Keith Decent
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Pinned
No One:
Trad wives:
come with me while I spin this wool from our alpacas into yarn for my husband’s Conspiracy Wall. This week he’s transvestigating a high school badminton team in Colorado, so I am going with a blue dye, made from our cabbage harvest, and pink, made from rose petals I dried and p
Trad wives:
come with me while I spin this wool from our alpacas into yarn for my husband’s Conspiracy Wall. This week he’s transvestigating a high school badminton team in Colorado, so I am going with a blue dye, made from our cabbage harvest, and pink, made from rose petals I dried and p
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
No One:
Trad wives:
come with me while I spin this wool from our alpacas into yarn for my husband’s Conspiracy Wall. This week he’s transvestigating a high school badminton team in Colorado, so I am going with a blue dye, made from our cabbage harvest, and pink, made from rose petals I dried and p
Trad wives:
come with me while I spin this wool from our alpacas into yarn for my husband’s Conspiracy Wall. This week he’s transvestigating a high school badminton team in Colorado, so I am going with a blue dye, made from our cabbage harvest, and pink, made from rose petals I dried and p
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Free Milk Crate STL Bundle
Shit sucks rn, so this packet of 3d files is Pay What You Want (including $0, I don’t mind) and can be used for anything
- 5 unique Milk Crate designs by me
- They scale properly for LPs or 45s
- one is a functional drawer
- could even be game assets
#bsnm 🧶 #3dp
Shit sucks rn, so this packet of 3d files is Pay What You Want (including $0, I don’t mind) and can be used for anything
- 5 unique Milk Crate designs by me
- They scale properly for LPs or 45s
- one is a functional drawer
- could even be game assets
#bsnm 🧶 #3dp
SHOP | keith-decent
www.keithdecent.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Stephen Miller looks like if you pay him a compliment his mucoid plaque carapace would uncontrollably shimmy in rage and delight
Stephen Miller looks like he has to be careful not to show too much disdain when saying the word human
Stephen Miller looks like his skeleton wants out
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Stephen Miller looks like if you pay him a compliment his mucoid plaque carapace would uncontrollably shimmy in rage and delight
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So grab em because why not? I’m literally just one neurodivergent guy working in his garage, so I’m not like, stealing data, I’m just tired of seeing expensive, useless slop and would rather see digital manufacturing produce human-made, well-designed, usable objects
So enjoy and maybe share
So enjoy and maybe share
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
So grab em because why not? I’m literally just one neurodivergent guy working in his garage, so I’m not like, stealing data, I’m just tired of seeing expensive, useless slop and would rather see digital manufacturing produce human-made, well-designed, usable objects
So enjoy and maybe share
So enjoy and maybe share
Free Milk Crate STL Bundle
Shit sucks rn, so this packet of 3d files is Pay What You Want (including $0, I don’t mind) and can be used for anything
- 5 unique Milk Crate designs by me
- They scale properly for LPs or 45s
- one is a functional drawer
- could even be game assets
#bsnm 🧶 #3dp
Shit sucks rn, so this packet of 3d files is Pay What You Want (including $0, I don’t mind) and can be used for anything
- 5 unique Milk Crate designs by me
- They scale properly for LPs or 45s
- one is a functional drawer
- could even be game assets
#bsnm 🧶 #3dp
SHOP | keith-decent
www.keithdecent.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Stephen Miller looks like he has to be careful not to show too much disdain when saying the word human
Stephen Miller looks like his skeleton wants out
Stephen Miller would get invited to so many more parties f he just stopped showing up to them
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Stephen Miller looks like he has to be careful not to show too much disdain when saying the word human
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Say what you will about season 5 of Stranger Things, but it is definitely one of the top 3 Resident Evil movies
November 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Say what you will about season 5 of Stranger Things, but it is definitely one of the top 3 Resident Evil movies
Stephen Miller can read thoughts, but only if those thoughts are about milk
Stephen Miller looks like if you pay him a compliment his mucoid plaque carapace would uncontrollably shimmy in rage and delight
Stephen Miller looks like he has to be careful not to show too much disdain when saying the word human
