Liz Lets Loose
@ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social
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[This account is devoted to shit posting & semi-funny jokes. If I don't follow you back, hit me up at @creatureofhobbit.bsky.social where I'm mostly serious]
[This account is devoted to shit posting & semi-funny jokes. If I don't follow you back, hit me up at @creatureofhobbit.bsky.social where I'm mostly serious]
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I'm telling ya, this dog is a strange little man
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first, they came for the geniuses & i did not speak out bc,… duh
December 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
first, they came for the geniuses & i did not speak out bc,… duh
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Stop ruining perfectly good caramel and chocolate with fucking sea salt
December 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I second this emotion
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I thought someone drew a portrait of me but it was just AI blueprints for a house with a wide 2-car garage in the back
December 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I thought someone drew a portrait of me but it was just AI blueprints for a house with a wide 2-car garage in the back
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(RACHEL walks past children playing. Her biological clock ticks. She’s thirty, almost dead.)
LITTLE GIRL: Are you excited for the County Hanukkah Fair?
RACHEL: Not really. I’m not super into Hanukkah.
LITTLE GIRL: Are you excited for the County Hanukkah Fair?
RACHEL: Not really. I’m not super into Hanukkah.
Scenes from a Hallmark Hanukkah Movie Written by Someone Who Has Definitely Met a Jew
EXT. SMALL TOWN BUS STOP – DAY (A beautiful woman with slightly wavy brown hair steps off a bus. She’s RACHEL, a corporate lawyer from The Big Cit...
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December 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
(RACHEL walks past children playing. Her biological clock ticks. She’s thirty, almost dead.)
LITTLE GIRL: Are you excited for the County Hanukkah Fair?
RACHEL: Not really. I’m not super into Hanukkah.
LITTLE GIRL: Are you excited for the County Hanukkah Fair?
RACHEL: Not really. I’m not super into Hanukkah.
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advent calendar of unmatched socks and mittens that lost their mates
Advent calendar of the stuff your cat has thrown up
advent calendar of the tears of my enemies
December 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
advent calendar of unmatched socks and mittens that lost their mates
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Advent calendar of rubbish seen on public transport
Advent calendar of the stuff your cat has thrown up
advent calendar of the tears of my enemies
December 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Advent calendar of rubbish seen on public transport
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advent calendar of unaccomplished new year's resolutions
Advent calendar of the stuff your cat has thrown up
advent calendar of the tears of my enemies
December 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
advent calendar of unaccomplished new year's resolutions
Traffic lights that stay red when there are no other cars in sight are why I have trust issues
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Traffic lights that stay red when there are no other cars in sight are why I have trust issues
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As soon as the tide comes back in it's over for you beaches.
December 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
As soon as the tide comes back in it's over for you beaches.
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Advent calendar of used plastic produce bags
Advent calendar of the stuff your cat has thrown up
advent calendar of the tears of my enemies
December 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Advent calendar of used plastic produce bags
I've got one word for these "decorations":
Gah! 😱
Gah! 😱
December 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I've got one word for these "decorations":
Gah! 😱
Gah! 😱
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advent calendar of loose change i found under the couch cushions
Advent calendar of the stuff your cat has thrown up
advent calendar of the tears of my enemies
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
advent calendar of loose change i found under the couch cushions
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Dear friends and followers, you are not appreciating my hilarious skeets and I've noticed
Advent calendar of the stuff your cat has thrown up
advent calendar of the tears of my enemies
December 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Dear friends and followers, you are not appreciating my hilarious skeets and I've noticed
Dear friends and followers, you are not appreciating my hilarious skeets and I've noticed
Advent calendar of the stuff your cat has thrown up
advent calendar of the tears of my enemies
December 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Dear friends and followers, you are not appreciating my hilarious skeets and I've noticed
Advent calendar of the stuff your cat has thrown up
advent calendar of the tears of my enemies
advent calendar of pills i've found on the ground
December 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Advent calendar of the stuff your cat has thrown up
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may this be a joyous holiday season. for your enemies
December 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
may this be a joyous holiday season. for your enemies
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Starting all today's work emails with "Hope you had a terrible Thanksgiving"
December 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Starting all today's work emails with "Hope you had a terrible Thanksgiving"
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your matzah ball soup needs more balls
December 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
your matzah ball soup needs more balls
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All those missing socks didn't prepare me for the missing Aquaman Underoo bottoms.
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
All those missing socks didn't prepare me for the missing Aquaman Underoo bottoms.
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If you bought and put up a real tree already, don't forget to look for any squirrels that might be hiding in the branches.
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
If you bought and put up a real tree already, don't forget to look for any squirrels that might be hiding in the branches.
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ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 AM
ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you
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Wasn't Portentous one of the Three Musketeers?
December 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Wasn't Portentous one of the Three Musketeers?
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you there,boy
go set up the street
and tell Monday
to henceforth fucketh the fuck off
go set up the street
and tell Monday
to henceforth fucketh the fuck off
December 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
you there,boy
go set up the street
and tell Monday
to henceforth fucketh the fuck off
go set up the street
and tell Monday
to henceforth fucketh the fuck off
According to the innovative and far saner calendar I have just invented, it is only Nov. 15
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
According to the innovative and far saner calendar I have just invented, it is only Nov. 15
You're welcome.
You're welcome.