Charlotte Moore-Lambert
@charlottereads.com
bookseller, audiobook narrator, tiktoker, commie, queer, chaotic good. she/they. 🇵🇸 https://linktr.ee/cavatica
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hi, my name is Charlotte Moore-Lambert. you may know me from such hits as these screenshots that now make content thieves very popular on Instagram
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I laughed, and was driven to make this in meme form!
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I laughed, and was driven to make this in meme form!
pie is good. I like pie. if you put a pie in front of me, I will eat it. thank you so much for bringing me a pie, I love it
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
pie is good. I like pie. if you put a pie in front of me, I will eat it. thank you so much for bringing me a pie, I love it
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
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If I'm being honest I stopped circling back like 5 years ago
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If I'm being honest I stopped circling back like 5 years ago
U-WIN, IR-WIN, WE ALL WIN DWTS
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
U-WIN, IR-WIN, WE ALL WIN DWTS
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Trekkies Against Fascism stickers are here! Find them at willburrows.art/shop
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Trekkies Against Fascism stickers are here! Find them at willburrows.art/shop
not a movie but they either bring back Galavant or everyone dies
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
not a movie but they either bring back Galavant or everyone dies
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there are some people who post because it's their job, some people who post like it's their job, and some people who post in spite of their job. you really want to avoid that second one
April 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
there are some people who post because it's their job, some people who post like it's their job, and some people who post in spite of their job. you really want to avoid that second one
“e. coli” implies the existence of A through D coli
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
“e. coli” implies the existence of A through D coli
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I need everyone to go listen to James the Seventh’s “Trauma Olympics,” either the slick produced version on the music apps or the raw live one she just uploaded to YT (and has been posting clips of to TT), I have no one else to talk to about what a banger this is
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I need everyone to go listen to James the Seventh’s “Trauma Olympics,” either the slick produced version on the music apps or the raw live one she just uploaded to YT (and has been posting clips of to TT), I have no one else to talk to about what a banger this is
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FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
October 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
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"You can do hard things!" yeah but I don't want to. I just want to chill.
November 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
"You can do hard things!" yeah but I don't want to. I just want to chill.
uuuugggghhhh it’s three years away, I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see this
New Hampshire - Democratic Presidential Polling:
Buttigieg: 28%
Newsom: 24%
Harris: 6%
Pritzker: 4%
Booker: 4%
Shapiro: 3%
Klobuchar: 2%
Beshear: 2%
Whitmer: 2%
St. Anselm / Nov 19, 2025
Buttigieg: 28%
Newsom: 24%
Harris: 6%
Pritzker: 4%
Booker: 4%
Shapiro: 3%
Klobuchar: 2%
Beshear: 2%
Whitmer: 2%
St. Anselm / Nov 19, 2025
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
uuuugggghhhh it’s three years away, I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see this
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It really is that fucking simple, friends.
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It really is that fucking simple, friends.
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I think this is the other part of it for me. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve done a clapback on TikTok and the original commenter has been like “whoa whoa I’m sorry, I didn’t think you’d see it or care”
hey yeah turns out people with big accounts are still people
hey yeah turns out people with big accounts are still people
idk as a nobody i have always liked that you remind people that both they, and you, are a human person
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I think this is the other part of it for me. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve done a clapback on TikTok and the original commenter has been like “whoa whoa I’m sorry, I didn’t think you’d see it or care”
hey yeah turns out people with big accounts are still people
hey yeah turns out people with big accounts are still people
I am extremely guilty of this here and on TikTok, though I am trying to be better. but sometimes even tiny accounts say shit to me that makes me feel fucking insane, and I can’t be the only one who knows it got said, and I don’t want to hear “uwu you can’t be mean back to me bc i just baby”
I’m guilty too but god this place would be better if we could all agree not to dunk on accounts with less than a hundred followers
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I am extremely guilty of this here and on TikTok, though I am trying to be better. but sometimes even tiny accounts say shit to me that makes me feel fucking insane, and I can’t be the only one who knows it got said, and I don’t want to hear “uwu you can’t be mean back to me bc i just baby”
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It’s Books We Love day! There are a ton of excellent titles to dig into, and I’m going to link the 8 books I wrote recommendations for in the thread below. apps.npr.org/best-books/#...
Books We Love
Here are 380+ great reads from 2025 handpicked just for you by NPR staffers and trusted critics.
apps.npr.org
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It’s Books We Love day! There are a ton of excellent titles to dig into, and I’m going to link the 8 books I wrote recommendations for in the thread below. apps.npr.org/best-books/#...
taking a dog for a routine checkup and shots is kind of like taking a kid for a routine checkup and shots, except that, when you’re done, instead of taking them for pizza and ice cream, you take them for shit like uh *checks notes* duck hearts and stuffed esophagus
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
taking a dog for a routine checkup and shots is kind of like taking a kid for a routine checkup and shots, except that, when you’re done, instead of taking them for pizza and ice cream, you take them for shit like uh *checks notes* duck hearts and stuffed esophagus
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An escape room but instead of breaking out you break in and there are snacks and entertainment and nobody makes you leave until you're ready even if it's eleven months
November 4, 2024 at 4:47 AM
An escape room but instead of breaking out you break in and there are snacks and entertainment and nobody makes you leave until you're ready even if it's eleven months
I skimmed through Hurwitz’s latest book when it was published because I’d never heard of her and was curious about where she came down on Zionism, and not only is she a Zionist, she’s a Zionist who can’t fucking write
Obama speechwriter Sarah Hurwitz describes her post–October 7 campus intervention tour to save Jewish students who reject Zionism.
She describes college students who separate antisemitism from antizionism as “irrational” and confused, and in need of realignment, so they can accept their love for...
She describes college students who separate antisemitism from antizionism as “irrational” and confused, and in need of realignment, so they can accept their love for...
November 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I skimmed through Hurwitz’s latest book when it was published because I’d never heard of her and was curious about where she came down on Zionism, and not only is she a Zionist, she’s a Zionist who can’t fucking write
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I paused, out of breath. The Void had taken all my frustrated screaming and absorbed it.
"I'm sorry," I whispered. "You must have heard all this before, countless times."
'only you,' said the Void, 'scream your frustration like you do'
I took a deep breath to resume, then smiled.
"Thanks."
"I'm sorry," I whispered. "You must have heard all this before, countless times."
'only you,' said the Void, 'scream your frustration like you do'
I took a deep breath to resume, then smiled.
"Thanks."
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I paused, out of breath. The Void had taken all my frustrated screaming and absorbed it.
"I'm sorry," I whispered. "You must have heard all this before, countless times."
'only you,' said the Void, 'scream your frustration like you do'
I took a deep breath to resume, then smiled.
"Thanks."
"I'm sorry," I whispered. "You must have heard all this before, countless times."
'only you,' said the Void, 'scream your frustration like you do'
I took a deep breath to resume, then smiled.
"Thanks."