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Miss Riss
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I will always cherish the original misconception I had of you.

I once knew a sensual hog named Alf.

Feed of just me ⬇️

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I apologize for not solving all the world's issues and everyone's individual problems within the scope of a single character limited post on a micro-blogging app today, but I promise to give it a go tomorrow. Definitely. Maybe.
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Finally, serious journalism that I can back and we can all get behind
December 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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december is great because time stops existing and many households, including mine, become solely cheese oriented
December 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Man you are the Governor of Colorado you do not under any circumstances have to hand it to them, especially when the right wing intellectuals you're handing it to are Epstein defenders and phrenologists
December 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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I've come around to the thinking that while moral persuasion can have an effect, what they really worry about is having their aristocratic privileges disrupted in some way.
December 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
*Just* since 2020, the number of additional voter suppression and disenfranchisement laws, changes in election processes, insanely gerrymandered maps and more the GOP has wrought take this dangerously idiotic "strategy" straight into "enthusiastic accomplice* territory, add where we are with ICE...
Schumer and Jeffries doing their calculus that 3 more years of trump will drop him further in the polls, sealing their electoral victory 🙄 I hate them so much
December 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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It is genuinely insane how the opposition party does not want Trump to be removed from office.
December 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Not only is this a dumb electoral strategy, it is also dumb on its face.

What are they stupid? They know Trump tried to murder them right?
Schumer and Jeffries doing their calculus that 3 more years of trump will drop him further in the polls, sealing their electoral victory 🙄 I hate them so much
December 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Sunlight isn't a disinfectant to weeds, it's what helps them grow
December 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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with the olympics coming up i can’t help but wonder which athlete will destroy a piece of equipment with his huge hog this time
December 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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There was revolution in the air in New Orleans when the Border Patrol invaded their city - as brave citizens blew whistles, chased convoys, and confronted masked agents of a tyrannical government

From Minneapolis to Manhattan, an uprising has begun. A special report www.inquirer.com/opinion/immi...
In New Orleans and across U.S., anger over ICE raids sparks a 2nd American Revolution | Will Bunch
Everyday folks are rising up to resist immigration raids with whistles, car chases, and noisy protests. Revolution is in the air.
www.inquirer.com
December 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Do you think every organization is going to give him a Peace Prize? Like Arby’s?
December 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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oh dear the seven thousand pound all wheel drive size of a train car Escalade suv in front of me is having a hard time going thirteen mph on the lightly snow dusted streets i hope everything is ok
December 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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I bet those masks come back out when a grip of us lose health insurance next month. I might be the only one wearing one now, but just wait.
it's still always just so strange and odd to see people discuss covid like it was a shared memory from 20 years ago, and not a very recent, still-ongoing pandemic that many people are still trying to fight daily. it's just such a bizarre cultural framing. idk why i'm still surprised but i always am.
December 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Watching this movie on Pluto and holy shit this ad keeps coming up during every break and it is so upsetting. Promising $1200 “allowance” cards for groceries. AI voices and faces. Total scam. I can only hope people on Medicare don’t fall for this shit. www.reddit.com/r/foodstamps...
December 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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“Betting industry consultant and proprietary trader” goddamn that’s cursed
December 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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they begged me to be the queen of venus but i said no bsky needs me to stay here and post
December 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Surrounded by so many lights I may be photosynthesising.
December 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Grant me the serenity to continue my unacceptable behavior.
December 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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based on the flashing lights and alarms, I'm pretty sure I was able to FINALLY get a philly street parking spot because the car that left was a getaway car
December 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Don't say you didn't have plenty of warning

bsky.app/profile/kenk...
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs hints at military combat deployment "in our own neighborhood."

GEN. DAN CAINE: " We haven't had a lot of American combat power in our own neighborhood; I suspect that's probably gonna change. We'll see what we're ordered to do."
December 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Two weeks ago I said that there were likely millions of uninstalled Blackwell GPUs sitting in warehouses as there is neither the data center capacity nor the power to turn them on. Michael Burry is looking into it and it looks like he’s got evidence I’m right.

www.wheresyoured.at/the-haters-g...
December 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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If you really listen to the 1980s era Juicy Fruit jingle it’s actually about good pussy.
December 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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What if I told you: nap.
December 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM