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Imani Gandy Cane 🎅🏾
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3 dogs. 2 kitchens. Zero chill. | Lawyer | Journalist | co-host of Boom! Lawyered podcast | Host of B*tch, Listen podcast | abortion rights are, like, 80% of my personality | skeets are the opinion of your employer. | Colorado, America🏳️‍🌈
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Now that you’ve survived Thanksgiving small talk, it's time to treat yourself:

my interview with Judy Reyes is out and it’s a damn good listen. We got into ICE raids, immigrant families, community power—and some Scrubs nostalgia.

You definitely missed this while eating pie. Please give a watch!
Judy Reyes on ICE Raids, Humanity, and the Power of Storytelling
YouTube video by Rewire News Group
www.youtube.com
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I have finished every Souls game multiple times with one exception and that exception was this bloody game with its parry window that's shorter than a telomere and if I had those kind of reflexes I still wouldn't play it because I'd be making bank in the UFC instead
I bought Sekiro. I know Souls games are too hard for me. But I bought it anyway. I’m a button smasher. You can’t be a button smasher in Sekiro. So I’ve spent like an hour in the training temple trying to figure this shit out. Am I having fun? I don’t know. Probably not. But I’m STUBBORN.
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I bought Sekiro. I know Souls games are too hard for me. But I bought it anyway. I’m a button smasher. You can’t be a button smasher in Sekiro. So I’ve spent like an hour in the training temple trying to figure this shit out. Am I having fun? I don’t know. Probably not. But I’m STUBBORN.
December 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I’ve been getting terrible headaches but they only happen in the late afternoon/evening. Not in the morning (knock on wood.) I don’t get it. Maybe it’s barometric pressure? I don’t even know what that means but that’s what the internet says and you should always believe what you read on the internet
December 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
tree is up!
December 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
French Revolution. Look it up
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.

“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.

This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:

www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I feel like my Instacart shoppers are always so surprised when I'm nice to them in chat. Are people just assholes generally? They are aren't they. Like nobody tips or they tip and then delete the tip like Joseph Gordon Levitt in that episode of poker face
December 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I literally said "oh shit!" out loud 🤣
December 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Every once in a while someone accuses me of posting something they don’t agree with “for the likes” and I assure you it is not for the likes or for any reason other than that I am constitutionally incapable of not posting
December 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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did… did the dog write this recipe
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Jesus healed someone he wasn't supposed to. Therefore it's okay to murder people you're not supposed to. Solid grasp of faith, literacy, and logic we've got here
She compares the boat strikes to Jesus breaking the sabbath to heal someone.
December 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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"I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool." #barkfestclub
September 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
This one doesn't need professional grooming because he's bald and he really doesn't understand where the other two went. #Barkfestclub
December 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Everything continues to be really dumb
December 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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The Supreme Court said NOPE: If you’re born here, you’re a citizen. Wong Kim Ark was born in California. He’s therefore a citizen.

but the argument for abandoning the case has been circulating in conservative legal circles for decades, so hold on to your butts.
December 12, 2024 at 4:02 PM
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Upending birthright citizenship would require SCOTUS to abandon an 1898 case called U.S. v. Wong Kim Ark in which the U.S. tried to prevent a Chinese-American man born in California from reentering the U.S. under the Chinese Exclusion Act because his parents were “subject to the emperor of China.”
December 12, 2024 at 4:02 PM
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TLDR: even people like 5th Circuit Judge James Ho who previously made an originalist case for birthright citizenship has changed his opinion on it. He believes that the Court in Wong Kim Ark was not dealing with an INVASION of Chinese people like they believe we are with Latin American people.
December 12, 2024 at 3:59 PM
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We talk about what could happen if Trump manages to wipe out birthright citizenship and how, even though people have declared ain’t no way no how he can’t upend more than a century of precedent, his cronies on the Supreme Court may help him do just that. rewirenewsgroup.com/2024/12/12/c...
Can Trump Really End Birthright Citizenship?
The conservative legal movement is on a mission to upend the 14th Amendment.
rewirenewsgroup.com
December 12, 2024 at 3:53 PM
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As promised, @hegemommy.bsky.social and I are coming in hot with a new episode of #BoomLawyered about Trump’s claim that he will end birthright citizenship.

Can Trump Really End Birthright Citizenship?

rewirenewsgroup.com/2024/12/12/c...
Can Trump Really End Birthright Citizenship?
The conservative legal movement is on a mission to upend the 14th Amendment.
rewirenewsgroup.com
December 12, 2024 at 3:53 PM
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The notion that Trump is going to revoke birthright citizenship via some unilateral rewriting of the 14th Amendment is absurd, for one. But it’s also part of the conservative agenda to define who gets to be a “person” in this country.

It’s a straight line to fetal personhood.
December 9, 2024 at 2:15 PM
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There are no differences of opinion when it comes to the behavior of ICE. They are a terrorist organization created by the current administration to destroy communities of immigrants and invoke fear in everyone else.
December 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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We just accept it because it’s always been this way but ‘Ringo Starr’ is a bonkers thing to call yourself when the other guys are John, Paul, and George. It’s like having a band where everyone else uses their real name and then the drummer goes yes please call me Crackers Creamsworth
December 6, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Just blocked two people I was previously following for gloating about ICE raids targeting Muslims in Dearborn, Michigan. Be better people for fucks sake. I cannot fathom what is wrong with you
December 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Continuing to block people talking sideways about Dearborn. I'm just going through search and blocking people. People I've followed for literally years. I am not associating myself with that sort of ghoulish behavior
December 6, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Literal lol
you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 6:30 AM
It's too late at night for me to be up watching the x files 👀
December 6, 2025 at 6:23 AM