Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid
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Stand up Comedian. Actor. I'm mean and violent.
Pinned
DC/MURRLAND/NOVA...yeen got your tix, yet?

www.dccomedyloft.com/events/113749
The Comedy Loft of DC | Felonious Munk
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What’s broken in our definition of masculinity is also largely what’s broken in the politics of this country. It elevates men who match the description below exactly.
Men want to be strong… but not compassionate

Lead but without insight

Partner without care

Build without skill
December 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Only time I ever got Sick Sick was from making brownies and I used too much tincture oil. It was in one of those skinny bottles that look like cologne testers. My boy who's a bio major was like "Yeah...a couple drops at most. Not the entire vial."
People been smoking for centuries and never have they ever mentioned vomiting as a side effect. I been smoking weed since the 80s and zero times have i vomited or even known of anyone to. Mufuckas just be lying
December 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Yup! I stopped drinking because I started smoking more. I was a borderline alcoholic for well over a decade. I haven't had a drink in 4 1/2 years now. My workouts are better than when I was actively playing sports. It's had a much more positive impact on my life than alcohol ever had
December 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Same!!!! I got delta 8 edibles and was vomitting everywhere and then had a horrible migraine. I never ever touched delta 8 again.
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Quid pro ho
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Please signal boost. Need a wheelchair tech who can help troubleshoot in Silver Spring, MD.
My wheelchair won't turn on and a wheelchair technician won't be available until the 15th...
December 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Happens all the time. People talk crazy to me then i tell them i don't debate i fight and now i'm on a list as a MAGA supporter because Jacob can't understand AAVE.
December 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Why the hell is the Bluesky Elder badge labeler getting into hiding people's fundraising links?

See?
This is why you can't use stuff like labelers and blocklists onhere. #YouPeople can never stay in one lane.

Always gotta start doing extra shit nobody asked for.
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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So to catch yall up on life, I partnered with Keith Lee and Minnie’s Food Pantry for a Thanksgiving food drive and we fed over 4000 families.
December 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
STAND UP
Stop being a BITCH
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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And weed was made ill illegal because it was too good and they used racism to ban it. Country been stupid.
Like alcohol is a LITERAL depressant. It has been shown to worsen mental health conditions, physical health conditions, motor skills, judgment, inhibits impulse control...but weed is the bogeyman? Fuck out my face, Anheuser Bitch.
December 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
That second point is inarguable. Two 5 game losing streaks already and they only played 21 games. They started 3-2 and are 2-14 since. CP3 need to go on and watch price is right and Victor Newman like it's a snow day, until his agent call.
You know how annoying you gotta be to be on a road trip and get sent home in the middle of the night? CP3 must've been on EVERYBODY'S gotdamn nerves, and/or The Clippers are super trash.
December 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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it rules that every day now is just watching everything in your life get more expensive and worse and then also constantly being told that nothing is more expensive or worse
Jeff Bezos and the Washington Post are at it again.
December 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
December 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
That thing they call "runner's high?" Actually your body producing it's own natural endocannaboids causing that sense of euphoria.
December 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Certain cannabinoids help with weight loss, diabetes, lowering sugar levels, pain, nausea, and concentration
Every lie they told you about weed has been disproven. I work harder now using weed daily than i did in my 30s when i only smoked on special occasions. I gym harder and more consistently, too. What i DON'T do is drink now that weed is readily available...and that's related to the lie campaign
December 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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The lies even go the other way, too. Making up shit to scare you off of it is fine, but actually researching the (admittedly rare) adverse reactions? Never heard of it lowering the threshold for triggering seizures in some people until it actually happened to me.
December 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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And if you’re an alcoholic, quitting too quickly can kill you.
Like alcohol is a LITERAL depressant. It has been shown to worsen mental health conditions, physical health conditions, motor skills, judgment, inhibits impulse control...but weed is the bogeyman? Fuck out my face, Anheuser Bitch.
December 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Wow 😭
Don’t your family own a plantation or something?
December 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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I’ve NEVER been able to ride a bicycle after a few drinks but give me a good sativa and I will do MILES.
December 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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I’m a chef and in my profession there’s a LOT of alcoholism/drug abuse. It also runs in my family. Thankfully I’ve completely avoided that
December 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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They literally prescribe weed as medicine and alcohol is literally poison. Case closed.
Like alcohol is a LITERAL depressant. It has been shown to worsen mental health conditions, physical health conditions, motor skills, judgment, inhibits impulse control...but weed is the bogeyman? Fuck out my face, Anheuser Bitch.
December 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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I'm at the point where I can't even do a glass of bourbon without getting a slight headache. That's even after having water. Weed never gave me that problem.
December 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM