Zelena Sage
@zelenasage.blacksky.app
PLEASE do NOT follow me for political commentary.
I am a sentient Oatmeal Stout in human form. I enjoy irrelevant/ obscure details; but I'm a stout. I love [redacted] & that's about it. My views are not those of my employer(s), because I'm beer.
I am a sentient Oatmeal Stout in human form. I enjoy irrelevant/ obscure details; but I'm a stout. I love [redacted] & that's about it. My views are not those of my employer(s), because I'm beer.
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Zelena Sage
@zelenasage.blacksky.app
· Jan 29
You gotta be bad
You gotta be bold
You gotta be wiser
You gotta be hard
You gotta be tough
You gotta be stronger
You gotta be cool
You gotta be calm
You gotta stay together
All I know, all I know
Love will save the day
You gotta be bold
You gotta be wiser
You gotta be hard
You gotta be tough
You gotta be stronger
You gotta be cool
You gotta be calm
You gotta stay together
All I know, all I know
Love will save the day
Imagine your own mom writes a letter saying you're a horrible person who shouldn't get the job, and you get the job anyway.
November 30, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Imagine your own mom writes a letter saying you're a horrible person who shouldn't get the job, and you get the job anyway.
I'm on steroids and it has me just wide awake wanting to eat in the middle of the night. I really could eat a whole brick of tofu right now. Unseasoned. That's how hungry I am, I'm willing to do anything.
November 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I'm on steroids and it has me just wide awake wanting to eat in the middle of the night. I really could eat a whole brick of tofu right now. Unseasoned. That's how hungry I am, I'm willing to do anything.
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Apparently today.
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Apparently today.
🥹
November 30, 2025 at 7:56 AM
🥹
I'm all for it though. It's a natural human reaction
November 30, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I'm all for it though. It's a natural human reaction
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A Caesar salad would fuckin smack rn
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 AM
A Caesar salad would fuckin smack rn
I was going to fact check you because he was in fact elected, but you're also correct that he never BECAME president because GW Bush stole the presidency 😞
Fun fact: Al Gore is younger than everyone who ever became president other than Obama
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I was going to fact check you because he was in fact elected, but you're also correct that he never BECAME president because GW Bush stole the presidency 😞
Not even once. I do not even do the big bix stores regularly.
Be honest:
Did y’all do any Black Friday shopping?
And if you did, did you buy from a big-box retailer and/or Amazon?🤨
Did y’all do any Black Friday shopping?
And if you did, did you buy from a big-box retailer and/or Amazon?🤨
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Not even once. I do not even do the big bix stores regularly.
@profanity.accountant
what's my damage on here?
what's my damage on here?
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
@profanity.accountant
what's my damage on here?
what's my damage on here?
Websites will become as dysfunctional as possible, then beg you to download an app. We know it worked in browsers just fine before you made an app! And I know the only reason you want me on the app is to track me, my location, my contacts, my other apps, my menstruation, my innermost thoughts...
November 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Websites will become as dysfunctional as possible, then beg you to download an app. We know it worked in browsers just fine before you made an app! And I know the only reason you want me on the app is to track me, my location, my contacts, my other apps, my menstruation, my innermost thoughts...
She gotta be on some crazy pharmaceuticals at this young age. This is not something you'd just raw dog mentally. She has to be on a whole pharmacy. What a sad life to choose and live publicly🥴
Karoline Leavitt said “you know what i really need to set my 20’s off???? An old man’s baby”
November 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
She gotta be on some crazy pharmaceuticals at this young age. This is not something you'd just raw dog mentally. She has to be on a whole pharmacy. What a sad life to choose and live publicly🥴
The Klan isn't too cancelled to hold several rallies over the last decade and even have it's endorsed candidates elected to US government, but cancelled enough that, if you manage to vote for their candidates, you might not want to brag about it too your co-workers.
Louis C.K. isn’t too cancelled to perform several sold-out shows of his new comedy show at the Beacon, but cancelled enough that, if you manage to snag a ticket, you might not want to brag about it to your co-workers.
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/EvR4r7
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/EvR4r7
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The Klan isn't too cancelled to hold several rallies over the last decade and even have it's endorsed candidates elected to US government, but cancelled enough that, if you manage to vote for their candidates, you might not want to brag about it too your co-workers.
Unless the songs are written on the barrel of the gun I got nothin
Name 5 Iggy songs, 🔫 pointing to your head
Iggy Azalea Swears Off Returning to Music: 'I Don't Want to Come Back'
Read more: www.complex.com/music/a/jael...
Read more: www.complex.com/music/a/jael...
November 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Unless the songs are written on the barrel of the gun I got nothin
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Tiffany Pollard’s been a baddie for all my adult life.
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Tiffany Pollard’s been a baddie for all my adult life.
Crazy fucking headline because wtf
🎥 Policía muere tras cirugía estética y madre agoniza afuera de un bar:
Lo más visto de Primer Impacto 👉 uni.vi/JJ2O106qYaP
Lo más visto de Primer Impacto 👉 uni.vi/JJ2O106qYaP
November 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Crazy fucking headline because wtf
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They left NO issue untackled…
June 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
They left NO issue untackled…
Two different people!
Jimmy from Degrassi will always hold a place in my heart…
Aubrey Graham is a different story…
Aubrey Graham is a different story…
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Two different people!
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Definitely stove eyes love 🤣
#BLACKSKY can you tell me what you call these things? The individual circles. I'm tryna see something
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Definitely stove eyes love 🤣
This dude is an Uncommon Criminal. Ain't seen nothing like it. Cause this isn't even the first time he's been in trouble and I'm not sure why he's just in Congress and not prison atm, but ok whatever...
Scandal-plagued lawmaker spent $80K in donor funds on casinos, jets and dinners: report
www.rawstory.com/cory-mills-2...
www.rawstory.com/cory-mills-2...
Scandal-plagued lawmaker spent $80K in donor funds on casinos, jets and dinners: report
Rep. Cory Mills (R-FL), who is currently facing a barrage of scandals and ethics allegations, spent tens of thousands of dollars in campaign contributions on expenses like casino trips, limousines, an...
www.rawstory.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
This dude is an Uncommon Criminal. Ain't seen nothing like it. Cause this isn't even the first time he's been in trouble and I'm not sure why he's just in Congress and not prison atm, but ok whatever...
Yes
Black people, what’s your favorite thing about being black?
November 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Yes
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In the End
open.spotify.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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When an Indiana Republican calls redistricting “the president trying to save his own skin ..” 👀
@dailyjournal.bsky.social
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@dailyjournal.bsky.social
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November 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
When an Indiana Republican calls redistricting “the president trying to save his own skin ..” 👀
@dailyjournal.bsky.social
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@dailyjournal.bsky.social
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