Charlotte Moore-Lambert
@charlottereads.com
bookseller, audiobook narrator, tiktoker, commie, queer, chaotic good. she/they. 🇵🇸 https://linktr.ee/cavatica
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hi, my name is Charlotte Moore-Lambert. you may know me from such hits as these screenshots that now make content thieves very popular on Instagram
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Just left an ICE Protest in Portland OR that started at City Hall and marched to the ICE building. Main demand was "revoke" the lease that lets the agency use their building.
Crowd was 500-1000. They gassed massively after about an hour. Had to pull a lot of 16-17 year old girls out of the gas.
Crowd was 500-1000. They gassed massively after about an hour. Had to pull a lot of 16-17 year old girls out of the gas.
February 2, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Just left an ICE Protest in Portland OR that started at City Hall and marched to the ICE building. Main demand was "revoke" the lease that lets the agency use their building.
Crowd was 500-1000. They gassed massively after about an hour. Had to pull a lot of 16-17 year old girls out of the gas.
Crowd was 500-1000. They gassed massively after about an hour. Had to pull a lot of 16-17 year old girls out of the gas.
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I thought for sure this was an old quote. He said this statement this morning.
February 2, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I thought for sure this was an old quote. He said this statement this morning.
very frustrated that I am not able to reply to @ironspike.bsky.social’s posts about Known Booktok Grifter Paul Castle, whose grift is so cyclical that you can almost set your watch by it, and about which I made an explainer video (as did a bunch of other people) that he did NOT handle normally
February 1, 2026 at 7:48 PM
very frustrated that I am not able to reply to @ironspike.bsky.social’s posts about Known Booktok Grifter Paul Castle, whose grift is so cyclical that you can almost set your watch by it, and about which I made an explainer video (as did a bunch of other people) that he did NOT handle normally
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big fan of the replies to trump’s epstein post that are like “Sir, you know I respect you immensely. But, Mr. President, I am 99% sure you are a pedophile.”
July 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
big fan of the replies to trump’s epstein post that are like “Sir, you know I respect you immensely. But, Mr. President, I am 99% sure you are a pedophile.”
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Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent
February 1, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent
we both tested our snow shoes and they held up great
February 1, 2026 at 6:42 PM
we both tested our snow shoes and they held up great
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See the dramatic moment a train slammed into a truck that was stuck on the railroad during a winter storm in Gastonia, North Carolina.
The truck driver had left his vehicle at the time of the collision and no fatalities were reported.
The truck driver had left his vehicle at the time of the collision and no fatalities were reported.
February 1, 2026 at 1:26 PM
See the dramatic moment a train slammed into a truck that was stuck on the railroad during a winter storm in Gastonia, North Carolina.
The truck driver had left his vehicle at the time of the collision and no fatalities were reported.
The truck driver had left his vehicle at the time of the collision and no fatalities were reported.
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A noteworthy takeaway from tonight's Texas result is that the Republicans spent a metric truckload of money on this race. They spent millions more than the Democrats. The loss itself aside, this is a gigantic, flashing warning sign for the GOP's finances.
February 1, 2026 at 6:54 AM
A noteworthy takeaway from tonight's Texas result is that the Republicans spent a metric truckload of money on this race. They spent millions more than the Democrats. The loss itself aside, this is a gigantic, flashing warning sign for the GOP's finances.
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Because I'm talking about measles. It is also A VERY VERY VERY CONTAGIOUS VIRUS. If someone is in a room and has measles and then leaves that room and you enter that room within TWO HOURS (depending on humidity) you can get measles.
And people are contagious for four days before the rash appears.
And people are contagious for four days before the rash appears.
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beyond being an absolutely miserable illness, measles can cause immune amnesia. It wipes out your immune systems memory of how to fight every infection, every vaccine you've ever had.
beyond being an absolutely miserable illness, measles can cause immune amnesia. It wipes out your immune systems memory of how to fight every infection, every vaccine you've ever had.
February 1, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Because I'm talking about measles. It is also A VERY VERY VERY CONTAGIOUS VIRUS. If someone is in a room and has measles and then leaves that room and you enter that room within TWO HOURS (depending on humidity) you can get measles.
And people are contagious for four days before the rash appears.
And people are contagious for four days before the rash appears.
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i need a spreadsheet for david attenborough documentaries that turn into depressing climate warnings and which ones are chill
February 1, 2026 at 4:28 AM
i need a spreadsheet for david attenborough documentaries that turn into depressing climate warnings and which ones are chill
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the FUCKING. DRY SLOT.
January 31, 2026 at 2:36 PM
the FUCKING. DRY SLOT.
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Minnesotans on Lake Bde Maka Ska (formerly Lake Calhoun) in Minneapolis. Jan. 30, 2026.
📷: WCCO-TV
📷: WCCO-TV
January 30, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Minnesotans on Lake Bde Maka Ska (formerly Lake Calhoun) in Minneapolis. Jan. 30, 2026.
📷: WCCO-TV
📷: WCCO-TV
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every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds
January 30, 2026 at 11:58 PM
every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds
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X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications
January 30, 2026 at 8:14 PM
X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications
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The wrong cast member from Home Alone 2 died.
January 30, 2026 at 7:00 PM
The wrong cast member from Home Alone 2 died.
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Exeunt, leading Katherine.
January 30, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Exeunt, leading Katherine.
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Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
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Catherine O’Hara was an actual genius who was currently doing the best work of her entire life, there was obviously so so so much more to see from her. This sucks so bad, but it’s also inarguable that she went out on the top of her game in a way that we can all only pray happens in our own lives
January 30, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Catherine O’Hara was an actual genius who was currently doing the best work of her entire life, there was obviously so so so much more to see from her. This sucks so bad, but it’s also inarguable that she went out on the top of her game in a way that we can all only pray happens in our own lives
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I hope they're laughing together today
January 30, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I hope they're laughing together today
noooooooo :( :( :(
January 30, 2026 at 6:58 PM
noooooooo :( :( :(
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BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 3:21 PM
BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
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Conspiracy Theory Wastes No Time Getting Racist https://theonion.com/conspiracy-theory-wastes-no-time-getting-racist-1839031580/
January 30, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Conspiracy Theory Wastes No Time Getting Racist https://theonion.com/conspiracy-theory-wastes-no-time-getting-racist-1839031580/
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This isn’t about convicting Don Lemon. It’s unlikely that will happen. It’s about intimidating journalists & making them censure themselves out of fear of consequences. It’s about eroding the free press because the administration can’t afford the criticism.
This just in: "Don Lemon was taken into custody by federal agents last night in Los Angeles, where he was covering the Grammy awards," Lemon's attorney Abbe Lowell says.
January 30, 2026 at 2:44 PM
This isn’t about convicting Don Lemon. It’s unlikely that will happen. It’s about intimidating journalists & making them censure themselves out of fear of consequences. It’s about eroding the free press because the administration can’t afford the criticism.
legally changing my name to I AM ON FIRE; KEEP CLEAR OF ME
January 30, 2026 at 8:18 AM
legally changing my name to I AM ON FIRE; KEEP CLEAR OF ME