Goo Punch
@stiffwashcloth.blacksky.app
I play too much but I mean well.
Philanthropist/Scammer
Lions
Pistons
Buckeyes
Philanthropist/Scammer
Lions
Pistons
Buckeyes
Pinned
Goo Punch
@stiffwashcloth.blacksky.app
· Feb 27
Why I try to take a picture of my neck and I look like a muppet
😂
I have a structured settlement and I need dick nowwwww
a woman on a bus with the number 877-cash-now
ALT: a woman on a bus with the number 877-cash-now
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
😂
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I have a structured settlement and I need dick nowwwww
a woman on a bus with the number 877-cash-now
ALT: a woman on a bus with the number 877-cash-now
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I have a structured settlement and I need dick nowwwww
Damn I want a lemon merengue pie
November 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Damn I want a lemon merengue pie
Taking gas station dick pills in front of the clerk and then downing a C4?
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Taking gas station dick pills in front of the clerk and then downing a C4?
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stuffing is prepared inside of the turkey's pap smear.
I don’t eat either. What is the difference between stuffing and dressing? Yesterday, multiple people insisted that there was a difference but nobody could tell me what the difference was.
November 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
stuffing is prepared inside of the turkey's pap smear.
I make old man noises.
There’s nothing I can do about it.
There’s nothing I can do about it.
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I make old man noises.
There’s nothing I can do about it.
There’s nothing I can do about it.
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The Starbucks workers' union said on Friday it is escalating an indefinite strike to more than 120 stores and 85 cities, demanding higher pay and staffing levels at the coffee chain.
Starbucks workers' union escalates strike on Black Friday
The Starbucks workers' union said on Friday it is escalating an indefinite strike to more than 120 stores and 85 cities, demanding higher pay and staffing levels at the coffee chain.
reut.rs
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The Starbucks workers' union said on Friday it is escalating an indefinite strike to more than 120 stores and 85 cities, demanding higher pay and staffing levels at the coffee chain.
Today’s the busiest day of the year for plumbers.
Happy Brown Friday yall!
Happy Brown Friday yall!
Brown Friday: Post-Thanksgiving Plumbing | Roto-Rooter
Discover why the day after Thanksgiving is called Brown Friday. Learn what causes the plumbing surge and how to avoid common post-holiday clogs.
www.rotorooter.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Today’s the busiest day of the year for plumbers.
Happy Brown Friday yall!
Happy Brown Friday yall!
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And on a related note:
Y’all…write your recipes down permanently somewhere.
Cookbooks…journals…Post-It notes…back of napkins…ANYWHERE.
Hell, in this digital age, record some accompanying videos, too.
I promise you: your cooking means the world to someone that they wanna take with them forever.
Y’all…write your recipes down permanently somewhere.
Cookbooks…journals…Post-It notes…back of napkins…ANYWHERE.
Hell, in this digital age, record some accompanying videos, too.
I promise you: your cooking means the world to someone that they wanna take with them forever.
I do have one personal somber moment this Thanksgiving.
Before my mom passed, I wanted to get from her two recipes very important to me:
-Tea Cakes
-Broccoli & Cheese Casserole
Unfortunately, the recipes died w/ her…
And all I have are memories of their taste for me to recreate from scratch.
Before my mom passed, I wanted to get from her two recipes very important to me:
-Tea Cakes
-Broccoli & Cheese Casserole
Unfortunately, the recipes died w/ her…
And all I have are memories of their taste for me to recreate from scratch.
November 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
And on a related note:
Y’all…write your recipes down permanently somewhere.
Cookbooks…journals…Post-It notes…back of napkins…ANYWHERE.
Hell, in this digital age, record some accompanying videos, too.
I promise you: your cooking means the world to someone that they wanna take with them forever.
Y’all…write your recipes down permanently somewhere.
Cookbooks…journals…Post-It notes…back of napkins…ANYWHERE.
Hell, in this digital age, record some accompanying videos, too.
I promise you: your cooking means the world to someone that they wanna take with them forever.
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Once emotional safety became a bare minimum for me, it threw me right into solitude. Most people aren’t emotionally safe. Most people are in survival mode and unfortunately, they don’t have the capacity to be a safe space for anyone because they’re not a true safe space for themselves.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Once emotional safety became a bare minimum for me, it threw me right into solitude. Most people aren’t emotionally safe. Most people are in survival mode and unfortunately, they don’t have the capacity to be a safe space for anyone because they’re not a true safe space for themselves.
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D’Angelo ain’t got no business being dead.
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
D’Angelo ain’t got no business being dead.
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O.T. Genasis has some of the most hilarious songs out there 😂😂😂
This doesn’t have a Grammy and that should bother everyone
O.T. Genasis - Never Knew (Keyshia Cole Remix) (Full Video)
YouTube video by Blank Blank
music.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 AM
O.T. Genasis has some of the most hilarious songs out there 😂😂😂
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I’m thankful for this app. Because of it, I haven’t seen a Jason Whitlock tweet in a year. That’s something to be thankful for.
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I’m thankful for this app. Because of it, I haven’t seen a Jason Whitlock tweet in a year. That’s something to be thankful for.
The real star protein of the show
Glad yall enjoyed ya turkey, but What really delivered today was...the ham🔥
November 28, 2025 at 5:53 AM
The real star protein of the show
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Larry June
Nas
Miguel
TLC
Anderson .Paak
Larry June
Nas
Miguel
TLC
Anderson .Paak
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Corinne Bailey Rae
Beyoncé
Megan thee Stallion
SZA
Cardi B
Corinne Bailey Rae
Beyoncé
Megan thee Stallion
SZA
Cardi B
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Megan thee stallion
Beyonce
Lea Salonga
Doja
The Veronicas
Megan thee stallion
Beyonce
Lea Salonga
Doja
The Veronicas
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Larry June
Nas
Miguel
TLC
Anderson .Paak
Larry June
Nas
Miguel
TLC
Anderson .Paak
This doesn’t have a Grammy and that should bother everyone
O.T. Genasis - Never Knew (Keyshia Cole Remix) (Full Video)
YouTube video by Blank Blank
music.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
This doesn’t have a Grammy and that should bother everyone
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November 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Eating a big ass plate then going back for seconds is CRAZY.
I’m taking to myself btw.
I’m taking to myself btw.
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Eating a big ass plate then going back for seconds is CRAZY.
I’m taking to myself btw.
I’m taking to myself btw.
Man these Packers receivers are catching everything
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Man these Packers receivers are catching everything
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Detroit women are fine
November 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Detroit women are fine
I could be wrong but it feels like Detroit don’t love its flagship white like Houston loves loves its flagship white.
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I could be wrong but it feels like Detroit don’t love its flagship white like Houston loves loves its flagship white.