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Elizabeth Lopatto
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internet typist at the verge, known cat lady, zevon stan. she/hers/hesher

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why is Nvidia propping up a company that seems doomed? www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
Meet CoreWeave, the AI industry’s ticking time bomb
The debt-laden AI compute company has been boosted by Nvidia.
www.theverge.com
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A cool result of everything having AI in it now is there are a bunch of buttons on every application that I have to be careful to never push, and everything takes five more seconds to load during which there's an animation of bonzi buddy thinking really hard
December 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different
December 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
it’s crazy how the cat can tell I’m about to leave the house and picks that exact moment to park in my lap, purring aggressively
December 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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santa is finally going green this year so the naughty kids are getting a gust of wind
December 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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song of the year, imo www.youtube.com/watch?v=lckf...
Jim E. Brown - I'm Quitting Prozac to Continue Drinking
YouTube video by Jim E. Brown
www.youtube.com
December 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Get a heated toilet seat they said.
It's the best thing ever they said.

#FridayVibes 😼
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
December 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
look I'm just going to say it: Health's new album sounds suspiciously like Someone Got Divorced
December 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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obviously not the major driver of his health concerns but it is very funny to read A Christmas Carol as an adult and realize that when tiny tim first says "God bless us, every one!" he's a severely malnourished child and they've given him a cup of hot gin
December 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
one more time for the cheap seats: The Atlantic is easily the worst magazine in America. stop trolling yourselves! you don't have to read it! it will die if you don't!
December 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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NEW FOIA Files newsletter is out! DOJ & FBI have made revelatory disclosures in my #FOIA lawsuit about the docs it withheld related to their review/redaction of the Epstein files

Intriguingly, the FBI said it searched "client lists" to locate records

www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
December 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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NEORSD when can we walk with you into this wastewater eclipse.
everything about this image is a marvel.
December 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
man I buy one of these every year and I do not want that man's face in my WALLET
Here's what some of the new National Park Service passes will look like, starting Jan 1
December 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
there's a lot going on in this article but I think my favorite thing is watching people learn the hard way that if you threaten a reporter, the reporter is going to write about the threats — and make the story bigger www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
I asked the Pentagon about Pete Hegseth's mentor. Then the threats started.
Journalism in the second Trump administration gets personal.
www.motherjones.com
December 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Disney was worried you forgot it was evil
December 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
you just have to move out of new york and then your friends are suddenly Normal
the state should issue all journalists five (5) mandatory non-media industry friends to keep us all normal
December 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
adulthood means sometimes you can have ice cream for dinner, as a treat
December 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I was having such a nice day before I logged on here and discovered what new illegal thing our government has done
December 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
🎵 Come with me, and you'll be... in a world of OSHA violations 🎵 bsky.app/profile/sean...
SCOOP: OSHA is investigating a new crane accident at SpaceX's Starbase facility in Texas that left a worker with a broken hip, knee, and tibia, after he was crushed by a falling metal support.

This comes as OSHA is still probing a crane collapse at Starbase in June.

techcrunch.com/2025/12/10/o...
Exclusive: OSHA investigating new crane accident at SpaceX's Starbase facility | TechCrunch
A subcontractor says he was crushed by a metal support, breaking his hip, knee, and tibia. He's suing SpaceX and the construction company who employed him.
techcrunch.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I watched two episodes of 50 Cent's Puffy doc and let me tell you something... it is IMPRESSIVE to make Suge Knight look like an upstanding fellow, but Sean Combs manages
December 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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World heritage post imo
December 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
World heritage post imo
December 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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haha so.. I did some works! i guess u can look upon them? no worries if not!
December 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
this post brought to you by a woman who just scrapped a 5k word draft and started over lmao send help
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM