Zelena Sage
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Zelena Sage
@zelenasage.blacksky.app
PLEASE do NOT follow me for political commentary.

I am a sentient Oatmeal Stout in human form. I enjoy irrelevant/ obscure details; but I'm a stout. I love [redacted] & that's about it. My views are not those of my employer(s), because I'm beer.
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You gotta be bad
You gotta be bold
You gotta be wiser
You gotta be hard
You gotta be tough
You gotta be stronger
You gotta be cool
You gotta be calm
You gotta stay together
All I know, all I know
Love will save the day
They keep telling us it can make mistakes, but we should keep using it and we are using it wrong and need to just keep changing ourselves to make it work... It's so abusive...
"They're trying to change our habits, because all of the projections rely on people becoming truly dependent on the technology. Whether or not it's actually a good thing for society isn't considered to be a factor."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
My mission has been refusal to adopt this shit, and I wish many others would refuse to adopt it. We all need to start gray rocking these tech bros and their products like the narcissists they are
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I've been thinking about this daily, because the energy is completely different from both the media and the government when all these attackers were trained by the same government to kill and then they killed, but somehow being Afghan is different
Remember Thomas Jacob Sanford, the Iraq veteran who burned up a Mormon Church in September? Remember Nigel Edge, the Iraq veteran sniper who shot up a bar from his boat in Cape Fear, also in September?

Keep track of how differently we speak of them than Rahmanullah Lakanwal.
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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There is an extraordinary sense of entitlement behind the belief that there ought to be political party that aligns 100% with your own opinions.
November 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I can see 40 coming
everybody tell me how old you are right now!!!
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Ovulation hurts every damn time 🫠
November 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
🙄🙄🙄
After a year full of hip-hop rivalries — Kendrick vs. Drake, Cardi vs. Nicki, and more — insiders wonder whether rap beef is the key to marketing music, or a phenomenon that risks ruining the culture.
The State of Rap Beef in the Music Biz
bit.ly
November 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Imagine your own mom writes a letter saying you're a horrible person who shouldn't get the job, and you get the job anyway.
November 30, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I'm on steroids and it has me just wide awake wanting to eat in the middle of the night. I really could eat a whole brick of tofu right now. Unseasoned. That's how hungry I am, I'm willing to do anything.
November 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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Apparently today.
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I'm all for it though. It's a natural human reaction
November 30, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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A Caesar salad would fuckin smack rn
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I was going to fact check you because he was in fact elected, but you're also correct that he never BECAME president because GW Bush stole the presidency 😞
Fun fact: Al Gore is younger than everyone who ever became president other than Obama
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
November 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Not even once. I do not even do the big bix stores regularly.
Be honest:
Did y’all do any Black Friday shopping?

And if you did, did you buy from a big-box retailer and/or Amazon?🤨
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
@profanity.accountant
what's my damage on here?
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Websites will become as dysfunctional as possible, then beg you to download an app. We know it worked in browsers just fine before you made an app! And I know the only reason you want me on the app is to track me, my location, my contacts, my other apps, my menstruation, my innermost thoughts...
November 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
She gotta be on some crazy pharmaceuticals at this young age. This is not something you'd just raw dog mentally. She has to be on a whole pharmacy. What a sad life to choose and live publicly🥴
Karoline Leavitt said “you know what i really need to set my 20’s off???? An old man’s baby”
November 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
November 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The Klan isn't too cancelled to hold several rallies over the last decade and even have it's endorsed candidates elected to US government, but cancelled enough that, if you manage to vote for their candidates, you might not want to brag about it too your co-workers.
Louis C.K. isn’t too cancelled to perform several sold-out shows of his new comedy show at the Beacon, but cancelled enough that, if you manage to snag a ticket, you might not want to brag about it to your co-workers.
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/EvR4r7
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Unless the songs are written on the barrel of the gun I got nothin
Name 5 Iggy songs, 🔫 pointing to your head
Iggy Azalea Swears Off Returning to Music: 'I Don't Want to Come Back'

Read more: www.complex.com/music/a/jael...
November 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Tiffany Pollard’s been a baddie for all my adult life.
my nephews watching bluey in japanese
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Crazy fucking headline because wtf
🎥 Policía muere tras cirugía estética y madre agoniza afuera de un bar:

Lo más visto de Primer Impacto 👉 uni.vi/JJ2O106qYaP
November 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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They left NO issue untackled…
June 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM