Fulkery
@fulkery.bsky.social
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Living next to the USA right now feels like being trapped in a car with a drunk driver who is chain smoking stale cigarettes and careening down an icy mountain road in the dark and rain
November 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Living next to the USA right now feels like being trapped in a car with a drunk driver who is chain smoking stale cigarettes and careening down an icy mountain road in the dark and rain
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Happy birthday Marie Curie, you would have loved PPE
November 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Happy birthday Marie Curie, you would have loved PPE
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It would be fascinating to read about the 2020s from the comfort of the future where we all somehow have secure housing and healthcare and a UBI and we've fixed the climate. Watching it in real time is too arghhhhhh
a close up of a young man 's face looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .
ALT: a close up of a young man 's face looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
It would be fascinating to read about the 2020s from the comfort of the future where we all somehow have secure housing and healthcare and a UBI and we've fixed the climate. Watching it in real time is too arghhhhhh
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You can't make me happy. You're a human being, not an art nouveau train station
November 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
You can't make me happy. You're a human being, not an art nouveau train station
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I used to have atrocious judgement when it came to men. For example, I used to think Jake Tapper was a credible journalist
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I used to have atrocious judgement when it came to men. For example, I used to think Jake Tapper was a credible journalist
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I was helping my son with his english homework and I told him that a smidgen was a small pigeon so now I have another meeting with his teacher.
November 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I was helping my son with his english homework and I told him that a smidgen was a small pigeon so now I have another meeting with his teacher.
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Chaos is my favourite word that's spelled like it means it.
November 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Chaos is my favourite word that's spelled like it means it.
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GIRLFRIEND: I'm sorry but I need to break up with you.
ME: Is it because I do a pterodactyl screech every time I see a baby?
HER: Yes. Yes it is.
ME: Is it because I do a pterodactyl screech every time I see a baby?
HER: Yes. Yes it is.
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
GIRLFRIEND: I'm sorry but I need to break up with you.
ME: Is it because I do a pterodactyl screech every time I see a baby?
HER: Yes. Yes it is.
ME: Is it because I do a pterodactyl screech every time I see a baby?
HER: Yes. Yes it is.
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One time I called whale sounds 'Depth Metal' and now I'm banned from every meditation group in my town.
November 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
One time I called whale sounds 'Depth Metal' and now I'm banned from every meditation group in my town.
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When CPAs break the law are they sent to accounty jail
November 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
When CPAs break the law are they sent to accounty jail
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[inventor of the bungee jump] no, you go first.
November 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
[inventor of the bungee jump] no, you go first.
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ME: Whatcha doin?
WIFE: Watchin Dune.
ME: I asked you first, Sharon.
WIFE: Watchin Dune.
ME: I asked you first, Sharon.
November 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
ME: Whatcha doin?
WIFE: Watchin Dune.
ME: I asked you first, Sharon.
WIFE: Watchin Dune.
ME: I asked you first, Sharon.
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The ability to distinguish between an AI picture and a real one is called art official intelligence...and send
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 AM
The ability to distinguish between an AI picture and a real one is called art official intelligence...and send
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Saying "just methin around" when someone catches me doing something silly. I can't stop
November 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Saying "just methin around" when someone catches me doing something silly. I can't stop
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Eating 2 gummy bears stuck to each other in the 69 position are always extra juicy
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Eating 2 gummy bears stuck to each other in the 69 position are always extra juicy
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Hamburger help me hide this body
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Hamburger help me hide this body
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Goon a movie
Goon with the wind
Goon with the wind
Goon a movie:
The goonies
The goonies
Goon a movie:
The Goon, the Bad and the Ugly
The Goon, the Bad and the Ugly
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Goon a movie
Goon with the wind
Goon with the wind
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Well there were some flakes of snow so I made chicken noodle soup and hot chocolate. No accumulation, may have overreacted.
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Well there were some flakes of snow so I made chicken noodle soup and hot chocolate. No accumulation, may have overreacted.
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I have found my spirit animal. Behold the sarcastic fringehead (when chilling in pic one, when you ruin the vibe in pic two)
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I have found my spirit animal. Behold the sarcastic fringehead (when chilling in pic one, when you ruin the vibe in pic two)
Be the King’s sweet Hawaiian roll between my lips
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Be the King’s sweet Hawaiian roll between my lips
Hahahahahaha
Hahaha
Ha haha
Ha
(so alone)
Hahaha
Ha haha
Ha
(so alone)
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Hahahahahaha
Hahaha
Ha haha
Ha
(so alone)
Hahaha
Ha haha
Ha
(so alone)
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First of all, my Aqua Groove Aerobics instructor is MEAN.
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
First of all, my Aqua Groove Aerobics instructor is MEAN.
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Are these two ice packs on my ass or is my butt just numb to see you?
November 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Are these two ice packs on my ass or is my butt just numb to see you?
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Would it hurt your feelings if I put you on a list called people I want to follow when we can mute reskeets? Because, dang. Dang.
November 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Would it hurt your feelings if I put you on a list called people I want to follow when we can mute reskeets? Because, dang. Dang.