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Stephen Miller can read thoughts, but only if those thoughts are about milk
Stephen Miller looks like if you pay him a compliment his mucoid plaque carapace would uncontrollably shimmy in rage and delight
Stephen Miller looks like he has to be careful not to show too much disdain when saying the word human
Stephen Miller looks like his skeleton wants out
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Stephen Miller looks like if you pay him a compliment his mucoid plaque carapace would uncontrollably shimmy in rage and delight
Say what you will about season 5 of Stranger Things, but it is definitely one of the top 3 Resident Evil movies
November 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Say what you will about season 5 of Stranger Things, but it is definitely one of the top 3 Resident Evil movies
Stephen Miller looks like he has to be careful not to show too much disdain when saying the word human
Stephen Miller looks like his skeleton wants out
Stephen Miller would get invited to so many more parties f he just stopped showing up to them
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Stephen Miller looks like he has to be careful not to show too much disdain when saying the word human
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Bluesky works because you can actually see the people whose content you want to see, the engagement isn’t inherently transactional, and people can spend their time and energy building relationships instead of gaming an algorithm
Engagement is one of the things I like best about Bluesky, and I followed a lot of folks in the early days here because they were just plain fun and interesting to talk to.
One of the great things about early Bsky is that we promoted the idea of engagement. That is, instead of follow for follow, we followed those who conversed with us. Engagement leads to connection. So please, let’s not lose that! Engage, not just like—that’s why I follow folks, myself!
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Bluesky works because you can actually see the people whose content you want to see, the engagement isn’t inherently transactional, and people can spend their time and energy building relationships instead of gaming an algorithm
Someone is reposting every variation of this joke right now, and I’m just here to brag that, at least on Bluesky, I’ve got them all beat by at least 3 months so far
Bricked up in the basement (but not for Amontillado reasons)
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE, IT’S TUESDAY AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
Cry 'Trash!', and let slip the worms of brain.
Cry 'Trash!', and let slip the worms of brain.
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Someone is reposting every variation of this joke right now, and I’m just here to brag that, at least on Bluesky, I’ve got them all beat by at least 3 months so far
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do you not feel infotained?
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
do you not feel infotained?
Bluesky works because you can actually see the people whose content you want to see, the engagement isn’t inherently transactional, and people can spend their time and energy building relationships instead of gaming an algorithm
Engagement is one of the things I like best about Bluesky, and I followed a lot of folks in the early days here because they were just plain fun and interesting to talk to.
One of the great things about early Bsky is that we promoted the idea of engagement. That is, instead of follow for follow, we followed those who conversed with us. Engagement leads to connection. So please, let’s not lose that! Engage, not just like—that’s why I follow folks, myself!
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Bluesky works because you can actually see the people whose content you want to see, the engagement isn’t inherently transactional, and people can spend their time and energy building relationships instead of gaming an algorithm
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A limited time offer on my @ko-fi.com #Store, you get a 𝟐𝟓% 𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 (auto applied) for the next two days, if you commission me to write a story!
Reshare the skeet, and help with reach :)
ko-fi.com/lucidillusio...
#WritersLife ✍️ #WritingCommunity #AuthorSky #WriterSky #HireAWriter #Gift #BSNM
Reshare the skeet, and help with reach :)
ko-fi.com/lucidillusio...
#WritersLife ✍️ #WritingCommunity #AuthorSky #WriterSky #HireAWriter #Gift #BSNM
November 28, 2025 at 11:46 AM
A limited time offer on my @ko-fi.com #Store, you get a 𝟐𝟓% 𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 (auto applied) for the next two days, if you commission me to write a story!
Reshare the skeet, and help with reach :)
ko-fi.com/lucidillusio...
#WritersLife ✍️ #WritingCommunity #AuthorSky #WriterSky #HireAWriter #Gift #BSNM
Reshare the skeet, and help with reach :)
ko-fi.com/lucidillusio...
#WritersLife ✍️ #WritingCommunity #AuthorSky #WriterSky #HireAWriter #Gift #BSNM
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All right, tonight's inventory selections.
Today's #TBT feature is a baby bracelet [shown below] with a lightning-bolt pattern on the band and a fiery coral cabochon.
We have an adult cuff with a similar band pattern, set with tiger iron, which includes bands of flame-red jasper.
Today's #TBT feature is a baby bracelet [shown below] with a lightning-bolt pattern on the band and a fiery coral cabochon.
We have an adult cuff with a similar band pattern, set with tiger iron, which includes bands of flame-red jasper.
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
All right, tonight's inventory selections.
Today's #TBT feature is a baby bracelet [shown below] with a lightning-bolt pattern on the band and a fiery coral cabochon.
We have an adult cuff with a similar band pattern, set with tiger iron, which includes bands of flame-red jasper.
Today's #TBT feature is a baby bracelet [shown below] with a lightning-bolt pattern on the band and a fiery coral cabochon.
We have an adult cuff with a similar band pattern, set with tiger iron, which includes bands of flame-red jasper.
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“Who even picks Sheepdog in 2025?” -Schnauzer Mains
November 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
“Who even picks Sheepdog in 2025?” -Schnauzer Mains
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Somehow the humorless nags on Threads piss me off way more than the ones on Bluesky
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Somehow the humorless nags on Threads piss me off way more than the ones on Bluesky
Somehow the humorless nags on Threads piss me off way more than the ones on Bluesky
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Somehow the humorless nags on Threads piss me off way more than the ones on Bluesky
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more like crapitalism, amirite
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
more like crapitalism, amirite
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I always get stopped by people when I wear my jacket with the custom angle grinder backpiece on it, so I decided to put it up for free/pwyw
I also added a version with scrollwork that says “Shake hands with the devil,” as a little tribute to anyone that’s ever been bit
Keithdecent.com/shop
#art 🧶
I also added a version with scrollwork that says “Shake hands with the devil,” as a little tribute to anyone that’s ever been bit
Keithdecent.com/shop
#art 🧶
October 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I always get stopped by people when I wear my jacket with the custom angle grinder backpiece on it, so I decided to put it up for free/pwyw
I also added a version with scrollwork that says “Shake hands with the devil,” as a little tribute to anyone that’s ever been bit
Keithdecent.com/shop
#art 🧶
I also added a version with scrollwork that says “Shake hands with the devil,” as a little tribute to anyone that’s ever been bit
Keithdecent.com/shop
#art 🧶
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The newest version of my favorite little product is more egalitarian than ever
Digital files for the Gigasaurus are up at keithdecent.com for the super low price of:
Pay what you want
The price is a donation to my whole enterprise. You can do what you want with it, just credit me
#3dprint #bsnm 🧶
Digital files for the Gigasaurus are up at keithdecent.com for the super low price of:
Pay what you want
The price is a donation to my whole enterprise. You can do what you want with it, just credit me
#3dprint #bsnm 🧶
September 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The newest version of my favorite little product is more egalitarian than ever
Digital files for the Gigasaurus are up at keithdecent.com for the super low price of:
Pay what you want
The price is a donation to my whole enterprise. You can do what you want with it, just credit me
#3dprint #bsnm 🧶
Digital files for the Gigasaurus are up at keithdecent.com for the super low price of:
Pay what you want
The price is a donation to my whole enterprise. You can do what you want with it, just credit me
#3dprint #bsnm 🧶
I have no crackers and I must cheese
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I have no crackers and I must cheese
Thanksgiving is a time for families to come together and for “fireworks for any occasion” neighbor to remind you that you hate his guts
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Thanksgiving is a time for families to come together and for “fireworks for any occasion” neighbor to remind you that you hate his guts