Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid
@feloniousmunk.blacksky.app
Stand up Comedian. Actor. I'm mean and violent.
Pinned
If i did a regular (monthly or weekly) storytelling comedy show in Chicago, would you come?
Sean Payton look like white Benzino
January 25, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Sean Payton look like white Benzino
This is my friend. Solid dude who was arrested for defending a woman the cops were assaulting. Not only did they disappear him, but even after he was finally released, they harassed him for years after. A straight line from there to Alex Pretti.
FROM 2020:
Jeremey “Mohawk” Johnson participated in the “Defund CPD & Abolish ICE” protest. That evening, he disappeared, last seen being taken by police.
“It feels like they’re trying to make an example out of me because they want to scare other protesters.”
thetriibe.com/2020/12/blac...
Jeremey “Mohawk” Johnson participated in the “Defund CPD & Abolish ICE” protest. That evening, he disappeared, last seen being taken by police.
“It feels like they’re trying to make an example out of me because they want to scare other protesters.”
thetriibe.com/2020/12/blac...
Black Folks Can't Get No Rest • The TRiiBE
Movement work is a matter of life and death for many protesters and organizers in Chicago.
thetriibe.com
January 25, 2026 at 10:49 PM
This is my friend. Solid dude who was arrested for defending a woman the cops were assaulting. Not only did they disappear him, but even after he was finally released, they harassed him for years after. A straight line from there to Alex Pretti.
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I’m sharing our stories from 2020 so people can see and connect the dots…
the defund and abolition movements have been going on for a long, long time.
Black folks been trying to tell y’all… for YEARS. Been leading these mvmts… for YEARS.
the defund and abolition movements have been going on for a long, long time.
Black folks been trying to tell y’all… for YEARS. Been leading these mvmts… for YEARS.
FROM 2020:
Jeremey “Mohawk” Johnson participated in the “Defund CPD & Abolish ICE” protest. That evening, he disappeared, last seen being taken by police.
“It feels like they’re trying to make an example out of me because they want to scare other protesters.”
thetriibe.com/2020/12/blac...
Jeremey “Mohawk” Johnson participated in the “Defund CPD & Abolish ICE” protest. That evening, he disappeared, last seen being taken by police.
“It feels like they’re trying to make an example out of me because they want to scare other protesters.”
thetriibe.com/2020/12/blac...
Black Folks Can't Get No Rest • The TRiiBE
Movement work is a matter of life and death for many protesters and organizers in Chicago.
thetriibe.com
January 25, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I’m sharing our stories from 2020 so people can see and connect the dots…
the defund and abolition movements have been going on for a long, long time.
Black folks been trying to tell y’all… for YEARS. Been leading these mvmts… for YEARS.
the defund and abolition movements have been going on for a long, long time.
Black folks been trying to tell y’all… for YEARS. Been leading these mvmts… for YEARS.
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How I know Black people know white people better than we know ourselves:
Black people said we would set our privileges on fire rather than extend them to everyone.
Now we have evidence. In 2024, white folks voted away our privilege of not being shot by the government.
Equity woulda been easier.
Black people said we would set our privileges on fire rather than extend them to everyone.
Now we have evidence. In 2024, white folks voted away our privilege of not being shot by the government.
Equity woulda been easier.
January 24, 2026 at 7:43 PM
How I know Black people know white people better than we know ourselves:
Black people said we would set our privileges on fire rather than extend them to everyone.
Now we have evidence. In 2024, white folks voted away our privilege of not being shot by the government.
Equity woulda been easier.
Black people said we would set our privileges on fire rather than extend them to everyone.
Now we have evidence. In 2024, white folks voted away our privilege of not being shot by the government.
Equity woulda been easier.
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“civil rights protestors wanted to get beaten” is an interpretation so widely accepted and repeated that it borders on self-evident truth territory. But it is both misleading and, if you stop to think about it, a pretty fucked up idea to circulate
January 25, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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This is Culturally Inappropriate.
Listen...woke up this morning surrounded by so much white powder i thought i was back in business.
Me: At least it's too cold to snow for real
This hating-ass lake:
This hating-ass lake:
January 25, 2026 at 5:31 PM
This is Culturally Inappropriate.
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All the anti-war and anti-occupation protestors were right. All the far leftists were right. All the “woke scolds” and your friend who’s “too woke” were right. They were somehow even more right than they may have realized at the time. But really, it was always obvious they were right.
