Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid
@feloniousmunk.blacksky.app
Stand up Comedian. Actor. I'm mean and violent.
Pinned
If i did a regular (monthly or weekly) storytelling comedy show in Chicago, would you come?
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they've spent their entire lives deluding themselves into the belief that police violence is a result of individual actions/failures (both on the side of the victim and the perpetrator) as opposed to any systemic issues
abolition pushes them to acknowledge systemic failure & their own complicity
abolition pushes them to acknowledge systemic failure & their own complicity
Question for the crowd:
Why do you think moderates, liberals, and other folks are scared or have an aversion to the word “abolish”?
Why do you think moderates, liberals, and other folks are scared or have an aversion to the word “abolish”?
January 26, 2026 at 3:32 AM
they've spent their entire lives deluding themselves into the belief that police violence is a result of individual actions/failures (both on the side of the victim and the perpetrator) as opposed to any systemic issues
abolition pushes them to acknowledge systemic failure & their own complicity
abolition pushes them to acknowledge systemic failure & their own complicity
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To keep slaves from revolting 🤷🏽♀️
What exactly is the 2nd Amendment for?
January 26, 2026 at 3:05 AM
To keep slaves from revolting 🤷🏽♀️
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Bc a lot of those (mainly white) folks don't hate the machine. They hate it being pointed at them. They want the police. They want ICE. But not this version of it. It's not abolish they fear. It's the idea behind it. Losing their way to control and punish the "others".
Question for the crowd:
Why do you think moderates, liberals, and other folks are scared or have an aversion to the word “abolish”?
Why do you think moderates, liberals, and other folks are scared or have an aversion to the word “abolish”?
January 26, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Bc a lot of those (mainly white) folks don't hate the machine. They hate it being pointed at them. They want the police. They want ICE. But not this version of it. It's not abolish they fear. It's the idea behind it. Losing their way to control and punish the "others".
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All the $ they spend on loss prevention and they won't protect their fucking employees. BOYCOTT TARGET IF YOU ARE ABLE
Target in Minneapolis has pulled Hispanic employees off of pick-up order duty after ICE arrested two US citizen Hispanic employees while on the job.
“I’m literally a U.S. citizen!” one shouted as they escorted him into a van.
“I’m literally a U.S. citizen!” one shouted as they escorted him into a van.
January 26, 2026 at 3:30 AM
All the $ they spend on loss prevention and they won't protect their fucking employees. BOYCOTT TARGET IF YOU ARE ABLE
Especially if they whisper it a likkle
Calling me by my first name really gets me going
a man in a suit drinking a mountain dew bottle
ALT: a man in a suit drinking a mountain dew bottle
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January 26, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Especially if they whisper it a likkle
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i think a lot of well meaning people underestimate how many people actually like, trust, and want to keep funding a militarized police force. the "aversion" to the word "abolish" is that people want to keep cops around.
Question for the crowd:
Why do you think moderates, liberals, and other folks are scared or have an aversion to the word “abolish”?
Why do you think moderates, liberals, and other folks are scared or have an aversion to the word “abolish”?
January 26, 2026 at 2:56 AM
i think a lot of well meaning people underestimate how many people actually like, trust, and want to keep funding a militarized police force. the "aversion" to the word "abolish" is that people want to keep cops around.
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Chat GPT funds Nazism.
The largest Trump superPAC donor so far this cycle is the president of OpenAI
January 26, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Chat GPT funds Nazism.
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Operation Paperclip is the name if you want to dig deeper.
people do understand that the nuremberg trials were largely show trials to distract from the fact that the US was poaching any high profile nazis that were beneficial to their cause & that denazification in the west sectors didn't really take off
January 26, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Operation Paperclip is the name if you want to dig deeper.
Metropolitan Life was amazing tho. Wait...this not Fran Lebowitz?
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 26, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Metropolitan Life was amazing tho. Wait...this not Fran Lebowitz?
Sean Payton look like white Benzino
January 25, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Sean Payton look like white Benzino
This is my friend. Solid dude who was arrested for defending a woman the cops were assaulting. Not only did they disappear him, but even after he was finally released, they harassed him for years after. A straight line from there to Alex Pretti.
FROM 2020:
Jeremey “Mohawk” Johnson participated in the “Defund CPD & Abolish ICE” protest. That evening, he disappeared, last seen being taken by police.
“It feels like they’re trying to make an example out of me because they want to scare other protesters.”
thetriibe.com/2020/12/blac...
Jeremey “Mohawk” Johnson participated in the “Defund CPD & Abolish ICE” protest. That evening, he disappeared, last seen being taken by police.
“It feels like they’re trying to make an example out of me because they want to scare other protesters.”
thetriibe.com/2020/12/blac...
Black Folks Can't Get No Rest • The TRiiBE
Movement work is a matter of life and death for many protesters and organizers in Chicago.
thetriibe.com
January 25, 2026 at 10:49 PM
This is my friend. Solid dude who was arrested for defending a woman the cops were assaulting. Not only did they disappear him, but even after he was finally released, they harassed him for years after. A straight line from there to Alex Pretti.
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I’m sharing our stories from 2020 so people can see and connect the dots…
the defund and abolition movements have been going on for a long, long time.
Black folks been trying to tell y’all… for YEARS. Been leading these mvmts… for YEARS.
the defund and abolition movements have been going on for a long, long time.
Black folks been trying to tell y’all… for YEARS. Been leading these mvmts… for YEARS.
FROM 2020:
Jeremey “Mohawk” Johnson participated in the “Defund CPD & Abolish ICE” protest. That evening, he disappeared, last seen being taken by police.
“It feels like they’re trying to make an example out of me because they want to scare other protesters.”
thetriibe.com/2020/12/blac...
Jeremey “Mohawk” Johnson participated in the “Defund CPD & Abolish ICE” protest. That evening, he disappeared, last seen being taken by police.
“It feels like they’re trying to make an example out of me because they want to scare other protesters.”
thetriibe.com/2020/12/blac...
Black Folks Can't Get No Rest • The TRiiBE
Movement work is a matter of life and death for many protesters and organizers in Chicago.
thetriibe.com
January 25, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I’m sharing our stories from 2020 so people can see and connect the dots…
the defund and abolition movements have been going on for a long, long time.
Black folks been trying to tell y’all… for YEARS. Been leading these mvmts… for YEARS.
the defund and abolition movements have been going on for a long, long time.
Black folks been trying to tell y’all… for YEARS. Been leading these mvmts… for YEARS.
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How I know Black people know white people better than we know ourselves:
Black people said we would set our privileges on fire rather than extend them to everyone.
Now we have evidence. In 2024, white folks voted away our privilege of not being shot by the government.
Equity woulda been easier.
Black people said we would set our privileges on fire rather than extend them to everyone.
Now we have evidence. In 2024, white folks voted away our privilege of not being shot by the government.
Equity woulda been easier.
January 24, 2026 at 7:43 PM
How I know Black people know white people better than we know ourselves:
Black people said we would set our privileges on fire rather than extend them to everyone.
Now we have evidence. In 2024, white folks voted away our privilege of not being shot by the government.
Equity woulda been easier.
Black people said we would set our privileges on fire rather than extend them to everyone.
Now we have evidence. In 2024, white folks voted away our privilege of not being shot by the government.
Equity woulda been easier.
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“civil rights protestors wanted to get beaten” is an interpretation so widely accepted and repeated that it borders on self-evident truth territory. But it is both misleading and, if you stop to think about it, a pretty fucked up idea to circulate
January 25, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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This is Culturally Inappropriate.
Listen...woke up this morning surrounded by so much white powder i thought i was back in business.
Me: At least it's too cold to snow for real
This hating-ass lake:
This hating-ass lake:
January 25, 2026 at 5:31 PM
This is Culturally Inappropriate.
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All the anti-war and anti-occupation protestors were right. All the far leftists were right. All the “woke scolds” and your friend who’s “too woke” were right. They were somehow even more right than they may have realized at the time. But really, it was always obvious they were right.
January 25, 2026 at 4:59 PM
All the anti-war and anti-occupation protestors were right. All the far leftists were right. All the “woke scolds” and your friend who’s “too woke” were right. They were somehow even more right than they may have realized at the time. But really, it was always obvious they were right.
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Heyo, Chicago pals: Quick note that the executive vice president of the Bob Loquercio Auto Group is vociferously defending the murder of Alex Pretti.
The auto group has 16 locations in and around Chicago, listed below. Please take your business elsewhere.
www.blautogroup.com/locations/in...
The auto group has 16 locations in and around Chicago, listed below. Please take your business elsewhere.
www.blautogroup.com/locations/in...
January 25, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Heyo, Chicago pals: Quick note that the executive vice president of the Bob Loquercio Auto Group is vociferously defending the murder of Alex Pretti.
The auto group has 16 locations in and around Chicago, listed below. Please take your business elsewhere.
www.blautogroup.com/locations/in...
The auto group has 16 locations in and around Chicago, listed below. Please take your business elsewhere.
www.blautogroup.com/locations/in...
I didn't even grab extra snacks because
1. We not posed to get snow and
2. My wife is a forever snack 💅🏾
1. We not posed to get snow and
2. My wife is a forever snack 💅🏾
January 25, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I didn't even grab extra snacks because
1. We not posed to get snow and
2. My wife is a forever snack 💅🏾
1. We not posed to get snow and
2. My wife is a forever snack 💅🏾
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And the flakes are thicker than me! Unnecessary!
January 25, 2026 at 4:41 PM
And the flakes are thicker than me! Unnecessary!
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Lmao, for the record and for context, the Romans also deemed any groups who opposed them...like Jesus and his posse...outside agitators at best, and terrorists at worst. Like, if the FBI existed, J. Edgar would've had a file open on the whole clique. So. Again. They create absolutely nothing new, I-
January 25, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Lmao, for the record and for context, the Romans also deemed any groups who opposed them...like Jesus and his posse...outside agitators at best, and terrorists at worst. Like, if the FBI existed, J. Edgar would've had a file open on the whole clique. So. Again. They create absolutely nothing new, I-
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Streets may shut down, but the slopes don't.
January 25, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Streets may shut down, but the slopes don't.
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Listen...woke up this morning surrounded by so much white powder i thought i was back in business.
Me: At least it's too cold to snow for real
This hating-ass lake:
This hating-ass lake:
a man with a beard is making a funny face and says what you mean by that
ALT: a man with a beard is making a funny face and says what you mean by that
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Listen...woke up this morning surrounded by so much white powder i thought i was back in business.