Zelena Sage
@zelenasage.blacksky.app
PLEASE do NOT follow me for political commentary.
I am a sentient Oatmeal Stout in human form. I enjoy irrelevant/ obscure details; but I'm a stout. I love [redacted] & that's about it. My views are not those of my employer(s), because I'm beer.
I am a sentient Oatmeal Stout in human form. I enjoy irrelevant/ obscure details; but I'm a stout. I love [redacted] & that's about it. My views are not those of my employer(s), because I'm beer.
Nvm I won but I need to do better
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Nvm I won but I need to do better
I mean business tonight
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I mean business tonight
when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
[Almost done growing out bangs]😅
![The stylist says I don't need a haircut [I am the stylist].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jxrt3y6xbbtbus2lnatmhgnj/bafkreidfzz52n36izbqpmd5vsycgtpfnrvs3psou52fw7ajgk4chjmhoci@jpeg)
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
[Almost done growing out bangs]😅
If you are going to come for Dressing, at least come correct. You don't even know how it's made! The jokes write themselves. But if I speak...
November 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
If you are going to come for Dressing, at least come correct. You don't even know how it's made! The jokes write themselves. But if I speak...
Blood on your hands Patrick Morrissey. You sent your troops to DC for no fucking reason and 2 are now dead.
Remember he said “West Virginia is proud to stand with President Trump in his effort to restore pride and beauty to our nation’s capital,” just 3 months ago. Those were his soldiers killed.
Remember he said “West Virginia is proud to stand with President Trump in his effort to restore pride and beauty to our nation’s capital,” just 3 months ago. Those were his soldiers killed.
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Blood on your hands Patrick Morrissey. You sent your troops to DC for no fucking reason and 2 are now dead.
Remember he said “West Virginia is proud to stand with President Trump in his effort to restore pride and beauty to our nation’s capital,” just 3 months ago. Those were his soldiers killed.
Remember he said “West Virginia is proud to stand with President Trump in his effort to restore pride and beauty to our nation’s capital,” just 3 months ago. Those were his soldiers killed.
What kind of Black women were checking on him? what kind of Black women talked him through getting married to the woman who's parents banned him from holidays???
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
What kind of Black women were checking on him? what kind of Black women talked him through getting married to the woman who's parents banned him from holidays???
Literally sundowning in our faces.
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Literally sundowning in our faces.
They got better towards the end; she was wearing her real hair her whole run
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
They got better towards the end; she was wearing her real hair her whole run
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
[Y'all be like]
Alright y'all, one GOTTA GO:
Alright y'all, one GOTTA GO:
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
[Y'all be like]
Alright y'all, one GOTTA GO:
Alright y'all, one GOTTA GO:
1. It's literally public record for any senior military official. His aide would have put his uniform together. Somebody is always checking to make sure you look right It was never going to be wrong.
2. A Naval "Captain" is an O-6, the equivalent of a COLONEL. Any random private would know this.
2. A Naval "Captain" is an O-6, the equivalent of a COLONEL. Any random private would know this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
1. It's literally public record for any senior military official. His aide would have put his uniform together. Somebody is always checking to make sure you look right It was never going to be wrong.
2. A Naval "Captain" is an O-6, the equivalent of a COLONEL. Any random private would know this.
2. A Naval "Captain" is an O-6, the equivalent of a COLONEL. Any random private would know this.
Local coffee shop >>> that other place
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Local coffee shop >>> that other place
I need to see about that
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I need to see about that
Hey let's see what the sane people are up to on Faceboo-
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November 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Hey let's see what the sane people are up to on Faceboo-
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[Y'all be like]
Alright y'all, Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs. One gotta go!:
Alright y'all, Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs. One gotta go!:
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
[Y'all be like]
Alright y'all, Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs. One gotta go!:
Alright y'all, Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs. One gotta go!:
I would move to settle if I'm up against this
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I would move to settle if I'm up against this
Erin Brokovich >>>
November 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Erin Brokovich >>>
My TV dad Mount Rushmore:
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
My TV dad Mount Rushmore:
I want to ask wtf he doing over there, but also I'd like him to stay over here.
November 17, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I want to ask wtf he doing over there, but also I'd like him to stay over here.
*The adulthood I was promised...*
November 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
*The adulthood I was promised...*