cousin skeeter, md, esq.
@mojogogo.bsky.social
time’s person of the year 2006
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New moves unlocked
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
New moves unlocked
mpj killed us smh
November 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
mpj killed us smh
we need to bring back public stoning
A registered sex offender held a missing Philadelphia teen captive in Delaware County and sexually assaulted her for multiple days, police said: on.nbc10.com/7HuZkQz
Sex offender holds Philly teen captive, sexually assaults her, police say
Davontae Lawler-Stinney, a Delaware County sex offender, held a Philly teen captive and sexually assaulting her for multiple days, police said.
on.nbc10.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
we need to bring back public stoning
crazy because god said no pre-mealital sex
The men are giving it up before getting fed?? Y’all are easy harlots 😭
November 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
crazy because god said no pre-mealital sex
ahh i didn’t know there are venomous snails. with some pepper sauce and fried plantains on the side 🔥🔥🔥
*puts on glasses 🤓*
My brother, let me introduce you to the Cone Snail.
It has enough venom to give you life-threatening paralysis and respiratory failure.
My brother, let me introduce you to the Cone Snail.
It has enough venom to give you life-threatening paralysis and respiratory failure.
my question is how could a snail possibly kill me?
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
ahh i didn’t know there are venomous snails. with some pepper sauce and fried plantains on the side 🔥🔥🔥
8 minutes later:
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
8 minutes later:
my question is how could a snail possibly kill me?
You get $100 million dollars but for the rest of your life there’s a snail whose only objective in life is to kill you. The snail knows where you are at all times and the snail can’t die. Would you accept?
November 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
my question is how could a snail possibly kill me?
a bear. i need the challenge
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
a bear. i need the challenge
cookies might be gone
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
cookies might be gone
iaintneverhadnobodyshowmeallthethingsthatyoudoneshowmeandthespecialwayifeelwhenyouholdmewegonalwaysbetogetherbabythatswhatyoutoldme
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
iaintneverhadnobodyshowmeallthethingsthatyoudoneshowmeandthespecialwayifeelwhenyouholdmewegonalwaysbetogetherbabythatswhatyoutoldme
mfs? as in women? yall are liking their pics and not saying a word to them? LOL
How many pictures do you like to let someone know you like them? Everybody saying 3 and definitely not enough cause mfs still don’t catch the fuckin hint
November 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
mfs? as in women? yall are liking their pics and not saying a word to them? LOL
“can we get a wagon thread?”
How a good majority of niggas be scaring the hoes away on this app…..
November 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
“can we get a wagon thread?”
that’s his brother in the maroon suit?
#ChadwickBoseman's shoes are placed on his Hollywood Walk of Fame star by his wife Simone Ledward-Boseman, while Michael B. Jordan, Viola Davis, Ryan Coogler, Letitia Wright and Boseman's family join together for a group photo with the star.
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
that’s his brother in the maroon suit?
when i’m emperor, doctors will be able to prescribe sleep, diet, or exercise when appropriate. health insurance will provide reimbursements to cover any time from work missed for prescribed sleep and exercise. and will subsidize the healthy food when prescribed a diet
November 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
when i’m emperor, doctors will be able to prescribe sleep, diet, or exercise when appropriate. health insurance will provide reimbursements to cover any time from work missed for prescribed sleep and exercise. and will subsidize the healthy food when prescribed a diet
that lawsuit is going to 😗👌
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
that lawsuit is going to 😗👌
🤣
November 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
🤣
god. i got some questions
If you could interview anyone, who would you choose?
November 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
god. i got some questions
mulan, moana, and the lion king have thee best soundtracks
November 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
mulan, moana, and the lion king have thee best soundtracks
i highly agree
We can all agree that "I'll make a man out of you" is the coldest Disney song. Right?
a close up of a cartoon character with glowing eyes and a skull on his shoulder .
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with glowing eyes and a skull on his shoulder .
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November 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
i highly agree
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You really had to have road rage back when you had to turn the handle to roll the window down. Turning that shit fast af lmao
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
You really had to have road rage back when you had to turn the handle to roll the window down. Turning that shit fast af lmao
need that
My cereal connoisseur days are long over, but I had to try this.
Tastes like a weaker Cinnamon Toast Crunch but with Apple Pie spice.
Tastes like a weaker Cinnamon Toast Crunch but with Apple Pie spice.
November 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
need that
no order: me, kendrick, jay, wayne, nas
The rap heads were on the train yesterday having a debate on who the best of our time are so naturally I gotta ask the skyline. Share your top 5!
1. Tupac
2. Kendrick
3. J. Cole
4. Lil Wayne
5. Wale
1. Tupac
2. Kendrick
3. J. Cole
4. Lil Wayne
5. Wale
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
no order: me, kendrick, jay, wayne, nas
i need to figure out how to go to games
Haiti is in the WC. Nothing is going to ruin this day/week.
November 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
i need to figure out how to go to games
time to be insufferable
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM
time to be insufferable
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WORLD CUP BOUND
November 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
WORLD CUP BOUND