Jez
@jez1.bsky.social
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jez1.bsky.social
Protect the books
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sofarrsogud.bsky.social
They only have four strings so they should be called ‘ivolins’.

Thanks for reading.
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runoldman.bsky.social
Dysfunctional families.... the gift that keeps on giving.
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patnspankme.bsky.social
it’s antifa annual membership dues time
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jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
Please make your replies more sequitur.
jez1.bsky.social
Just throw me over your shoulder when I get like this
jez1.bsky.social
It’s funny bc it’s true
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anna-molly.bsky.social
I have a full time job, it’s called depression
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qutzupalotl.bsky.social
magician instant potato fingers
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prestodigitater
jez1.bsky.social
Nothing is funny. Best I can do is a wordless night of unspoken resentments
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patnspankme.bsky.social
can people just get a microphone that looks like a microphone?
I’m tired of watching clips of people talking into their chef’s kiss hand earbud or whatever it looks really fkn dumb
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johnlyon.bsky.social
My bank's website is one letter off from a gross German porn site and it's annoying because I keep accidentally visiting my bank's website.
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marie.likes.earth
sometimes i post things. other times i don't.
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kellalena.bsky.social
I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I am the stabbiest.
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thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social
Put my thing down, flip it, and reverse it

- Me, trying to plug in a USB
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bombsfall.bsky.social
If the US can ever vomit this stupid era out we're gonna need widespread all-ages education on basic facts like when you'd see old billboards or MST3k shorts advertising the concept of hand washing or being good. Stop Using Gasoline To Wash Clothes. Springs Are Ubiquitous & Essential To Modern Life
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jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
Yes I dangled a modifier, but I did it for you.
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trickykat.bsky.social
when shitposters get married, a reply guy has to be the best man. i don't make the rules
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haliphacks.bsky.social
Here I am, pop and lock me like a hurricane.
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johnlyon.bsky.social
“Someone you don’t know did something you don’t care about.” -social media notifications
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johnlyon.bsky.social
Them: Can you help me?

Me: I don’t work here.

Them: Oh, sorry. *leaves*

My boss: You need to stop doing that.
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funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
After extensive research, I'm fairly confident now that it do be like that sometimes
jez1.bsky.social
I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that the only constant in the equations is me