I don’t want to charge a jacket battery fuck off
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I don’t want to charge a jacket battery fuck off
Jfc just impeach the banana republic dictator
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Jfc just impeach the banana republic dictator
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The best plac is you.
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The best plac is you.
Wandering Whole Foods aimlessly, as a bit
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Wandering Whole Foods aimlessly, as a bit
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Over the river and through the woods to score all the drugs I can 🎶
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Over the river and through the woods to score all the drugs I can 🎶
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I often say to myself, "I can't believe my cloning machine worked!"
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I often say to myself, "I can't believe my cloning machine worked!"
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Him: *getting closer* mmmm what's that delicious scent you're wearing?
Me: Eu de hotdog water. I make it myself
Me: Eu de hotdog water. I make it myself
November 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Him: *getting closer* mmmm what's that delicious scent you're wearing?
Me: Eu de hotdog water. I make it myself
Me: Eu de hotdog water. I make it myself
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If you have the audacity you need to give it back
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
If you have the audacity you need to give it back
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For the upcoming black Friday, I have to post one of my fav tweets ever 💀💀💀
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
For the upcoming black Friday, I have to post one of my fav tweets ever 💀💀💀
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Rather than risk passing my coworker for a third time in the grocery store, I'm going to hide in this canned beets display until closing time
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Rather than risk passing my coworker for a third time in the grocery store, I'm going to hide in this canned beets display until closing time
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I use Google maps all day at work. yesterday, I clicked on an entire complete address and Google sent me to some random spot 35 minutes away from the actual location. I was 30 minutes late.
Google Maps starts rolling out Gemini for all navigation modes
Following the announcement at the start of November, Google Maps is beginning to roll out navigation with Gemini. It joins...
9to5google.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I use Google maps all day at work. yesterday, I clicked on an entire complete address and Google sent me to some random spot 35 minutes away from the actual location. I was 30 minutes late.
Gotta love that clean jet fart. Unsurprisingly, I sleep alone.
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Gotta love that clean jet fart. Unsurprisingly, I sleep alone.
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Finally, somebody said it
Alarming yet unresolved: Connecticut
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Finally, somebody said it
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Skip the bullshit.
Inject your turkey with Heroin
Inject your turkey with Heroin
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Skip the bullshit.
Inject your turkey with Heroin
Inject your turkey with Heroin
The egg nog calls to me. I am alone on a windswept plain. Whatever that means.
November 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The egg nog calls to me. I am alone on a windswept plain. Whatever that means.
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Ugh I just got home from tour how am I supposed to like sleep in a room where I can have a night terror all to myself without someone elbowing me
November 23, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Ugh I just got home from tour how am I supposed to like sleep in a room where I can have a night terror all to myself without someone elbowing me
Shopping local sounds good until you run into the asshat with a bulk order of 10 cent keychains selling them for $9.99 a pop at the “community” event. Then you learn greed isn’t limited to billionaires. Watch your 6 out there, paisan. I do not have a podcast.
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Shopping local sounds good until you run into the asshat with a bulk order of 10 cent keychains selling them for $9.99 a pop at the “community” event. Then you learn greed isn’t limited to billionaires. Watch your 6 out there, paisan. I do not have a podcast.
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tom carvel would be rolling in his grave if he found out
Lot of discussion about pies today when we could be talking about that fucked up turkey ice cream cake Baskin Robins makes.
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
tom carvel would be rolling in his grave if he found out
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what the hell's my cat searching for 😭😭😭😭😭
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
what the hell's my cat searching for 😭😭😭😭😭
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doing some dumb crap with some stupid shit
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
doing some dumb crap with some stupid shit
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Nah, I switched to T-Mobile.
If you’re 30+, can you do a full out sprint without hurting yourself?
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Nah, I switched to T-Mobile.
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I am the turducken of bad personality traits
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I am the turducken of bad personality traits
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this movie will not be made but I kinda hope it is, imagine the people they are going to have to drag out of the depths of Hollywood to work on donalds bribe
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
this movie will not be made but I kinda hope it is, imagine the people they are going to have to drag out of the depths of Hollywood to work on donalds bribe
Skyrockets in flight, shitposting delight
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Skyrockets in flight, shitposting delight