Miss Riss
@missriss.bsky.social
I will always cherish the original misconception I had of you.
I once knew a sensual hog named Alf.
Feed of just me ⬇️
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I once knew a sensual hog named Alf.
Feed of just me ⬇️
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Miss Riss
@missriss.bsky.social
· Oct 22
I apologize for not solving all the world's issues and everyone's individual problems within the scope of a single character limited post on a micro-blogging app today, but I promise to give it a go tomorrow. Definitely. Maybe.
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nope not gonna go in circles about this sci fi fantasy goofball shit. ai does not think and it cannot think. it is not DESIGNED in a way that PERMITS thought or personality or consciousness. it IS designed to MIMIC those things. you can stay in fantasy land if you want but i'm not coming
What is experience
December 7, 2025 at 7:58 AM
nope not gonna go in circles about this sci fi fantasy goofball shit. ai does not think and it cannot think. it is not DESIGNED in a way that PERMITS thought or personality or consciousness. it IS designed to MIMIC those things. you can stay in fantasy land if you want but i'm not coming
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The 3 Stooges were from a litter of stooges. That's why they always had a spare stooge when Moe killed one of them with a hammer*
*ᶜˡᵗᵃᵗˡᵒⁿ ⁿᵉᵉᵈᵉᵈ
*ᶜˡᵗᵃᵗˡᵒⁿ ⁿᵉᵉᵈᵉᵈ
December 7, 2025 at 7:29 AM
The 3 Stooges were from a litter of stooges. That's why they always had a spare stooge when Moe killed one of them with a hammer*
*ᶜˡᵗᵃᵗˡᵒⁿ ⁿᵉᵉᵈᵉᵈ
*ᶜˡᵗᵃᵗˡᵒⁿ ⁿᵉᵉᵈᵉᵈ
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But how do you tell an alligator you want to see them right away
December 7, 2025 at 7:13 AM
But how do you tell an alligator you want to see them right away
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People online will be like "do you even know who I AM in the Ducktales fanfic community??"
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 AM
People online will be like "do you even know who I AM in the Ducktales fanfic community??"
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Me remembering I bought ice cream
Tik Tok has broken me
oooooo oooo baby turn the lights off
Tik Tok has broken me
oooooo oooo baby turn the lights off
a man with his eyes closed is standing in a dark room
Alt: a man ( Jon Hamm, is in a club dancing with his eyes closed looking like he’s in ecstasy his eyes are closed
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Me remembering I bought ice cream
Tik Tok has broken me
oooooo oooo baby turn the lights off
Tik Tok has broken me
oooooo oooo baby turn the lights off
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If the politics of liberals are nothing more than "Deals with the guy who won't be running in 2028 effectively" it's lose, lose, lose
He deals with Trump effectively. That’s all that matters. The saints are all in heaven
December 7, 2025 at 5:12 AM
If the politics of liberals are nothing more than "Deals with the guy who won't be running in 2028 effectively" it's lose, lose, lose
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I hope someone tells Matthew Lillard that all of the 38-year-olds on the website for 38-year-olds has his back.
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I hope someone tells Matthew Lillard that all of the 38-year-olds on the website for 38-year-olds has his back.
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Congress was always disturbingly dysfunctional but it was far more tolerable when they weren’t letting the guy who almost murdered them be president.
December 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Congress was always disturbingly dysfunctional but it was far more tolerable when they weren’t letting the guy who almost murdered them be president.
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LOTR 2: Oh lord, there goes those rings again
December 7, 2025 at 4:36 AM
LOTR 2: Oh lord, there goes those rings again
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Smoking weed is a gateway drug to looking at your dog and being astonished that an animal lives in your house
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Smoking weed is a gateway drug to looking at your dog and being astonished that an animal lives in your house
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the crossbow has to be one of the most “hey give me a second here” weapons of all time
December 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
the crossbow has to be one of the most “hey give me a second here” weapons of all time
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people just don’t lambada anymore and it is a shame
December 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
people just don’t lambada anymore and it is a shame
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Just between us? It’s possible to have a lot of objectively good things happening around you and still feel a little lost and lonely and afraid.
You know. In case anyone wondered.
You know. In case anyone wondered.
December 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Just between us? It’s possible to have a lot of objectively good things happening around you and still feel a little lost and lonely and afraid.
You know. In case anyone wondered.
You know. In case anyone wondered.
