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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻

@ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social

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No one you know [This account is devoted to shit posting & semi-funny jokes. If I don't follow you back, hit me up at @creatureofhobbit.bsky.social where I'm mostly serious]

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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · May 9

I'm telling ya, this dog is a strange little man

Shaggy little black dog standing on his hind legs at the bottom of a staircase, with his front paws on a gate blocking the stairs

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 3d

my brain’s antivirus wont allow me to download what you’re saying

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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 1h

For me, it'd have to be chicken, as I don't eat baby animals

a close up of a sheep with snow on its head

Alt: a close up of a lamb cocking its ear

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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 1h

Peanut sauce could be legitimately yum. I agree.

Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 1h

Come on, you must have a sense of humor. Your comment about my dog was funny

Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 1h

Going to a Halloween party on Halloween night and I've decided to dress up as a huge sack of trash—just a big garbage bag filled with junk, as that pretty much describes me RN anyway

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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 2h

Google AI is now The Truth and we cannot question it, whether or not it comports with reality.

Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 2h

But the Supreme Court seems to think everything's fine and dandy, Steve. "Nothing to see here!," says Amy Coney Barrett, as she pushes her new book......

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A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @stevekoehler22.bsky.social · 3d

Too bad there’s not a Nobel Prize
for unbridled corruption.

That would be his only shot.

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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 2h

😂

Honestly, it's interesting how Halloween is spreading around the world. I will say it's one of the few things we're exporting I'm not ashamed of.

Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 2h

Oh no. Very sorry to hear that!

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InThe(Spooky)Ruins @intheruins.bsky.social · 2h

Imma do the time travel thing. June 15, 1946.

Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 3h

Quote this with your Trump funeral prediction

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 2h

it’s always a good day to not know what’s going on

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The Bearminator @the-bearminator.bsky.social · 10h

I shot the sheriff but I didn't shoot the deputy seems like a terrible alibi.

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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 2h

I would have thought it was obvious, but... 😉

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 1d

Dysfunctional families.... the gift that keeps on giving.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 11h

A lot of TV shows now have a warning about "adult situations" . . .
but then you watch and no one is going to work, paying bills or cleaning up dog poop.