ll allow it
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how it feels when my friends reply with “lol” instead of “lmao” in the group chat
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
how it feels when my friends reply with “lol” instead of “lmao” in the group chat
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Last night, I was bitten by a radioactive lawyer and woke up with power of attorney.
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Last night, I was bitten by a radioactive lawyer and woke up with power of attorney.
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oh crap i just went into the garage without knocking and the car was changing it's clothes and yelled "get out"
November 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
oh crap i just went into the garage without knocking and the car was changing it's clothes and yelled "get out"
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Threats are just goth promises
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Threats are just goth promises
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Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest Charlie Brown
November 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest Charlie Brown
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Contrary to popular belief, you can still be bothered by it even if you don't fucking care about it.
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Contrary to popular belief, you can still be bothered by it even if you don't fucking care about it.
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I don’t know about you, but I pronounce it gyro.
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I don’t know about you, but I pronounce it gyro.
Just a moment of timeline magic
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Just a moment of timeline magic
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Just in case Roko’s Basilisk is turns out to be true, we should build that beach full of skulls we always see in Terminator so the machines feel welcomed
November 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Just in case Roko’s Basilisk is turns out to be true, we should build that beach full of skulls we always see in Terminator so the machines feel welcomed
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Never be afraid to avoid new things.
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Never be afraid to avoid new things.
Shitposting is just screaming scared hoping a kindred voice will answer instead of the deafening echo of the void
November 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Shitposting is just screaming scared hoping a kindred voice will answer instead of the deafening echo of the void
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Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, rock you like a hurricane
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, rock you like a hurricane
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BRB, starting discourse about how viewing art on the Internet is morally bankrupt regardless of its origin because even if it was made by human hands, what you're seeing on your screen is not the ORIGINAL human-made digital file, but a soulless machine-made replica in your browser's Internet cache.
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
BRB, starting discourse about how viewing art on the Internet is morally bankrupt regardless of its origin because even if it was made by human hands, what you're seeing on your screen is not the ORIGINAL human-made digital file, but a soulless machine-made replica in your browser's Internet cache.
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As a kid, I thought I’d be jumping into a lot more paintings as an adult
November 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
As a kid, I thought I’d be jumping into a lot more paintings as an adult