Not JPo
@notjpo.bsky.social
No, it’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant.
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Not JPo
@notjpo.bsky.social
· Sep 7
I’m all out of grub, I’m so lost without food
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ME: *hangs up phone*
REFRIGERATOR: Who was that
ME: *tearful* What are you running from
REFRIGERATOR: Who was that
ME: *tearful* What are you running from
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
ME: *hangs up phone*
REFRIGERATOR: Who was that
ME: *tearful* What are you running from
REFRIGERATOR: Who was that
ME: *tearful* What are you running from
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Sea Bass would be a good nickname for Sebastian
November 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Sea Bass would be a good nickname for Sebastian
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I imagine what all of you smell like based on your profile pic
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I imagine what all of you smell like based on your profile pic
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it’s nice to mute you too
October 20, 2025 at 5:22 AM
it’s nice to mute you too
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there's an owl literally hooting outside, predictable much???
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
there's an owl literally hooting outside, predictable much???
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the hardest part of meditating for me is right when i start to center myself the car behind me starts honking
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
the hardest part of meditating for me is right when i start to center myself the car behind me starts honking
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full contact origami
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
full contact origami
Sorry I haven’t been posting much lately, you guys. I’ve been really busy
*continues putting pegs in Lite Brite*
*continues putting pegs in Lite Brite*
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Sorry I haven’t been posting much lately, you guys. I’ve been really busy
*continues putting pegs in Lite Brite*
*continues putting pegs in Lite Brite*
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I said "tooth hurty" and my dentist just blinked at me
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I said "tooth hurty" and my dentist just blinked at me
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I like visiting my ancestral home
(dives head first into bog)
(dives head first into bog)
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I like visiting my ancestral home
(dives head first into bog)
(dives head first into bog)
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it takes a village people to raise a macho man
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
it takes a village people to raise a macho man
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Anything can be a pet. A squirrel, a dung beetle, moss. The key is, they can't get away.
November 3, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Anything can be a pet. A squirrel, a dung beetle, moss. The key is, they can't get away.
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*brings a first aid kit to a knife fight*
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
*brings a first aid kit to a knife fight*
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if you feel yourself start to panic, stop and ask yourself - “wait - is this even my disco?”
November 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
if you feel yourself start to panic, stop and ask yourself - “wait - is this even my disco?”
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Hey Friends, if you're looking for comedy, I've got you covered
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Hey Friends, if you're looking for comedy, I've got you covered
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I know you have rice, brown or just long?
I'm all out of grub, I'm so lost without food
I can't be too late to say I want stroganoff
I'm all out of grub, I'm so lost without food
I can't be too late to say I want stroganoff
November 9, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I know you have rice, brown or just long?
I'm all out of grub, I'm so lost without food
I can't be too late to say I want stroganoff
I'm all out of grub, I'm so lost without food
I can't be too late to say I want stroganoff
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do you wanna come over so our reply guys can have a playdate?
November 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
do you wanna come over so our reply guys can have a playdate?
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Art teacher: I think you've misunderstood. It's the models who will be nude.
Me: Well this is awkward.
Me: Well this is awkward.
November 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Art teacher: I think you've misunderstood. It's the models who will be nude.
Me: Well this is awkward.
Me: Well this is awkward.
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I'm tired of being the bigger person. Just once, I want to be the smaller person, tiny enough to be carried around in someone's pocket, shouting petty retorts.
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I'm tired of being the bigger person. Just once, I want to be the smaller person, tiny enough to be carried around in someone's pocket, shouting petty retorts.
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When CPAs break the law are they sent to accounty jail
November 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
When CPAs break the law are they sent to accounty jail
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I'm 'seen people smoke in a hospital' years old
October 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I'm 'seen people smoke in a hospital' years old
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Sorry I had to mute you but I don't like looking at your face nearly as much as you clearly do
October 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Sorry I had to mute you but I don't like looking at your face nearly as much as you clearly do
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I'm kind of like if oops wrong hole was a person
October 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I'm kind of like if oops wrong hole was a person