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Turkey Mac
@eagleeye1906.bsky.social
Metro Atlanta. ENM (aka what they call diet poly 😭). The University that Ate Birmingham alum. Auburn @ The Gump alum. Doctoral student at the really (but not historically) Black University in Atlanta. 2940 in³.
Fire/Psychic type. Built like Yokozuna.
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No one shld lose sight of the fact that the Guard was only in DC as part of an extended political messaging stunt. The shooter is guilty for the attacks/carnage. Donald Trump is responsible for them. This is the collateral damage of Trump abusing his powers as President.
Pirro: "These Guardsmen and all who are here to protect the District are the line that separates a civilized society from a barbaric one."
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Spades, Uno, Left, Right, Center .. the real elders play Bid Whist.
What games do you play at family functions? Or you not game ppl?
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong

this story delights me every year
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
4th drink incoming. Darkwing Duck hours
November 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Needing ChatGPT to tell you make pasta for a first date as though dudes haven’t been doing that since the beginning of time
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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They fired him because he got caught not because he had no problem saying it out loud.
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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lmfao it actually wasnt even a twist the interior just mauled them so hard micah had no one to block him bsky.app/profile/fant...
MICAH PARSONS AGAIN ON 3RD AND GOAL 😤
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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if the lions lose after eminem and jack white play “till i collapse” at halftime they don’t deserve the playoffs
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.

Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
In the category of clean versions being better and more creative than the OG

In there with Touchin/Fuckin by David Banner

Play By David Banner

Dedication to my Ex by Lloyd
“Shawty a ten” is a better song in every conceivable way than “shawty is the 💩”
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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The dream: okay jeezy this is about how I’m finna take lil Wayne girl

Jeezy: it goes Hillary Clinton Barack Obama
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Congratulations to beetle mrs!
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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She took my man—
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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100% the moment i lost it
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
So my son and I can recite the entire Band Geeks episode of SpongeBob.

Real true classic. Cinema.
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Every American city is borne of this one and it's siblings and cousins, and all of them are modeled on Paris, MINUS the PUBLIC SPACES. Because: Blacks and immigrants. 😭😭😭😭😭
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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*unracistly!
If they built cities correctly we wouldn’t even need cars😩
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Stuff my cousin @urbannoir.bsky.social says:
If they built cities correctly we wouldn’t even need cars😩
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Haiti continues to grapple with gang violence, humanitarian tragedies, and political instability.

The healthcare ecosystem is in shambles and Haiti is without any elected officials by the people—not even a President.
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Collective, racist punishment.
It didn’t even take 6 hours.
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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I’m suggesting that this admin will take a lone wolf attack like this as an opportunity to oppress hundreds of thousands of people who have absolutely nothing to do with it.
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM