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Not JPo

@notjpo.bsky.social

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No, it’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant. https://mastodon.social/@notjpo Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahccdnlzcz4 Popular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahcc3hp2o6s

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · May 8

Imagine being really tired and shutting the fuck up about it

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 7h

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bloody bacon popsicle 💤 @gupton68.bsky.social · 3d

My wife and I were once very happy. In fact we both probably smiled pretty much every day right up until the day we met.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 1d

(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 13h

Flavored Seltzer: What If Bubbly Water Had Just Enough Of A Shadow Of Flavor To Annoy You?™️

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 13h

Accurate

Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 13h

Yes!

Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 14h

I’m like if Spirit Halloween stores were a person

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 19h

Not to brag or anything, but I've been told I have the maturity of a much, much younger man

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I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 17h

i got the taint of a bad toot in my mouth so came here to gargle some skeet, hope it works

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Reverie 💀🕯️ @augustreverie.bsky.social · 1d

I like to think it’s the most unhinged and unstable among us who stayed

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

A murder yourstery.

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Bart @bartandsoulforreal.bsky.social · 16d

Did I miss pumpkin spice rapture season?

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 2d

ME: Is there another name for the large seaweed that grows to form underwater forests?

GIRLFRIEND: Sea kelp

ME: Omg that's why I'm asking YOU Sharon

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Salty in the South @saltyinthesouth.bsky.social · 2d

Straight Outta Nordstrom

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MiloKilledPunk @milopoint.bsky.social · 1d

Would you mind? I'm completely out of mine.

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 2d

Me and my clones are in a doppelgäng.

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 1d

I mean at the rate I’m posting, no one else has to write a thing.

You’re welcome lazy people

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 2d

*handing out gold star stickers for anyone with independent thinking

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve had 3 of those

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 1d

I’d like to speak to the fantasy version of you I’ve created in my head plz

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 4d

Are you mad at me?
□ yes
□ yes

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 1d

Hugs, except with stabbing

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 1d

In the BlueSky olden days when some newfangled invention came along we’d clip out its fancy adverts in the local shopper and use them as fuel for our magnificently hand-forged skeet boilers in the root cellar

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 1d

“Someone you don’t know did something you don’t care about.” -social media notifications

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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 3d

Oh yeah? Could a depressed person do *this*??

*Stays up until gone 2am trying to think of the perfect lie to not go to work in the morning*

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