Goo Punch
@stiffwashcloth.blacksky.app
I play too much but I mean well.
Philanthropist/Scammer
Lions
Pistons
Buckeyes
Philanthropist/Scammer
Lions
Pistons
Buckeyes
Pinned
Goo Punch
@stiffwashcloth.blacksky.app
· Feb 27
Why I try to take a picture of my neck and I look like a muppet
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There we go, Julian!
November 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
There we go, Julian!
More drives just like that
November 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
More drives just like that
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ICE was blocked and impeded by people all the way to the Lincoln Tunnel
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
ICE was blocked and impeded by people all the way to the Lincoln Tunnel
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You in her DMs she holding my soft meat while i scroll in bed
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
You in her DMs she holding my soft meat while i scroll in bed
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Oh nothing, just went to Panama to fall even more in love 🇵🇦💜
(I debated posting this because… well I a lot of reasons. But I know the risks of love and I feel so blessed to experience it again, so I’m taking all the chances 🥹)
(I debated posting this because… well I a lot of reasons. But I know the risks of love and I feel so blessed to experience it again, so I’m taking all the chances 🥹)
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Oh nothing, just went to Panama to fall even more in love 🇵🇦💜
(I debated posting this because… well I a lot of reasons. But I know the risks of love and I feel so blessed to experience it again, so I’m taking all the chances 🥹)
(I debated posting this because… well I a lot of reasons. But I know the risks of love and I feel so blessed to experience it again, so I’m taking all the chances 🥹)
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There's melatonin threaded into the linen.
Hotel sleep >> Regular sleep
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
There's melatonin threaded into the linen.
The run game is weak
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The run game is weak
Me but with the gym
Said I was going to the grocery store today….i lied.
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Me but with the gym
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Quincy Jones at Marlon Brando's orgy:
WHY IS EVERYTHING BLACK
November 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Quincy Jones at Marlon Brando's orgy:
It’s rough out here
November 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It’s rough out here
How you headbutt the official?
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
How you headbutt the official?
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Seeing people talk about if leftovers are still good on day 2 and 3 made me think about how you left over 3 years ago, but the memories are still good to me.
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Seeing people talk about if leftovers are still good on day 2 and 3 made me think about how you left over 3 years ago, but the memories are still good to me.
Let’s get it Buckeyes
November 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Let’s get it Buckeyes
😂
I have a structured settlement and I need dick nowwwww
a woman on a bus with the number 877-cash-now
ALT: a woman on a bus with the number 877-cash-now
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
😂
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I have a structured settlement and I need dick nowwwww
a woman on a bus with the number 877-cash-now
ALT: a woman on a bus with the number 877-cash-now
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I have a structured settlement and I need dick nowwwww
Damn I want a lemon merengue pie
November 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Damn I want a lemon merengue pie
Taking gas station dick pills in front of the clerk and then downing a C4?
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Taking gas station dick pills in front of the clerk and then downing a C4?
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stuffing is prepared inside of the turkey's pap smear.
I don’t eat either. What is the difference between stuffing and dressing? Yesterday, multiple people insisted that there was a difference but nobody could tell me what the difference was.
November 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
stuffing is prepared inside of the turkey's pap smear.
I make old man noises.
There’s nothing I can do about it.
There’s nothing I can do about it.
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I make old man noises.
There’s nothing I can do about it.
There’s nothing I can do about it.
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The Starbucks workers' union said on Friday it is escalating an indefinite strike to more than 120 stores and 85 cities, demanding higher pay and staffing levels at the coffee chain.
Starbucks workers' union escalates strike on Black Friday
The Starbucks workers' union said on Friday it is escalating an indefinite strike to more than 120 stores and 85 cities, demanding higher pay and staffing levels at the coffee chain.
reut.rs
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The Starbucks workers' union said on Friday it is escalating an indefinite strike to more than 120 stores and 85 cities, demanding higher pay and staffing levels at the coffee chain.
Today’s the busiest day of the year for plumbers.
Happy Brown Friday yall!
Happy Brown Friday yall!
Brown Friday: Post-Thanksgiving Plumbing | Roto-Rooter
Discover why the day after Thanksgiving is called Brown Friday. Learn what causes the plumbing surge and how to avoid common post-holiday clogs.
www.rotorooter.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Today’s the busiest day of the year for plumbers.
Happy Brown Friday yall!
Happy Brown Friday yall!
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And on a related note:
Y’all…write your recipes down permanently somewhere.
Cookbooks…journals…Post-It notes…back of napkins…ANYWHERE.
Hell, in this digital age, record some accompanying videos, too.
I promise you: your cooking means the world to someone that they wanna take with them forever.
Y’all…write your recipes down permanently somewhere.
Cookbooks…journals…Post-It notes…back of napkins…ANYWHERE.
Hell, in this digital age, record some accompanying videos, too.
I promise you: your cooking means the world to someone that they wanna take with them forever.
I do have one personal somber moment this Thanksgiving.
Before my mom passed, I wanted to get from her two recipes very important to me:
-Tea Cakes
-Broccoli & Cheese Casserole
Unfortunately, the recipes died w/ her…
And all I have are memories of their taste for me to recreate from scratch.
Before my mom passed, I wanted to get from her two recipes very important to me:
-Tea Cakes
-Broccoli & Cheese Casserole
Unfortunately, the recipes died w/ her…
And all I have are memories of their taste for me to recreate from scratch.
November 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
And on a related note:
Y’all…write your recipes down permanently somewhere.
Cookbooks…journals…Post-It notes…back of napkins…ANYWHERE.
Hell, in this digital age, record some accompanying videos, too.
I promise you: your cooking means the world to someone that they wanna take with them forever.
Y’all…write your recipes down permanently somewhere.
Cookbooks…journals…Post-It notes…back of napkins…ANYWHERE.
Hell, in this digital age, record some accompanying videos, too.
I promise you: your cooking means the world to someone that they wanna take with them forever.
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Once emotional safety became a bare minimum for me, it threw me right into solitude. Most people aren’t emotionally safe. Most people are in survival mode and unfortunately, they don’t have the capacity to be a safe space for anyone because they’re not a true safe space for themselves.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Once emotional safety became a bare minimum for me, it threw me right into solitude. Most people aren’t emotionally safe. Most people are in survival mode and unfortunately, they don’t have the capacity to be a safe space for anyone because they’re not a true safe space for themselves.