Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid
@feloniousmunk.blacksky.app
Stand up Comedian. Actor. I'm mean and violent.
Pinned
If i did a regular (monthly or weekly) storytelling comedy show in Chicago, would you come?
Say man...
"I thought you were kinky?"
What the fuck that gotta do with me dressing up like Link from Zelda and letting you peg me woman?
What the fuck that gotta do with me dressing up like Link from Zelda and letting you peg me woman?
January 27, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Say man...
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"You know Bovino leaving won't st..." Yes I fucking know. I shipped 800 whistles across the country today. I'll ship another 500 tomorrow. I will not stop until they are stopped and also I will take the fucking W when one of their top fash fucks gets the boot.
January 27, 2026 at 3:37 AM
"You know Bovino leaving won't st..." Yes I fucking know. I shipped 800 whistles across the country today. I'll ship another 500 tomorrow. I will not stop until they are stopped and also I will take the fucking W when one of their top fash fucks gets the boot.
You telling my business, niece.
i’m convinced you can’t out freak a Pisces or a Leo man
January 27, 2026 at 4:53 AM
You telling my business, niece.
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Running for President on a platform of "getting back to normal" will not be an accurate read of the room.
January 27, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Running for President on a platform of "getting back to normal" will not be an accurate read of the room.
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We are beyond “what would you do during Nazi Germany”
We are at what the hell would you do right now
They call these places ALCATRAZ and Auschuwitz
I do not care who was right and who knew when it comes to the kids
HOW ARE YOU GETTING THEM OUT
We are at what the hell would you do right now
They call these places ALCATRAZ and Auschuwitz
I do not care who was right and who knew when it comes to the kids
HOW ARE YOU GETTING THEM OUT
January 27, 2026 at 3:41 AM
We are beyond “what would you do during Nazi Germany”
We are at what the hell would you do right now
They call these places ALCATRAZ and Auschuwitz
I do not care who was right and who knew when it comes to the kids
HOW ARE YOU GETTING THEM OUT
We are at what the hell would you do right now
They call these places ALCATRAZ and Auschuwitz
I do not care who was right and who knew when it comes to the kids
HOW ARE YOU GETTING THEM OUT
This is the one. I remember i was doing promo for a show and oomf went on another platform like "that nigga munk always begging people to go to his lil comedy shows" and like an idiot, i let that influence me to cut back on promo...like these billion dollar corporations don't do commercials.
How it feels promoting my work. Not because the work sucks but because I just don’t want to feel like I’m bothering people 😭
January 27, 2026 at 3:37 AM
This is the one. I remember i was doing promo for a show and oomf went on another platform like "that nigga munk always begging people to go to his lil comedy shows" and like an idiot, i let that influence me to cut back on promo...like these billion dollar corporations don't do commercials.
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Today, I shoveled four of my neighbors' driveways using my electric shovel and snow blower. I also plowed the main alley street because the county has yet to plow my street,s and folks are getting stuck.
January 27, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Today, I shoveled four of my neighbors' driveways using my electric shovel and snow blower. I also plowed the main alley street because the county has yet to plow my street,s and folks are getting stuck.
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That man sat up there and made up a term to get Black Americans to hate Africans and African immigrants and is now taking his grift money to run around Africa.
Deante is correct
Deante is correct
Deante Kyle called Tariq Nasheed the Feds and baby every ashy black hotep from hell climbed up in them comments MY GOD TODAY
January 27, 2026 at 1:48 AM
That man sat up there and made up a term to get Black Americans to hate Africans and African immigrants and is now taking his grift money to run around Africa.
Deante is correct
Deante is correct
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I enjoy clarity maybe that’s why I don’t mind confrontation.
January 26, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I enjoy clarity maybe that’s why I don’t mind confrontation.
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You pick a publication like the WSJ for an “apology” to make sure advertisers and sponsors see it (hopes of being brand-safe again). That’s my input on the subject matter.
January 26, 2026 at 8:35 PM
You pick a publication like the WSJ for an “apology” to make sure advertisers and sponsors see it (hopes of being brand-safe again). That’s my input on the subject matter.
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This the one!! Knowing and not saying shit makes you just as guilty.
January 26, 2026 at 8:34 PM
This the one!! Knowing and not saying shit makes you just as guilty.
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I don’t want to hear it. if you won’t say names, you’re the scammer, as far as I’m concerned.
January 26, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I don’t want to hear it. if you won’t say names, you’re the scammer, as far as I’m concerned.
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my son’s school’s grade scale
January 26, 2026 at 8:27 PM
my son’s school’s grade scale
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I'm studying psychology for adolescents and people refuse to grasp this. There is no guarantee that what worked for you as a kid will work for your kid.
People think that the moment they have a kid, they become ABOVE everyone else, especially their kids. You gotta stay humble and adapt.
People think that the moment they have a kid, they become ABOVE everyone else, especially their kids. You gotta stay humble and adapt.
January 26, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I'm studying psychology for adolescents and people refuse to grasp this. There is no guarantee that what worked for you as a kid will work for your kid.
People think that the moment they have a kid, they become ABOVE everyone else, especially their kids. You gotta stay humble and adapt.
People think that the moment they have a kid, they become ABOVE everyone else, especially their kids. You gotta stay humble and adapt.
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Mfs be pussy or lying. If you for sure about what you saying, it wouldn’t be a secret.
January 26, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Mfs be pussy or lying. If you for sure about what you saying, it wouldn’t be a secret.
They want attention and ima give jt to them with that dm notifying app telling them they blocked. FOH being weird. People getting scammed, you know but won't stop people from getting scammed? You a scammer too then.
Here y’all go…..
“You know one of y’alls faves is a scammer”
-@ them!
“Nah. I’m not trying to be messy”
😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒
“You know one of y’alls faves is a scammer”
-@ them!
“Nah. I’m not trying to be messy”
😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒
January 26, 2026 at 8:32 PM
They want attention and ima give jt to them with that dm notifying app telling them they blocked. FOH being weird. People getting scammed, you know but won't stop people from getting scammed? You a scammer too then.
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“Shutting the fuck up is FREE!” - @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app
January 26, 2026 at 8:21 PM
“Shutting the fuck up is FREE!” - @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app
Even the advice people DO give is lacking like a mfer. Children (like adults) are individuals. What works for you may not work for me. Same with kids. "I tried gentle parenting and it didn't work!" Maybe. Or maybe you didn't yell for a week and didn't get the result you wanted. That's different
January 26, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Even the advice people DO give is lacking like a mfer. Children (like adults) are individuals. What works for you may not work for me. Same with kids. "I tried gentle parenting and it didn't work!" Maybe. Or maybe you didn't yell for a week and didn't get the result you wanted. That's different
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And when I say I’m freestyling tf outta this mommy shit lmao
Lemme tell y'all something.
Ain't no parenting handbook. They give you them lil mfers and send you home like "good luck, let us know how that whole thing turns out for you"
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Ain't no parenting handbook. They give you them lil mfers and send you home like "good luck, let us know how that whole thing turns out for you"
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January 26, 2026 at 8:18 PM
And when I say I’m freestyling tf outta this mommy shit lmao
Changed ours to "E" but we knew wtf it meant 🤣
Does anyone remember when they changed “Fs” to “U” because “F” for “Failed” was MEAN and “unsatisfactory” sounded better?
Could possibly just be my old area but that was such a point of contention when it happened
Could possibly just be my old area but that was such a point of contention when it happened
January 26, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Changed ours to "E" but we knew wtf it meant 🤣
Mine too
🤣😂 meanwhile i'm trashing the school systems i experienced every chance i get
SM has helped me realize that, tho lacking, i probably received an above average/decent education
the grading scale EYE know:
A = 94+
B = 93-86
C = 85-79
D = 78-70
F = 69 and below
SM has helped me realize that, tho lacking, i probably received an above average/decent education
the grading scale EYE know:
A = 94+
B = 93-86
C = 85-79
D = 78-70
F = 69 and below
January 26, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Mine too
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Life is hard, but so are my pecs. Fuck shit up.
January 26, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Life is hard, but so are my pecs. Fuck shit up.
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one of the biggest lies that gets told to this day is that anybody has shit figured out.
I am a whole parent AND also not sure if i can take care of myself on a daytofday basis
Y'all be whole parents and I'm not sure if I can take care of myself on a daytoday basis
January 26, 2026 at 6:56 PM
one of the biggest lies that gets told to this day is that anybody has shit figured out.