Charlotte Moore-Lambert
@charlottereads.com
bookseller, audiobook narrator, tiktoker, commie, queer, chaotic good. she/they. 🇵🇸 https://linktr.ee/cavatica
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hi, my name is Charlotte Moore-Lambert. you may know me from such hits as these screenshots that now make content thieves very popular on Instagram
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Context: this speech is from SIR THOMAS MORE, a history written, as near as scholars can tell, in the early 1600s by 6 or 7 people including Dekker, Heywood, Chettle, Shakespeare, and Munday.
It was never performed, because Jacobean England was a police state and it was banned by the censor.
It was never performed, because Jacobean England was a police state and it was banned by the censor.
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Context: this speech is from SIR THOMAS MORE, a history written, as near as scholars can tell, in the early 1600s by 6 or 7 people including Dekker, Heywood, Chettle, Shakespeare, and Munday.
It was never performed, because Jacobean England was a police state and it was banned by the censor.
It was never performed, because Jacobean England was a police state and it was banned by the censor.
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JD Vance getting lip fillers is so fucking funny
February 5, 2026 at 11:10 AM
JD Vance getting lip fillers is so fucking funny
a sentence only 2026 could write
The paramedic that was ejaculating in his co-workers food with the BCoFD finally been arrested and charged
February 5, 2026 at 7:12 PM
a sentence only 2026 could write
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I know I’ve already talked about this. But it’s a really big deal and I’m so excited!
February 5, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I know I’ve already talked about this. But it’s a really big deal and I’m so excited!
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I wanna personally congratulate Hunter Biden for not only being nowhere near the Epstein files but for having rock-solid reviews from sex workers for respectfulness and tipping
February 4, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I wanna personally congratulate Hunter Biden for not only being nowhere near the Epstein files but for having rock-solid reviews from sex workers for respectfulness and tipping
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Adobe Acrobat I do not want to know What’s New. I do not want to turn my PDF into a podcast with my team. I want to look at the PDF. Please stop
February 5, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Adobe Acrobat I do not want to know What’s New. I do not want to turn my PDF into a podcast with my team. I want to look at the PDF. Please stop
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Elon not being happy despite having all the money is like someone losing at a game in tutorial mode, which he also does
February 5, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Elon not being happy despite having all the money is like someone losing at a game in tutorial mode, which he also does
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strangely enormous numbers of people think that criticizing the democratic party on this website somehow resulted in or will result in destroying the party's electoral chances. bizarre!!!
February 5, 2026 at 1:54 PM
strangely enormous numbers of people think that criticizing the democratic party on this website somehow resulted in or will result in destroying the party's electoral chances. bizarre!!!
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never getting tired of companies increasing the cost of services for AI they won’t let you opt out of like yeah i bet it is expensive generating an ai summary for every document i send to someone in slack have you considered just not doing that by default?
February 5, 2026 at 4:06 PM
never getting tired of companies increasing the cost of services for AI they won’t let you opt out of like yeah i bet it is expensive generating an ai summary for every document i send to someone in slack have you considered just not doing that by default?
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Gavin Newsom is anti trans, anti Palestine, anti Black, anti Disabled, pro for profit prisons, pro ice, he's a genocide denier, he puts himself in crowns, he cozies up to republican fascists, everything he does is just a career opportunity, he's pro AI, he's anti human. No. Won't. No. Just no.
February 5, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Gavin Newsom is anti trans, anti Palestine, anti Black, anti Disabled, pro for profit prisons, pro ice, he's a genocide denier, he puts himself in crowns, he cozies up to republican fascists, everything he does is just a career opportunity, he's pro AI, he's anti human. No. Won't. No. Just no.
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Sometimes if you cut it down correctly, you can still see the last meal a tree had in its stomach when it died
February 4, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Sometimes if you cut it down correctly, you can still see the last meal a tree had in its stomach when it died
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My actual job description is activist and here’s what I tell people in despair all the time: do not underestimate how much harm you can prevent by being just a little bit annoying.
This is one reason I keep trying to remind people of the power that we have. That we have *always* had. Not because I’m in denial, but because I know history. I’m no sophisticated intellectual, but I do know we’re going to win even though the bad shit is really terrible right now.
Too many people on Bluesky think that relentless expressions of despair are a sign of intellectual sophistication.
February 5, 2026 at 4:53 AM
My actual job description is activist and here’s what I tell people in despair all the time: do not underestimate how much harm you can prevent by being just a little bit annoying.
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today's report:
our "adopt a rent" venmo campaign paid 43 families rents who were at risk of evictions, including several moms of 4+ children
this is the way to get rent paid fast. like. 1000x better than any other way.
our "adopt a rent" venmo campaign paid 43 families rents who were at risk of evictions, including several moms of 4+ children
this is the way to get rent paid fast. like. 1000x better than any other way.
February 5, 2026 at 5:05 AM
today's report:
our "adopt a rent" venmo campaign paid 43 families rents who were at risk of evictions, including several moms of 4+ children
this is the way to get rent paid fast. like. 1000x better than any other way.
our "adopt a rent" venmo campaign paid 43 families rents who were at risk of evictions, including several moms of 4+ children
this is the way to get rent paid fast. like. 1000x better than any other way.
I just showed @soundoftheforest.bsky.social Dragonheart for the first time. I have seen Dragonheart hundreds of times and I know all of its weaknesses and I still cry like a baby the last two minutes of the film and now Nicole does, too
February 5, 2026 at 4:41 AM
I just showed @soundoftheforest.bsky.social Dragonheart for the first time. I have seen Dragonheart hundreds of times and I know all of its weaknesses and I still cry like a baby the last two minutes of the film and now Nicole does, too
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doing some comfort reading (about the nuremberg trials)
February 5, 2026 at 3:26 AM
doing some comfort reading (about the nuremberg trials)
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JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite
February 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite
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Hey Midwesterners! Please wear a mask!!
February 5, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Hey Midwesterners! Please wear a mask!!
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I swear to god there is a certain amount of followers where once you have reached it if you're still not using alt text it's nearly impossible for me to assume you aren't a piece of shit.
God fucking dammit would you please just goddamn fucking use ALT TEXT so I can goddamn fucking interact with your goddamn fucking post goddammit, fuck
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I swear to god there is a certain amount of followers where once you have reached it if you're still not using alt text it's nearly impossible for me to assume you aren't a piece of shit.
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This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
February 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
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‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/
February 4, 2026 at 10:00 PM
‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/
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Government removes “this job sucks" lawyer. Via Reuters
US Justice Department removes lawyer who told judge in immigration case 'this job sucks'
The U.S. Justice Department has removed a government lawyer from an assignment in Minnesota after she told a federal judge "this job sucks" and immigration authorities had failed to comply with court ...
www.reuters.com
February 4, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Government removes “this job sucks" lawyer. Via Reuters
reconnected with an ex on Instagram and one of the first questions he had the audacity to ask me was “have you eaten today”
rude, and also, shut up,
rude, and also, shut up,
February 4, 2026 at 7:03 PM
reconnected with an ex on Instagram and one of the first questions he had the audacity to ask me was “have you eaten today”
rude, and also, shut up,
rude, and also, shut up,
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc