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redherringbear

@qutzupalotl.bsky.social

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Here to entertain the troops. Reposts are an endorsement of the joke. My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3ikhpxf3tft4blnm3xphwu5t/feed/aaaefhjnprqaq

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redherringbear @qutzupalotl.bsky.social · 3h

So it’s…a witch hunt?

redherringbear @qutzupalotl.bsky.social · 16h

You know what makes a city look like a war zone? armed soldiers.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 1d

For relief of a headache, recite Hamlet's famous soliloquy in under 30 seconds. It's fast-acting.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 1d

I popped the question* on my girlfriend and she said "Yes"!

* Who is your favorite prog-rock band?

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 22h

I still haven't gotten over Carly Simon writing that song about me.

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 1d

My reciprocating saw hasn't done shit for me lately.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 1d

Oyster: *oysting*

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 1d

Are you going to keep doing that?
*points at your face*

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 1d

I'll take my blue cities neat, thanks.

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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 14d

Can’t believe it’s already October. Time flies when your life is falling apart

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redherringbear @qutzupalotl.bsky.social · 1d

magician instant potato fingers
🤝
prestodigitater

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Skellyton 💀🦇 @infinitefinite.bsky.social · 1d

Oversharing! On the Internet

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 1d

*seductively goes off the rails*

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AnnaMolly will delete @anna-molly.bsky.social · 1d

Eyes are the tits of the face

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AnnaMolly will delete @anna-molly.bsky.social · 1d

I have a full time job, it’s called depression

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redherringbear @qutzupalotl.bsky.social · 1d

It shows that a) They can’t handle dissent, and b) All their motives are mercenary, so they think everyone else’s are too.

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 3d

Started saying mucho to my Spanish friends. It means a lot to them

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redherringbear @qutzupalotl.bsky.social · 2d

Happy Columbus Day! Suck it, Dayton!

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redherringbear @qutzupalotl.bsky.social · 3d

Remember when Karl Rove bugged his own office, called a press conference, and got away with it? How do we know the woman who claims she received these ballots isn't part of the scheme? It does seem a little too on the nose.