Charlotte Moore-Lambert
@charlottereads.com
bookseller, audiobook narrator, tiktoker, commie, queer, chaotic good. she/they. 🇵🇸 https://linktr.ee/cavatica
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hi, my name is Charlotte Moore-Lambert. you may know me from such hits as these screenshots that now make content thieves very popular on Instagram
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I swear to god there is a certain amount of followers where once you have reached it if you're still not using alt text it's nearly impossible for me to assume you aren't a piece of shit.
God fucking dammit would you please just goddamn fucking use ALT TEXT so I can goddamn fucking interact with your goddamn fucking post goddammit, fuck
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I swear to god there is a certain amount of followers where once you have reached it if you're still not using alt text it's nearly impossible for me to assume you aren't a piece of shit.
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This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
February 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
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‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/
February 4, 2026 at 10:00 PM
‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/
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Government removes “this job sucks" lawyer. Via Reuters
US Justice Department removes lawyer who told judge in immigration case 'this job sucks'
The U.S. Justice Department has removed a government lawyer from an assignment in Minnesota after she told a federal judge "this job sucks" and immigration authorities had failed to comply with court ...
www.reuters.com
February 4, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Government removes “this job sucks" lawyer. Via Reuters
reconnected with an ex on Instagram and one of the first questions he had the audacity to ask me was “have you eaten today”
rude, and also, shut up,
rude, and also, shut up,
February 4, 2026 at 7:03 PM
reconnected with an ex on Instagram and one of the first questions he had the audacity to ask me was “have you eaten today”
rude, and also, shut up,
rude, and also, shut up,
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
it’s no “womblands” but it does have a certain foreboding quality
I haven't opened tiktok in a long while, and the phrase "egg apron" terrifies me in a way that doesn't make sense
February 4, 2026 at 6:20 PM
it’s no “womblands” but it does have a certain foreboding quality
again: people not on tiktok have NO IDEA about the layers of a thing they see in the wild
I see the words “Ballerina Farm” and all of the other words around it immediately cease to surprise me because I know the words “egg apron”
I see the words “Ballerina Farm” and all of the other words around it immediately cease to surprise me because I know the words “egg apron”
This is bonkers. MAHA 'farmers' with ecoli tainted raw milk admit they really don't know how to make the stuff after all.
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
people.com/ballerina-fa...
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
people.com/ballerina-fa...
Hannah Neeleman's Ballerina Farm Halts Sale of Raw Milk Due to Bacteria Concerns: Report
Hannah and Daniel Neeleman have paused Ballerina Farm's sale of raw milk following health violations discovered during routine testing. Screenings from summer 2025 showed high levels of coliform, the ...
people.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:16 PM
again: people not on tiktok have NO IDEA about the layers of a thing they see in the wild
I see the words “Ballerina Farm” and all of the other words around it immediately cease to surprise me because I know the words “egg apron”
I see the words “Ballerina Farm” and all of the other words around it immediately cease to surprise me because I know the words “egg apron”
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"Democracy dies in darkness (and we're turning off the lights)"
February 4, 2026 at 4:07 PM
"Democracy dies in darkness (and we're turning off the lights)"
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Judge temporarily bans tear gas at protests near Portland ICE office. DHS officers shot an 84-year-old woman in the head with a chemical impact munition “while she was peacefully holding a sign on a public street,” causing her to walk home “soaked in blood.” www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
Judge temporarily bans use of tear gas at protests near Portland ICE office
Plaintiffs have alleged excessive force by federal agents during peaceful protests at the building, a focal point for demonstrations against immigration crackdowns.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Judge temporarily bans tear gas at protests near Portland ICE office. DHS officers shot an 84-year-old woman in the head with a chemical impact munition “while she was peacefully holding a sign on a public street,” causing her to walk home “soaked in blood.” www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
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Kind of amazed she had it turned on? I only turn it on when I'm crossing borders or am visiting a country controlled by a repressive regime ahhh shit
New from 404 Media: the FBI has been unable to get into the iPhone of raided Washington Post journalist because the phone had Lockdown Mode enabled. Apple markets Lockdown Mode mostly to stop spyware like NSO. Here, a real world example of it stopping access too www.404media.co/fbi-couldnt-...
FBI Couldn’t Get into WaPo Reporter’s iPhone Because It Had Lockdown Mode Enabled
Lockdown Mode is a sometimes overlooked feature of Apple devices that broadly make them harder to hack. A court record indicates the feature might be effective at stopping third parties unlocking some...
www.404media.co
February 4, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Kind of amazed she had it turned on? I only turn it on when I'm crossing borders or am visiting a country controlled by a repressive regime ahhh shit
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"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years
February 4, 2026 at 2:53 PM
"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years
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A staggering statement from former Washington Post editor Marty Baron: "This ranks among the darkest days in the history of one of the world's greatest news organizations."
February 4, 2026 at 2:34 PM
A staggering statement from former Washington Post editor Marty Baron: "This ranks among the darkest days in the history of one of the world's greatest news organizations."
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“Democracy dies in darkness” was apparently a pro-darkness mission statement
February 4, 2026 at 3:21 PM
“Democracy dies in darkness” was apparently a pro-darkness mission statement
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Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests
February 4, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests
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ZOOKEEPER: So our last snake is our yellow Burmese python
ME: *way too loud* A bananaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
ME: *way too loud* A bananaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
February 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
ZOOKEEPER: So our last snake is our yellow Burmese python
ME: *way too loud* A bananaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
ME: *way too loud* A bananaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
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Hey everyone!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Hey everyone!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
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This made me weepy
February 4, 2026 at 1:38 AM
This made me weepy
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If we prosecute one person in the files, we have to prosecute them all. My brother in Christ...you could burn them all alive and I would shrug. I am a survivor and the death of my abuser is still one of the best things possible
February 4, 2026 at 2:20 AM
If we prosecute one person in the files, we have to prosecute them all. My brother in Christ...you could burn them all alive and I would shrug. I am a survivor and the death of my abuser is still one of the best things possible
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"But it is difficult for any propagandic apparatus, no matter how advanced, to counteract the force of millions of eyewitnesses."
-Kelly Barnhill; When Women Were Dragons
-Kelly Barnhill; When Women Were Dragons
February 3, 2026 at 9:13 PM
"But it is difficult for any propagandic apparatus, no matter how advanced, to counteract the force of millions of eyewitnesses."
-Kelly Barnhill; When Women Were Dragons
-Kelly Barnhill; When Women Were Dragons
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You don’t actually have to feel sorry for the poor overworked Nazi lawyer. If she does a good job, people die
February 3, 2026 at 10:10 PM
You don’t actually have to feel sorry for the poor overworked Nazi lawyer. If she does a good job, people die
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This is Bowie. He overheard you talking about his rubber ducky jacket. Jealousy is a disease. Hopes you get well soon. 12/10 (IG: bowiethegoldenbear)
February 3, 2026 at 2:25 PM
This is Bowie. He overheard you talking about his rubber ducky jacket. Jealousy is a disease. Hopes you get well soon. 12/10 (IG: bowiethegoldenbear)
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In the Bay Area, local prosecutors have charged student protesters who participated in pro-Palestine demonstrations with felony-level charges that critics are warning are setting a dangerous template for law enforcement responses.
@psfrench.bsky.social reports on what's going on in this new piece:
@psfrench.bsky.social reports on what's going on in this new piece:
In Bay Area, Felony Charges Against Student Protesters Prompt Free Speech Concerns - Bolts
German Gonzalez grew up about an hour south of Stanford University, in a dusty California farming town where the apples for Martinelli’s sparkling cider are juiced and packaged. In high... Read More
boltsmag.org
February 3, 2026 at 8:58 PM
In the Bay Area, local prosecutors have charged student protesters who participated in pro-Palestine demonstrations with felony-level charges that critics are warning are setting a dangerous template for law enforcement responses.
@psfrench.bsky.social reports on what's going on in this new piece:
@psfrench.bsky.social reports on what's going on in this new piece: