cousin skeeter, md, esq.
@mojogogo.bsky.social
time’s person of the year 2006
1000 years from now, society will look at the shit we do now and remark on how ridiculous we were. “they used boxes to communicate EM waves. so primitive!”
December 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
1000 years from now, society will look at the shit we do now and remark on how ridiculous we were. “they used boxes to communicate EM waves. so primitive!”
"we need drafts badly" –– let me know if that helps!
What are these words?
we need drafts badly
December 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
"we need drafts badly" –– let me know if that helps!
we need drafts badly
December 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
we need drafts badly
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i have so much extra salt on my driveway and stairs. the ice and snow is gone. would it be crazy to sweep it up and use the extra for the next storm, he rhetorically asked?
December 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
i have so much extra salt on my driveway and stairs. the ice and snow is gone. would it be crazy to sweep it up and use the extra for the next storm, he rhetorically asked?
partial ownership for the the president's son-in-law's firm. corruption is so neat
TikTok will now be owned by the Ellisons, Jared Kushner's firm, and Abu Dhabi's state investment fund.
TikTok U.S. Sale to Close Next Month: Oracle and Silver Lake Confirmed in Buyer Consortium
Abu Dhabi's state investment fund will also be a managing investor.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
partial ownership for the the president's son-in-law's firm. corruption is so neat
ah yea this is crazy
December 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
ah yea this is crazy
so i should start welcome to derry? i just need one yes
December 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
so i should start welcome to derry? i just need one yes
twitter has permanently changed my brain. for example, every time i see a carton of egg nog i think "nog nigga damn"
December 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
twitter has permanently changed my brain. for example, every time i see a carton of egg nog i think "nog nigga damn"
the 2nd is not accreate. and 4th bullet is debatable
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poomang.com/en/t/mycolor...
December 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
the 2nd is not accreate. and 4th bullet is debatable
poomang.com/en/t/mycolor...
poomang.com/en/t/mycolor...
it’s the end-of-year review cycle and i’m going through github PRs to remember wtf i did in 2025
December 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
it’s the end-of-year review cycle and i’m going through github PRs to remember wtf i did in 2025
society has a problem -> develop protections -> protections work so well we think we're better without them -> remove protections -> society has a problem. and repeat
re vaccines, gambling, dei, etc
re vaccines, gambling, dei, etc
December 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
society has a problem -> develop protections -> protections work so well we think we're better without them -> remove protections -> society has a problem. and repeat
re vaccines, gambling, dei, etc
re vaccines, gambling, dei, etc
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Man, know a guy who is getting a Divorce for Christmas because he gambles and lost the kids Christmas present money.
STOP GAMBLING.
STOP GAMBLING.
Idk who this message is for but…Stop Gambling 🧘🏽♀️
December 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Man, know a guy who is getting a Divorce for Christmas because he gambles and lost the kids Christmas present money.
STOP GAMBLING.
STOP GAMBLING.
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@remyma
Is it possible for ladies to receive road head while driving?
December 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
@remyma
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This Just In: Flowers and Dick Suffice for Birthdays
i just think it’s funny how most men in the replies saying Weed but soon as women give you a zip and some pussy for your bday then all of a sudden you want more effort 🤣
December 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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unsolicited vulva hugs >>>
Men. What’s your favorite flowers?
December 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
unsolicited vulva hugs >>>
word lmaoo
Oh you born before the 80s. Excellent
December 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
word lmaoo
i haven’t caught up to saying “bet”. i still saying “word” lmao
Are y'all of the age where you still say "bet"?
December 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
i haven’t caught up to saying “bet”. i still saying “word” lmao
ft, zoom, teams—i’m looking at myself 5-10% of the time i think
Question for the people..
When on FT how often are you looking at your own image?
I find it hard to not look at myself. Lol!
When on FT how often are you looking at your own image?
I find it hard to not look at myself. Lol!
December 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
ft, zoom, teams—i’m looking at myself 5-10% of the time i think
never watched wicked but this is what i imagine it’s about
December 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
never watched wicked but this is what i imagine it’s about
the moral from insecure is the person you cheat on and fumble will turn you into a stepparent 🤔
December 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
the moral from insecure is the person you cheat on and fumble will turn you into a stepparent 🤔
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I wish I could see this for the first time again 😂😂😂😂😂
December 18, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Calling her by the name her mama gave her >>>>>>
Like my name is Baby to YOU.
December 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Calling her by the name her mama gave her >>>>>>