Eve, The Hemorrhoid Hunter™️
@damnek.blacksky.app
I’m that nigga and I’m that bitch. ✨
30🤓 Geigh🏳️🌈 and out the way☺️
IG: evvie_thegreat
***if you’re white I am not following you back***
#RavensFlock Baltimore
30🤓 Geigh🏳️🌈 and out the way☺️
IG: evvie_thegreat
***if you’re white I am not following you back***
#RavensFlock Baltimore
Pinned
Happy turkey day my niggas
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Happy turkey day my niggas
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Just wanna be at the function with the loml, two stepping and singing to each other, honestly.
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Just wanna be at the function with the loml, two stepping and singing to each other, honestly.
I’m up, it’s cold and windy and I want to go back inside and sleep
November 27, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I’m up, it’s cold and windy and I want to go back inside and sleep
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Four Christmas movies to know me by:
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Four Christmas movies to know me by:
I need to figure out what bar ima be at tomorrow night
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I need to figure out what bar ima be at tomorrow night
Also
THE TURKEY HAS TO BE FULLY THAWED
THE TURKEY HAS TO BE FULLY THAWED
Hey so if yall gonn deep fry a turkey, for the love of God please read the instructions, do it outside, and have a fire extinguisher within arms reach just in case
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Also
THE TURKEY HAS TO BE FULLY THAWED
THE TURKEY HAS TO BE FULLY THAWED
Marigolds
Blind research
What’s your favorite flower?
What’s your favorite flower?
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Marigolds
Every time
That's why the mascs be running circles around niggas. I love it here!
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Every time
If you don’t send money, that’s fine. Find a woman that don’t care about it. As for me and mine??? Ima send them funds, I deal with women that accept money and I am the type of person that if I’m tryna see wassup witchu, ima make sure you good and take something off your plate…
JUST ME THOUGH
JUST ME THOUGH
kermit the frog is drinking a cup of tea from a bag .
Alt: kermit the frog is drinking a cup of tea from a bag .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
If you don’t send money, that’s fine. Find a woman that don’t care about it. As for me and mine??? Ima send them funds, I deal with women that accept money and I am the type of person that if I’m tryna see wassup witchu, ima make sure you good and take something off your plate…
JUST ME THOUGH
JUST ME THOUGH
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Deliver Us from Eva
Speaking of Black movies.
What is your favorite Black rom-com / Romance movie?
(ALL THE LOVE & BASKETBALL FOLKS SIT THIS ONE OUT ❤️)
What is your favorite Black rom-com / Romance movie?
(ALL THE LOVE & BASKETBALL FOLKS SIT THIS ONE OUT ❤️)
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Deliver Us from Eva
Depending on what it is, I *might* be a safe space
Hey, this is a safe space if you haven’t seen certain black media. I’m not judging nor am I gonna make fun of you because it’s some I haven’t seen either. Let’s watch em together hell!
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Depending on what it is, I *might* be a safe space
Hey so if yall gonn deep fry a turkey, for the love of God please read the instructions, do it outside, and have a fire extinguisher within arms reach just in case
November 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Hey so if yall gonn deep fry a turkey, for the love of God please read the instructions, do it outside, and have a fire extinguisher within arms reach just in case
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Its Definitely one of them days where wish i was waking up next to my future wife
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Its Definitely one of them days where wish i was waking up next to my future wife
That hemorrhoid popped in her mouth like a gusher
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
That hemorrhoid popped in her mouth like a gusher
Grabbing it with your teeth is D I A B O L I C A L
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Grabbing it with your teeth is D I A B O L I C A L
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Smh
By the way these brands are owned by Campbell’s
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Smh
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Why do chicken coops have two doors?
Because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans
Because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Why do chicken coops have two doors?
Because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans
Because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans
All I see is dingleberries, hemorrhoids and eating nigga ass
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
All I see is dingleberries, hemorrhoids and eating nigga ass
White people stink my gawd
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
White people stink my gawd
Good morning niggas
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Good morning niggas
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NO BUYING SHIT UNTIL DEC 2ND
NO BUYING SHIT UNTIL DEC 2ND
NO BUYING SHIT UNTIL DEC 2ND
NO BUYING SHIT UNTIL DEC 2ND
NO BUYING SHIT UNTIL DEC 2ND
NO BUYING SHIT UNTIL DEC 2ND
NO BUYING SHIT UNTIL DEC 2ND
NO BUYING SHIT UNTIL DEC 2ND
NO BUYING SHIT UNTIL DEC 2ND
NO BUYING SHIT UNTIL DEC 2ND
NO BUYING SHIT UNTIL DEC 2ND
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 AM
NO BUYING SHIT UNTIL DEC 2ND
NO BUYING SHIT UNTIL DEC 2ND
NO BUYING SHIT UNTIL DEC 2ND
NO BUYING SHIT UNTIL DEC 2ND
NO BUYING SHIT UNTIL DEC 2ND
NO BUYING SHIT UNTIL DEC 2ND
NO BUYING SHIT UNTIL DEC 2ND
NO BUYING SHIT UNTIL DEC 2ND
NO BUYING SHIT UNTIL DEC 2ND
NO BUYING SHIT UNTIL DEC 2ND
NO BUYING SHIT UNTIL DEC 2ND
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Damn heathens 🙂↔️
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Damn heathens 🙂↔️
The greatest contribution of all…me.
What’s gonna be yall contribution to Thanksgiving this year though
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The greatest contribution of all…me.