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@upcycledpisces.blacksky.app
Hailing from the Land of Sticks & Stallions
3️⃣1️⃣Black af, queer af - NB/Pan
Multidisciplinary artist - Mangaka in the making
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Quick to yap about ➡️ Anime, Art, Music, Food, Travel
They/Them/He/His/Sir if ya nasty
ENM/Poly & Partnered
3️⃣1️⃣Black af, queer af - NB/Pan
Multidisciplinary artist - Mangaka in the making
Banner by me 📸
Quick to yap about ➡️ Anime, Art, Music, Food, Travel
They/Them/He/His/Sir if ya nasty
ENM/Poly & Partnered
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Posting some of my work to remind myself I’m not bad at art, just business 😂
All photos are available for sale as prints!
#BlackArtSky #Photography #Drawing #GraphicDesign
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All photos are available for sale as prints!
#BlackArtSky #Photography #Drawing #GraphicDesign
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Artwork 🧵 (120+ pcs)
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😭😭😭 he’s my favorite non-comedian comedian
they would be the perfect couple in some kinda rom-com where they unalive people a bit.
December 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
😭😭😭 he’s my favorite non-comedian comedian
He was on and off, but to me never really cared for the parts of me that he didn’t pre-ordain in his head or couldn’t brag about.
“If you had an absent father raise your hand!” *raises hand*
December 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
He was on and off, but to me never really cared for the parts of me that he didn’t pre-ordain in his head or couldn’t brag about.
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“The Bible says…”
December 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
“The Bible says…”
I guess I’m truly in my unc bag because this is a go-to for me
I dunno, men that cross their legs when they sit down just sorta do something to me. It's always a man of a certain age. And he always ALWAYS has the juice.
December 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I guess I’m truly in my unc bag because this is a go-to for me
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Met Gala is insaneeee 😭
they would be the perfect couple in some kinda rom-com where they unalive people a bit.
December 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Met Gala is insaneeee 😭
“I fumbled?”
My nigga you ran over your own receiver before the pass was even complete
My nigga you ran over your own receiver before the pass was even complete
this is really how these men be flirting 😭😭😭😭
why would he think this was cute?!
and he called her bougie and didn’t introduce himself, like wtf lmao
why would he think this was cute?!
and he called her bougie and didn’t introduce himself, like wtf lmao
December 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
“I fumbled?”
My nigga you ran over your own receiver before the pass was even complete
My nigga you ran over your own receiver before the pass was even complete
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@kevonstage.bsky.social is a freaking GENIUS!
pleeease tell me yall have watched #SafeSpace on #Tubi
KEV DON’T MISS!
pleeease tell me yall have watched #SafeSpace on #Tubi
KEV DON’T MISS!
December 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
@kevonstage.bsky.social is a freaking GENIUS!
pleeease tell me yall have watched #SafeSpace on #Tubi
KEV DON’T MISS!
pleeease tell me yall have watched #SafeSpace on #Tubi
KEV DON’T MISS!
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I paused around her the exact same way because her attack of MTG was to call her “bad built butch body”.
December 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I paused around her the exact same way because her attack of MTG was to call her “bad built butch body”.
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Sex work is an immigration issue. Make her work for those votes.
December 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Sex work is an immigration issue. Make her work for those votes.
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Also, sex work is work.
I hope all of you in Texas take her to task about Age Verification laws in your home state & the over criminalization of Black and brown sex workers, especially those at the border.
Don’t let her meeting them on their level let you ignore the real work.
I hope all of you in Texas take her to task about Age Verification laws in your home state & the over criminalization of Black and brown sex workers, especially those at the border.
Don’t let her meeting them on their level let you ignore the real work.
December 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Also, sex work is work.
I hope all of you in Texas take her to task about Age Verification laws in your home state & the over criminalization of Black and brown sex workers, especially those at the border.
Don’t let her meeting them on their level let you ignore the real work.
I hope all of you in Texas take her to task about Age Verification laws in your home state & the over criminalization of Black and brown sex workers, especially those at the border.
Don’t let her meeting them on their level let you ignore the real work.
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I’m going to say something unpopular.
I’m not a fan of Crockett.
During the DNC, she used Stormy Daniels being a sex worker as a dig against Trump while simultaneously ignoring the fact that her comments about him being a felon wouldn’t have happened without the same woman she attempted to shame.
I’m not a fan of Crockett.
During the DNC, she used Stormy Daniels being a sex worker as a dig against Trump while simultaneously ignoring the fact that her comments about him being a felon wouldn’t have happened without the same woman she attempted to shame.
December 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I’m going to say something unpopular.
I’m not a fan of Crockett.
During the DNC, she used Stormy Daniels being a sex worker as a dig against Trump while simultaneously ignoring the fact that her comments about him being a felon wouldn’t have happened without the same woman she attempted to shame.
I’m not a fan of Crockett.
During the DNC, she used Stormy Daniels being a sex worker as a dig against Trump while simultaneously ignoring the fact that her comments about him being a felon wouldn’t have happened without the same woman she attempted to shame.
