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MonsterKing
@cerromerussell.blacksky.app
8.1K followers 1.3K following 23K posts
Comedian, Podcaster PG County by way of Sumter County, Georgia
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cerromerussell.blacksky.app
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 1h
Probably. Just silently suffering lmao
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cerromerussell.blacksky.app
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 1h
Not at all. I might can do a thriller 🤔 but straight horror/slasher? Nawl
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cerromerussell.blacksky.app
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 1h
Hahaha yeah
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 1h
That one still scares me
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Will @willgtu.bsky.social · 1h
* giving Elvira shotguns
cerromerussell.blacksky.app
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 1h
Who's throwing an adult Halloween party? I'm trying to get drunk and make out with a lady woman in a frog costume.
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cerromerussell.blacksky.app
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 1h
Never in the history of niggadom
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Princess @themultiplemom.bsky.social · 1h
Fellas: Has the “you can’t have friends” line ever actually worked before?
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cerromerussell.blacksky.app
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 1h
Who's throwing an adult Halloween party? I'm trying to get drunk and make out with a lady woman in a frog costume.
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cerromerussell.blacksky.app
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 1h
I can't eem sew
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 2h
I found mine well at least the masks
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 2h
meanwhile, i'm surprised they actually paid for the right to the title and character names.

could've had folks dressing up in 'Bootlegger Vampire Man', or 'Mulatto Flapper Girl' garb
cerromerussell.blacksky.app
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 2h
Sinners costumes don't come in my size!?
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 2h
Son scared the shit outta me
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 2h
Wow
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 2h
Rude. So rude
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cerromerussell.blacksky.app
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 2h
Sinners costumes don't come in my size!?
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 3h
My teenagers don't want costumes for Halloween. I has a sad
a drawing of stitch holding a stick and a pencil
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Ninety Three ‘Til Infinity And Beyoncé @misstiffybaby.bsky.social · 3h
They’ll forget about a project worth 30% of their grade due in 12 hours, but they won’t forget about a mention to a trip to a store
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cerromerussell.blacksky.app
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 3h
Lmaooo brought it right back up
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 3h
I shouldn't havent mentioned the Halloween Spirit store to my kids thinking they'd forget. Guess where I'm headed?
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 6h
Absolutely
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cerromerussell.blacksky.app
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 6h
Never even thought of this
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cerromerussell.blacksky.app
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 6h
I do. Great group of people
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 6h
First time I put them on I was looking behind me like what is that noise?!
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 6h
Lmao just randomly picked up
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cerromerussell.blacksky.app
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 6h
Do I want another pair of VaporMax? I like how they look and feel but they squeaky denna muthafucka 🤣
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cerromerussell.blacksky.app
MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 6h
Lmao that shit can be scary I'd imagine
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