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redherringbear
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Here for the funny with an occasional politic. Reposts are an endorsement of the joke. My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3ikhpxf3tft4blnm3xphwu5t/feed/aaaefhjnprqaq
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streetwaka
December 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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*poker night*

Why Yes, I’ve got something up my sleeve.

It’s a dryer sheet.
December 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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⬅️ opens a Little Debbie™ wrapper faster than he can remove a bra
December 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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He had salt and pepper hair. And oregano eyebrows. His lips were basil leaves. His entire head was a jar of Italian seasoning
December 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Do you have a poblano with my pepper jokes?
December 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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"I like standing up and saying things."
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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God help us, every one
December 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Same, Frosty. Same.
December 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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When you bury me can you leave one leg out of the casket so I don't get hot?
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Head of lettuce sounds like a big responsibility.
December 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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It should really only take 2 people to set me afloat on a raft made of wood pallets with a sparkler up my ass
I don’t know who needs to hear this but all the followers and likes in the world won’t amount to a single additional mourner at your funeral.
December 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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taglines for rfk, jr’s dept of ̶d̶e̶a̶t̶h̶ health:
• it’s just measles, ya weasels
• a chicken in every pox
• poli-oh noooo
• dipshittheria, amirite lol
• hepatitis b back, bb
December 6, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Get the U.S. out of my uterus!
There’s not enough womb.
December 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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proud to announce i've just been awarded the first ever 'Enron Peace Prize'
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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I like dystopian novels but never wanted to live in one.
November 12, 2024 at 9:35 PM
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when we design our new planet I’m definitely voting for see through volcanoes
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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You’ll log.
December 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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kirkland brand condoms - finally a product where i get to decide how big "family size" is
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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I finally learned to live in the moment. Unfortunately, the moment is terrible.
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I see what you did there, people who live in glass houses.
December 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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I regret nothing...wait everything.
December 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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I can’t work from home. Where the fuck would I park all the forklifts?
December 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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I apologize for nothing says man who has a lot to apologize for
December 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
The racists are not always too swift.
December 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Is it really more than I can shake a stick at? I mean, I don't want to brag or nothing, but I'm a pretty good stick shaker. Come from a long line of stick shakers. Stick shaking is what we do. Got a stick that needs shaking, well guess what. Stick shakers local 704 at your service.
December 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM