Charlotte Moore-Lambert
@charlottereads.com
bookseller, audiobook narrator, tiktoker, commie, queer, chaotic good. she/they. 🇵🇸 https://linktr.ee/cavatica
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hi, my name is Charlotte Moore-Lambert. you may know me from such hits as these screenshots that now make content thieves very popular on Instagram
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Not real people. Those aren't real names. Those are ghosts that live in Kid Rock's hair
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Not real people. Those aren't real names. Those are ghosts that live in Kid Rock's hair
when they prepare you for adulthood, they warn you about traffic and dishes and taxes, but they sure as hell do not tell you about obtaining backup generators or the horrors of your washing machine filter
February 3, 2026 at 12:39 AM
when they prepare you for adulthood, they warn you about traffic and dishes and taxes, but they sure as hell do not tell you about obtaining backup generators or the horrors of your washing machine filter
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We didn't say body cams on ICE. Their murders are already on video. We said no more ICE.
February 2, 2026 at 10:16 PM
We didn't say body cams on ICE. Their murders are already on video. We said no more ICE.
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we are going to win
A new poll finds that 1 in 4 Minnesota voters took part in the Jan 23 shutdown against ICE, or have a loved one who did. Of those, 38% DID NOT WORK, either because they made the choice to stay out, or their workplaces closed. By me, @thomasbirm.bsky.social, @bloomekatz.bsky.social
Poll Shows Massive Participation in Minnesota Shutdown Against ICE
1 in four Minnesota voters took part in January 23 day of action, or had a loved one who did.
inthesetimes.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:43 PM
we are going to win
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Almost every artist or bit of media that inspired me has turned out to be problematic in some way. I can look at those things and say they are important to me Becoming, but also, Marion Zimmer Bradley should have died in an oubliette.
February 2, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Almost every artist or bit of media that inspired me has turned out to be problematic in some way. I can look at those things and say they are important to me Becoming, but also, Marion Zimmer Bradley should have died in an oubliette.
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[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:
February 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:
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punxsutawney phil (just had visions of pestilence, blood rain, malignant false idols, stillborn livestock): uuuh 6 more weeks of winter
February 2, 2026 at 7:25 PM
punxsutawney phil (just had visions of pestilence, blood rain, malignant false idols, stillborn livestock): uuuh 6 more weeks of winter
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Remember, kids:
Your friends won't see your Substack posts, but Neil Gaiman and a large number of Nazis and blue wave grifters will.
Your friends won't see your Substack posts, but Neil Gaiman and a large number of Nazis and blue wave grifters will.
February 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Remember, kids:
Your friends won't see your Substack posts, but Neil Gaiman and a large number of Nazis and blue wave grifters will.
Your friends won't see your Substack posts, but Neil Gaiman and a large number of Nazis and blue wave grifters will.
of course Neil Gaiman’s fuck-ass statement was posted on Substack
February 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
of course Neil Gaiman’s fuck-ass statement was posted on Substack
SHE’S READY FOR THE OLYMPICS BUT ARE THE OLYMPICS READY FOR HER
February 2, 2026 at 7:45 PM
SHE’S READY FOR THE OLYMPICS BUT ARE THE OLYMPICS READY FOR HER
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noticing I haven't done any art in a while and attributing it to the rancid national vibes - longest drought since my health problems last year
hard to be creative when I feel like shit physically or mentally
hard to be creative when I feel like shit physically or mentally
February 2, 2026 at 5:14 AM
noticing I haven't done any art in a while and attributing it to the rancid national vibes - longest drought since my health problems last year
hard to be creative when I feel like shit physically or mentally
hard to be creative when I feel like shit physically or mentally
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Just left an ICE Protest in Portland OR that started at City Hall and marched to the ICE building. Main demand was "revoke" the lease that lets the agency use their building.
Crowd was 500-1000. They gassed massively after about an hour. Had to pull a lot of 16-17 year old girls out of the gas.
Crowd was 500-1000. They gassed massively after about an hour. Had to pull a lot of 16-17 year old girls out of the gas.
February 2, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Just left an ICE Protest in Portland OR that started at City Hall and marched to the ICE building. Main demand was "revoke" the lease that lets the agency use their building.
Crowd was 500-1000. They gassed massively after about an hour. Had to pull a lot of 16-17 year old girls out of the gas.
Crowd was 500-1000. They gassed massively after about an hour. Had to pull a lot of 16-17 year old girls out of the gas.
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I thought for sure this was an old quote. He said this statement this morning.
February 2, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I thought for sure this was an old quote. He said this statement this morning.
very frustrated that I am not able to reply to @ironspike.bsky.social’s posts about Known Booktok Grifter Paul Castle, whose grift is so cyclical that you can almost set your watch by it, and about which I made an explainer video (as did a bunch of other people) that he did NOT handle normally
February 1, 2026 at 7:48 PM
very frustrated that I am not able to reply to @ironspike.bsky.social’s posts about Known Booktok Grifter Paul Castle, whose grift is so cyclical that you can almost set your watch by it, and about which I made an explainer video (as did a bunch of other people) that he did NOT handle normally
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big fan of the replies to trump’s epstein post that are like “Sir, you know I respect you immensely. But, Mr. President, I am 99% sure you are a pedophile.”
July 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
big fan of the replies to trump’s epstein post that are like “Sir, you know I respect you immensely. But, Mr. President, I am 99% sure you are a pedophile.”
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Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent
February 1, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent
we both tested our snow shoes and they held up great
February 1, 2026 at 6:42 PM
we both tested our snow shoes and they held up great
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See the dramatic moment a train slammed into a truck that was stuck on the railroad during a winter storm in Gastonia, North Carolina.
The truck driver had left his vehicle at the time of the collision and no fatalities were reported.
The truck driver had left his vehicle at the time of the collision and no fatalities were reported.
February 1, 2026 at 1:26 PM
See the dramatic moment a train slammed into a truck that was stuck on the railroad during a winter storm in Gastonia, North Carolina.
The truck driver had left his vehicle at the time of the collision and no fatalities were reported.
The truck driver had left his vehicle at the time of the collision and no fatalities were reported.
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A noteworthy takeaway from tonight's Texas result is that the Republicans spent a metric truckload of money on this race. They spent millions more than the Democrats. The loss itself aside, this is a gigantic, flashing warning sign for the GOP's finances.
February 1, 2026 at 6:54 AM
A noteworthy takeaway from tonight's Texas result is that the Republicans spent a metric truckload of money on this race. They spent millions more than the Democrats. The loss itself aside, this is a gigantic, flashing warning sign for the GOP's finances.
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Because I'm talking about measles. It is also A VERY VERY VERY CONTAGIOUS VIRUS. If someone is in a room and has measles and then leaves that room and you enter that room within TWO HOURS (depending on humidity) you can get measles.
And people are contagious for four days before the rash appears.
And people are contagious for four days before the rash appears.
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beyond being an absolutely miserable illness, measles can cause immune amnesia. It wipes out your immune systems memory of how to fight every infection, every vaccine you've ever had.
beyond being an absolutely miserable illness, measles can cause immune amnesia. It wipes out your immune systems memory of how to fight every infection, every vaccine you've ever had.
February 1, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Because I'm talking about measles. It is also A VERY VERY VERY CONTAGIOUS VIRUS. If someone is in a room and has measles and then leaves that room and you enter that room within TWO HOURS (depending on humidity) you can get measles.
And people are contagious for four days before the rash appears.
And people are contagious for four days before the rash appears.
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i need a spreadsheet for david attenborough documentaries that turn into depressing climate warnings and which ones are chill
February 1, 2026 at 4:28 AM
i need a spreadsheet for david attenborough documentaries that turn into depressing climate warnings and which ones are chill
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the FUCKING. DRY SLOT.
January 31, 2026 at 2:36 PM
the FUCKING. DRY SLOT.
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Minnesotans on Lake Bde Maka Ska (formerly Lake Calhoun) in Minneapolis. Jan. 30, 2026.
📷: WCCO-TV
📷: WCCO-TV
January 30, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Minnesotans on Lake Bde Maka Ska (formerly Lake Calhoun) in Minneapolis. Jan. 30, 2026.
📷: WCCO-TV
📷: WCCO-TV
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every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds
January 30, 2026 at 11:58 PM
every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds