Pasta Fazool
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Chairs are pretty great.
You can fight a lion, or sit if you want.
You can fight a lion, or sit if you want.
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My trans agenda is a nice little Lisa Frank number where I keep all my important trans dates.
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 AM
My trans agenda is a nice little Lisa Frank number where I keep all my important trans dates.
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Suppressing Enemy Fire, Charlie Brown
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Suppressing Enemy Fire, Charlie Brown
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teacher: kenya name one country in africa ?
chad: no
chad: no
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
teacher: kenya name one country in africa ?
chad: no
chad: no
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gtfo if your cranberry sauce isn’t shaped like a can like nature intended
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
gtfo if your cranberry sauce isn’t shaped like a can like nature intended
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I don’t know what I’ve done that every third ad is for cloth clogs, but I don’t want them. Please leave me alone.
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I don’t know what I’ve done that every third ad is for cloth clogs, but I don’t want them. Please leave me alone.
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Carpenters are only in it for them shelves.
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Carpenters are only in it for them shelves.
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Im watching the Wheel of Fortune thanksgiving special like the early settlers did
November 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Im watching the Wheel of Fortune thanksgiving special like the early settlers did
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In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
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y'all ever order your burritos "extra tight"
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
y'all ever order your burritos "extra tight"
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why would I wanna challenge myself that doesn’t sound relaxing at all
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
why would I wanna challenge myself that doesn’t sound relaxing at all
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idea: zipper that doesn't heat to 1,000° when you put your jeans in the dryer
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
idea: zipper that doesn't heat to 1,000° when you put your jeans in the dryer
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a food critic who doesn’t waffle but he does pan cakes 👻
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
a food critic who doesn’t waffle but he does pan cakes 👻
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I have to take my medicine and it’s called HomeGoods.
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I have to take my medicine and it’s called HomeGoods.
I always try and be stern with people on the back of a boat.
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I always try and be stern with people on the back of a boat.
“Sometimes it feels like I’m wearing a hat when I’m not” will be the title of my autobiography.
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
“Sometimes it feels like I’m wearing a hat when I’m not” will be the title of my autobiography.
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I can't find my ceremonial porcupine.
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I can't find my ceremonial porcupine.
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liking smooth jazz is not a crime but it is immoral
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
liking smooth jazz is not a crime but it is immoral
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wife brought home an unrecognized tupperware from a friend and when i saw it in the fridge i hissed at it
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
wife brought home an unrecognized tupperware from a friend and when i saw it in the fridge i hissed at it
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
My parents would have been pissed if I chopped down a cherry tree.
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
My parents would have been pissed if I chopped down a cherry tree.
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I don't like the things you like, and I'm on the internet SPECIFICALLY to let you know that.
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I don't like the things you like, and I'm on the internet SPECIFICALLY to let you know that.
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officer i only missed that stop sign bc i was looking for the wizard emoji on my phone
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
officer i only missed that stop sign bc i was looking for the wizard emoji on my phone
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*sits backwards in a chair like a cool kid*
EXECUTIONER: wrong way.
EXECUTIONER: wrong way.
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
*sits backwards in a chair like a cool kid*
EXECUTIONER: wrong way.
EXECUTIONER: wrong way.
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When you make a long story short it’s called a lessay.
Thanks for reading.
Thanks for reading.
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
When you make a long story short it’s called a lessay.
Thanks for reading.
Thanks for reading.
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.