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This crowd will lecture you as if theyre the Only Adult In The Room and then spend a full year blaming a few people in one city for Harris' dumbass campaign losing every single swing state.
Fuck these dumb shits. Let them get deported. We told you what would happen. Instead of trying to make changes in Dem party, you chose to fuck yourselves. 🖕🏼
December 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
This crowd will lecture you as if theyre the Only Adult In The Room and then spend a full year blaming a few people in one city for Harris' dumbass campaign losing every single swing state.
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The boards also distort politics on "safety" issues. It's rare to see people under 40 at most meetings.
This is 100% true. If you live in NYC, you should join your local community board — right now they’re much richer, older, whiter, more conservative, and more likely to be drivers+homeowners than the communities they represent.
That distorts our politics on every issue, especially housing.
That distorts our politics on every issue, especially housing.
I really can't emphasize enough that if you care about local politics, all you gotta do is show up. Just a regular schmegular person showing up. Literally just show up consistently in person and within a remarkably short amount of time, you will have a shocking amount of influence.
December 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The boards also distort politics on "safety" issues. It's rare to see people under 40 at most meetings.
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Please note that any "centrist" pundit who blithely discusses the "merits" of arguments for eliminating birthright citizenship is either a fascist enabling fascism or a clueless clown enabling fascism.
December 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Please note that any "centrist" pundit who blithely discusses the "merits" of arguments for eliminating birthright citizenship is either a fascist enabling fascism or a clueless clown enabling fascism.
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Counter stools thrown at patrons
Time to eat some eggy bacon
A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight
Walking to a winter waffle house
Time to eat some eggy bacon
A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight
Walking to a winter waffle house
December 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Counter stools thrown at patrons
Time to eat some eggy bacon
A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight
Walking to a winter waffle house
Time to eat some eggy bacon
A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight
Walking to a winter waffle house
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☃️🎄All I want for Christmas is you—niversal healthcare❤️🩹
December 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
☃️🎄All I want for Christmas is you—niversal healthcare❤️🩹
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My politics, in short: if someone writes a really great song they should be able to live comfortably for the rest of their lives on that alone
December 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
My politics, in short: if someone writes a really great song they should be able to live comfortably for the rest of their lives on that alone
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Utah lawmakers are planning to convene in an unexpected special session this Tuesday. Why? To move the filing deadline for congressional candidates, to give the GOP more time to appeal the ruling that created a Dem seat.
www.abc4.com/news/politic...
www.abc4.com/news/politic...
December 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Utah lawmakers are planning to convene in an unexpected special session this Tuesday. Why? To move the filing deadline for congressional candidates, to give the GOP more time to appeal the ruling that created a Dem seat.
www.abc4.com/news/politic...
www.abc4.com/news/politic...
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without birthright citizenship in the united states, you don't have a democracy and you don't have rule of law.
revoking birthright citizenship gives fascists free rein to purge the country of literally anyone they don't like. it opens the door to atrocities and mass murder. i am not exaggerating.
revoking birthright citizenship gives fascists free rein to purge the country of literally anyone they don't like. it opens the door to atrocities and mass murder. i am not exaggerating.
December 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
without birthright citizenship in the united states, you don't have a democracy and you don't have rule of law.
revoking birthright citizenship gives fascists free rein to purge the country of literally anyone they don't like. it opens the door to atrocities and mass murder. i am not exaggerating.
revoking birthright citizenship gives fascists free rein to purge the country of literally anyone they don't like. it opens the door to atrocities and mass murder. i am not exaggerating.
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Birthright citizenship is like one of the only unequivocally modern elements of the American constitutional order and should be protected at, literally, all costs.
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Birthright citizenship is like one of the only unequivocally modern elements of the American constitutional order and should be protected at, literally, all costs.
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We need to verb more nouns. Like “Sorry I can’t go to your party I’m baked beansing that night.” Or “I totally cunted my way through that job interview.”
December 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
We need to verb more nouns. Like “Sorry I can’t go to your party I’m baked beansing that night.” Or “I totally cunted my way through that job interview.”
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Seeing Weird Al do Killing in the Name was great but I’m gonna need to hear Zack de la Rocha’s take on Eat It to see who is better
December 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Seeing Weird Al do Killing in the Name was great but I’m gonna need to hear Zack de la Rocha’s take on Eat It to see who is better