If you say “Battin Ruhj” just know I wanna taste that mf
December 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
If you say “Battin Ruhj” just know I wanna taste that mf
Like “Haha, it’s so funny when you joke about using sex to mask issues or dodge accountability in a romantic capacity”, but are you REALLY joking??
I be wanting to just laugh and vibe along but idk man….
I be wanting to just laugh and vibe along but idk man….
December 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Like “Haha, it’s so funny when you joke about using sex to mask issues or dodge accountability in a romantic capacity”, but are you REALLY joking??
I be wanting to just laugh and vibe along but idk man….
I be wanting to just laugh and vibe along but idk man….
Ngl, it could just be my hyper vigilance but as cute as the jokes are and all sometimes I wonder if the gaslighting stops at the teehees with some of y’all or if you just tryna hide in plain sight.
a man wearing a hat and headphones is drinking from a blue cup with the words hmm on the bottom
ALT: a man wearing a hat and headphones is drinking from a blue cup with the words hmm on the bottom
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December 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Ngl, it could just be my hyper vigilance but as cute as the jokes are and all sometimes I wonder if the gaslighting stops at the teehees with some of y’all or if you just tryna hide in plain sight.
This aggs tf out of me too. If you’re gonna make content with a ridiculous premise do that and make it clear, but media literacy is too low and AI deception too damn high to be intentionally fucking around with people’s actual perception of reality for engagement.
Creators who make fake storytimes or skits with the intention of people believing them rub me the wrong way.
December 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This aggs tf out of me too. If you’re gonna make content with a ridiculous premise do that and make it clear, but media literacy is too low and AI deception too damn high to be intentionally fucking around with people’s actual perception of reality for engagement.
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Maturing is realizing that the emo and goth kids were ahead of their time👩🏾🎤🕷️
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Maturing is realizing that the emo and goth kids were ahead of their time👩🏾🎤🕷️
I’ve put in hella work toward developing my business and getting my store open
Designed the MC of my manga and wrote the first chapter
Got to take my partner to New Orleans for my birthday/Mardi Gras
Kept my depression in check most of the year
Learned more Japanese
Can’t much complain 😊
Designed the MC of my manga and wrote the first chapter
Got to take my partner to New Orleans for my birthday/Mardi Gras
Kept my depression in check most of the year
Learned more Japanese
Can’t much complain 😊
2025 was janky as fuck but I know yall have some accomplishments you made this year that you’re proud of! LEMME HEAR IT👂🏾👂🏾👂🏾👂🏾👂🏾
a woman in a pink suit is sitting at a table laughing and saying `` tell me , tell me '' .
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December 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I’ve put in hella work toward developing my business and getting my store open
Designed the MC of my manga and wrote the first chapter
Got to take my partner to New Orleans for my birthday/Mardi Gras
Kept my depression in check most of the year
Learned more Japanese
Can’t much complain 😊
Designed the MC of my manga and wrote the first chapter
Got to take my partner to New Orleans for my birthday/Mardi Gras
Kept my depression in check most of the year
Learned more Japanese
Can’t much complain 😊
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I got a promotion at my job.
Also became badder and stronger!
Also became badder and stronger!
2025 was janky as fuck but I know yall have some accomplishments you made this year that you’re proud of! LEMME HEAR IT👂🏾👂🏾👂🏾👂🏾👂🏾
a woman in a pink suit is sitting at a table laughing and saying `` tell me , tell me '' .
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December 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I got a promotion at my job.
Also became badder and stronger!
Also became badder and stronger!
By FAR
American Dad is funnier and better than Family Guy
December 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
By FAR
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It's not even close!!!
American Dad is funnier and better than Family Guy
December 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
It's not even close!!!
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People don't understand what is meant by "literacy" and the "literacy crisis".
Literacy isn't just not being able to physically read. Many people know how to see words and say words, which is basic reading. Literacy is being able to infer the correct information from what you read.
Literacy isn't just not being able to physically read. Many people know how to see words and say words, which is basic reading. Literacy is being able to infer the correct information from what you read.
October 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
People don't understand what is meant by "literacy" and the "literacy crisis".
Literacy isn't just not being able to physically read. Many people know how to see words and say words, which is basic reading. Literacy is being able to infer the correct information from what you read.
Literacy isn't just not being able to physically read. Many people know how to see words and say words, which is basic reading. Literacy is being able to infer the correct information from what you read.
When I was younger I’d wish I could get to some wild size, but now I’ve seen this take so much over the years that I grew to realize I had the “just right” all along. 🙂↕️
No point in having something almost nobody wants to take anyway.
I’ve been consistently told no butt though which makes me sad 😔
No point in having something almost nobody wants to take anyway.
I’ve been consistently told no butt though which makes me sad 😔
12 inches is a foot.... aint no way anyone putting a FOOT OF DICK inside me 🙆🏽♀️😭
December 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
When I was younger I’d wish I could get to some wild size, but now I’ve seen this take so much over the years that I grew to realize I had the “just right” all along. 🙂↕️
No point in having something almost nobody wants to take anyway.
I’ve been consistently told no butt though which makes me sad 😔
No point in having something almost nobody wants to take anyway.
I’ve been consistently told no butt though which makes me sad 😔
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