Jez
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Jez
@jez1.bsky.social
· Nov 6
Protect the books
Cute people try shit any ugly person would never lol
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Cute people try shit any ugly person would never lol
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The 'Scared Straight' program, except it's me stepping on the scale the day after Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The 'Scared Straight' program, except it's me stepping on the scale the day after Thanksgiving.
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So is it OK to put my Christmas decorations out now all you judgey judgers who judge?
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
So is it OK to put my Christmas decorations out now all you judgey judgers who judge?
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*presses lips against mic*
I wished I sanitized this first
I wished I sanitized this first
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
*presses lips against mic*
I wished I sanitized this first
I wished I sanitized this first
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I faked happy..exhausted.
November 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I faked happy..exhausted.
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gobble gobble mfers
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
gobble gobble mfers
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My Thanksgiving tradition is staring through the back door window with binoculars watching the feds dig through my trash
November 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
My Thanksgiving tradition is staring through the back door window with binoculars watching the feds dig through my trash
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still existing over here (without my consent)
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
still existing over here (without my consent)
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if you tell your parents that you don’t want to have kids and they look offended, it’s because they’re thinking “damn, why didn’t I think of that“
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
if you tell your parents that you don’t want to have kids and they look offended, it’s because they’re thinking “damn, why didn’t I think of that“
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The one where people celebrate a religious zealot by drinking green Budweiser in a strip mall bar with Keno games.
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The one where people celebrate a religious zealot by drinking green Budweiser in a strip mall bar with Keno games.
What’s your favorite holiday that celebrates the world‘s most successful cultural obliteration? 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
What’s your favorite holiday that celebrates the world‘s most successful cultural obliteration? 🦃
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bringing over a jar of those frog things Jabba eats
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
bringing over a jar of those frog things Jabba eats
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when cooking for your in-laws don’t forget the eye of newt
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
when cooking for your in-laws don’t forget the eye of newt
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#HappyThanksgiving from #WKRP. "Oh my God, they're turkeys! Oh, the humanity!"
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
#HappyThanksgiving from #WKRP. "Oh my God, they're turkeys! Oh, the humanity!"
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The Kia season of new traditions just kicked off fucc yes
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The Kia season of new traditions just kicked off fucc yes
Over the river and through the woods to score all the drugs I can 🎶
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Over the river and through the woods to score all the drugs I can 🎶
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Just added "bifocal curious" to my dating profile
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Just added "bifocal curious" to my dating profile
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I don’t want a single thing to do with the next 1 1/2 months, and if god is real, and merciful, I will be struck down well before the end of that time period.
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I don’t want a single thing to do with the next 1 1/2 months, and if god is real, and merciful, I will be struck down well before the end of that time period.
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People who appreciate the print on your shirt are your people.
November 9, 2025 at 10:12 AM
People who appreciate the print on your shirt are your people.
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Why don’t you? To clarify, why do you not? To be more specific, why not, do you?
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Why don’t you? To clarify, why do you not? To be more specific, why not, do you?
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might start saying presto chango
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
might start saying presto chango
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*brings a grilled cheese to a knife fight so someone will cut it into triangles for me*
October 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
*brings a grilled cheese to a knife fight so someone will cut it into triangles for me*
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I made myself a big cup of tea. It was chaigantic.
November 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I made myself a big cup of tea. It was chaigantic.
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Can’t, I’m busy shocking the monkey
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Can’t, I’m busy shocking the monkey