January 25, 2026 at 4:59 PM
All the anti-war and anti-occupation protestors were right. All the far leftists were right. All the “woke scolds” and your friend who’s “too woke” were right. They were somehow even more right than they may have realized at the time. But really, it was always obvious they were right.
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Heyo, Chicago pals: Quick note that the executive vice president of the Bob Loquercio Auto Group is vociferously defending the murder of Alex Pretti.
The auto group has 16 locations in and around Chicago, listed below. Please take your business elsewhere.
www.blautogroup.com/locations/in...
The auto group has 16 locations in and around Chicago, listed below. Please take your business elsewhere.
www.blautogroup.com/locations/in...
January 25, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Heyo, Chicago pals: Quick note that the executive vice president of the Bob Loquercio Auto Group is vociferously defending the murder of Alex Pretti.
The auto group has 16 locations in and around Chicago, listed below. Please take your business elsewhere.
www.blautogroup.com/locations/in...
The auto group has 16 locations in and around Chicago, listed below. Please take your business elsewhere.
www.blautogroup.com/locations/in...
I didn't even grab extra snacks because
1. We not posed to get snow and
2. My wife is a forever snack 💅🏾
1. We not posed to get snow and
2. My wife is a forever snack 💅🏾
January 25, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I didn't even grab extra snacks because
1. We not posed to get snow and
2. My wife is a forever snack 💅🏾
1. We not posed to get snow and
2. My wife is a forever snack 💅🏾
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And the flakes are thicker than me! Unnecessary!
January 25, 2026 at 4:41 PM
And the flakes are thicker than me! Unnecessary!
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Lmao, for the record and for context, the Romans also deemed any groups who opposed them...like Jesus and his posse...outside agitators at best, and terrorists at worst. Like, if the FBI existed, J. Edgar would've had a file open on the whole clique. So. Again. They create absolutely nothing new, I-
January 25, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Lmao, for the record and for context, the Romans also deemed any groups who opposed them...like Jesus and his posse...outside agitators at best, and terrorists at worst. Like, if the FBI existed, J. Edgar would've had a file open on the whole clique. So. Again. They create absolutely nothing new, I-
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Streets may shut down, but the slopes don't.
January 25, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Streets may shut down, but the slopes don't.
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Listen...woke up this morning surrounded by so much white powder i thought i was back in business.
Me: At least it's too cold to snow for real
This hating-ass lake:
This hating-ass lake:
a man with a beard is making a funny face and says what you mean by that
ALT: a man with a beard is making a funny face and says what you mean by that
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Listen...woke up this morning surrounded by so much white powder i thought i was back in business.
The "r" is like the flavor in a Poppi. It's there but like not FULLY
I try to pronounce "lor" and it does NOT hit coming from me 😭
January 25, 2026 at 3:14 PM
The "r" is like the flavor in a Poppi. It's there but like not FULLY
If you start off just placing your hand at the base of their neck then gradually add the pressure...
Adding a little squeeze is 👨🏾🍳 💋
Once a day, minimum.
January 25, 2026 at 2:30 PM
If you start off just placing your hand at the base of their neck then gradually add the pressure...
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KRISTI NOEM: “I don't know of any peaceful protester that shows up with a gun and ammunition rather than a sign.”
These are Trump supporters protesting COVID policies in 2020. And they are in St. Paul, MN.
These are Trump supporters protesting COVID policies in 2020. And they are in St. Paul, MN.
January 25, 2026 at 9:23 AM
KRISTI NOEM: “I don't know of any peaceful protester that shows up with a gun and ammunition rather than a sign.”
These are Trump supporters protesting COVID policies in 2020. And they are in St. Paul, MN.
These are Trump supporters protesting COVID policies in 2020. And they are in St. Paul, MN.
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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
Once a day, minimum.
Grabbing her throat just to give her a kiss >>>
January 25, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Once a day, minimum.
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I might be too mean. Someone asked me to be their Valentine and I told them to shut up smh
January 25, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I might be too mean. Someone asked me to be their Valentine and I told them to shut up smh
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The fuck did you just say to us
January 25, 2026 at 1:06 AM
The fuck did you just say to us
You making me question my abolitionist position.
Ain't nothing wrong with a butt plug tho. Basically an adult ring pop.
January 25, 2026 at 1:17 AM
You making me question my abolitionist position.