TomcatFTW
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P1. OKState & Dallas Cowboys. Amateur Ninja. I want to be the Brad Wesley of my hometown.
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TomcatFTW
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· Nov 26
I am Fat Rambo
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“The guy who made call of duty died crashing a Ferrari“ well yeah I think we can actually say that’s how he would’ve wanted to go in this case
December 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
“The guy who made call of duty died crashing a Ferrari“ well yeah I think we can actually say that’s how he would’ve wanted to go in this case
Just need a cool 38.2 points from Rivers to secure the 3rd Place championship
Mahomes was my fantasy QB all season and now I lost the semis & him and I have to replace my QB for the last week of the season for the 3rd Place game.
This means only 1 thing...
#WeAre3rdPlace
This means only 1 thing...
#WeAre3rdPlace
December 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Just need a cool 38.2 points from Rivers to secure the 3rd Place championship
I was writing with a Sharpie and accidentally marked the perfect comma on my finger
December 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I was writing with a Sharpie and accidentally marked the perfect comma on my finger
Today I broke one of my lifelong rules of never buying a dog human clothes
December 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Today I broke one of my lifelong rules of never buying a dog human clothes
Add the Chicken Philly from Pier18 to the list of Top Cheesesteaks of 76179
December 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Add the Chicken Philly from Pier18 to the list of Top Cheesesteaks of 76179
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I dont think I did this right
December 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I dont think I did this right
It smells like weed on aisle 4 of this Dollar General
a cartoon of a fish with a big nose
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December 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It smells like weed on aisle 4 of this Dollar General
This Rams vs Seahawks game is lit eh eff
December 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
This Rams vs Seahawks game is lit eh eff
If you need a last minute gift idea, might I suggest my most favorite ever purchase as an adult.
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December 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
If you need a last minute gift idea, might I suggest my most favorite ever purchase as an adult.
Mahomes was my fantasy QB all season and now I lost the semis & him and I have to replace my QB for the last week of the season for the 3rd Place game.
This means only 1 thing...
#WeAre3rdPlace
This means only 1 thing...
#WeAre3rdPlace
December 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Mahomes was my fantasy QB all season and now I lost the semis & him and I have to replace my QB for the last week of the season for the 3rd Place game.
This means only 1 thing...
#WeAre3rdPlace
This means only 1 thing...
#WeAre3rdPlace
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The John Mellencamp Nicotine Hut
December 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The John Mellencamp Nicotine Hut
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If you see someone crying, ask them if it’s because of their haircut
December 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM
If you see someone crying, ask them if it’s because of their haircut
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You ever hear a cheetah meow? Sounds like a house cat…some zoos give them emotional support dogs….i can totally kick a cheetah’s ass…unless he takes off…
On a related note: most grown adults can beat a cheetah in hand to paw combat
December 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
You ever hear a cheetah meow? Sounds like a house cat…some zoos give them emotional support dogs….i can totally kick a cheetah’s ass…unless he takes off…
Just need a cool 38 points from Achane tonight
December 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Just need a cool 38 points from Achane tonight
Brandon Aubrey, we're not mad. But please return to not missing kicks ever. 🙏
a woman 's hand is making a heart shape with her fingers and the words `` we love you '' .
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December 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Brandon Aubrey, we're not mad. But please return to not missing kicks ever. 🙏
My favorite Christmas song lyric has to be "TELL 'EM JAMES BROWN SENT YOU!"
a christmas scene with a house covered in snow and a full moon in the sky .
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December 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My favorite Christmas song lyric has to be "TELL 'EM JAMES BROWN SENT YOU!"
I have the hiccups. Nothing has ever been worse than it is right now.
December 13, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I have the hiccups. Nothing has ever been worse than it is right now.
"Kids that don't live here, is anyone thirsty or hungry?"
- After 42.9 years, I finally blurted this out as a father wrangling random kid's friends on a Wednesday night
- After 42.9 years, I finally blurted this out as a father wrangling random kid's friends on a Wednesday night
a person is petting a bunch of kittens on the floor and the caption says sometimes life is like herding cats .
ALT: a person is petting a bunch of kittens on the floor and the caption says sometimes life is like herding cats .
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December 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Kids that don't live here, is anyone thirsty or hungry?"
- After 42.9 years, I finally blurted this out as a father wrangling random kid's friends on a Wednesday night
- After 42.9 years, I finally blurted this out as a father wrangling random kid's friends on a Wednesday night
Do you use basic terms to your dog in English and Spanish because youre unsure what they understand, or are you normal? Unlike me?
#¿QuieresunDulce?
#¿QuieresunDulce?
December 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Do you use basic terms to your dog in English and Spanish because youre unsure what they understand, or are you normal? Unlike me?
#¿QuieresunDulce?
#¿QuieresunDulce?
This game deserves to end in a tie
December 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
This game deserves to end in a tie
Nothing says "classic, traditional, American Christmas Parade" like brisket elote 🤌
December 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Nothing says "classic, traditional, American Christmas Parade" like brisket elote 🤌