Miss Riss
@missriss.bsky.social
I will always cherish the original misconception I had of you.
I once knew a sensual hog named Alf.
Feed of just me ⬇️
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I once knew a sensual hog named Alf.
Feed of just me ⬇️
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Miss Riss
@missriss.bsky.social
· Oct 22
I apologize for not solving all the world's issues and everyone's individual problems within the scope of a single character limited post on a micro-blogging app today, but I promise to give it a go tomorrow. Definitely. Maybe.
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Cartesian dualism is the final boss of bourgeois liberalism
December 9, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Cartesian dualism is the final boss of bourgeois liberalism
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Shit is very serious and difficult which is why it's extremely important for things to be cute and fun and funny and pleasurable whenever possible. Shit is way too serious for seriousness to be the main affect you strive for. Make it cunty or goofy or joyous or raucous whenever u can
December 9, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Shit is very serious and difficult which is why it's extremely important for things to be cute and fun and funny and pleasurable whenever possible. Shit is way too serious for seriousness to be the main affect you strive for. Make it cunty or goofy or joyous or raucous whenever u can
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Is my company's new bus depot haunted? Details at 11.
December 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Is my company's new bus depot haunted? Details at 11.
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This is what is wild. In the first impeachment trial for Trump, one of his defense lawyers was literally Epstein's lawyer.
Then in the second trial, the prosecution had an Epstein associate.
Then in the second trial, the prosecution had an Epstein associate.
December 9, 2025 at 8:16 AM
This is what is wild. In the first impeachment trial for Trump, one of his defense lawyers was literally Epstein's lawyer.
Then in the second trial, the prosecution had an Epstein associate.
Then in the second trial, the prosecution had an Epstein associate.
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College teachers and staff everywhere, take note
ICE raided Augsburg University in Minnesota and allegedly pointed guns at students.
They didn’t have a warrant to be on private property, and students are shaken and left feeling unsafe.
At least one was detained.
They’re not going after criminals.
They’re grabbing anyone they can.
They didn’t have a warrant to be on private property, and students are shaken and left feeling unsafe.
At least one was detained.
They’re not going after criminals.
They’re grabbing anyone they can.
December 9, 2025 at 8:50 AM
College teachers and staff everywhere, take note
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All this in the second largest city in the country, a blue city in a blue state, and if you raise the issue people will act as if you’re producing a libelous slander of law enforcement.
Max Huntsman, the inspector general tasked with holding the LA Sheriff’s Department to account, is retiring… and going out with a bang in this letter 🔥
December 9, 2025 at 6:48 AM
All this in the second largest city in the country, a blue city in a blue state, and if you raise the issue people will act as if you’re producing a libelous slander of law enforcement.
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With love, y'all don't actually all have to narrate your own respective hate reads of the Nuzzi book.
December 9, 2025 at 6:44 AM
With love, y'all don't actually all have to narrate your own respective hate reads of the Nuzzi book.
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do you think that there's a single team assigned to keep Trump away from truly dangerous things like the nuclear football and Isaac Chotiner or does each require its own task force
December 9, 2025 at 6:23 AM
do you think that there's a single team assigned to keep Trump away from truly dangerous things like the nuclear football and Isaac Chotiner or does each require its own task force
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I do not eat crab because one day all will be crab. Crab is the final destination for us all. We mustn't eat what we will become, which is crab. Crab is all.
December 9, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I do not eat crab because one day all will be crab. Crab is the final destination for us all. We mustn't eat what we will become, which is crab. Crab is all.
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Sometimes I want to quote a post with another quote post it's bullshit we can't do that, we are adults we should be able to do that if we want to
December 9, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Sometimes I want to quote a post with another quote post it's bullshit we can't do that, we are adults we should be able to do that if we want to
You know damn well this site cannot be trusted with quoteceptions
Sometimes I want to quote a post with another quote post it's bullshit we can't do that, we are adults we should be able to do that if we want to
December 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
You know damn well this site cannot be trusted with quoteceptions
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Why are our ungrateful readers so dense that they can’t see that the transphobia and fascist sanewashing and whitewashing genocide is for their own good?
“My biggest fault? I’d say it’s that I work too hard and care too much” ass lede
December 9, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Why are our ungrateful readers so dense that they can’t see that the transphobia and fascist sanewashing and whitewashing genocide is for their own good?
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they are hard at work inventing a new type of condom that is shaped like a pyramid
December 9, 2025 at 5:58 AM
they are hard at work inventing a new type of condom that is shaped like a pyramid
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every whiskey stone a dad gets as a gift is another brick for the wall he has built around his stoic heart
December 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
every whiskey stone a dad gets as a gift is another brick for the wall he has built around his stoic heart
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SECOND RESPONDER: what happened
December 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
SECOND RESPONDER: what happened
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The storm drain on the corner has already given up and we're barely a few hours into our Official Soaking
December 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
The storm drain on the corner has already given up and we're barely a few hours into our Official Soaking
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Co-sign with every fiber of my being. Thanks for doing great work, @alexis4seattle.bsky.social ❤️
An amendment on deck to Seattle's 2026 legislative agenda from Alexis Mercedes Rinck would prioritize the issue of condominium reform and updated elevator standards when it comes to potential housing reforms.
December 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Co-sign with every fiber of my being. Thanks for doing great work, @alexis4seattle.bsky.social ❤️
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Also, sup, California
Heating fuels in the USA. Bizarrely, liberal states in the NE USA prefer the most polluting choice, fuel oil, which also emits the most carbon dioxide.
December 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Also, sup, California
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Important news in this piece:
—Missouri organizers say they’ve collected over 300,000 signatures to block the GOP gerrymander. (They have until Thursday to submit roughly 110,000 valid ones.)
—Federal judge rejects GOP lawsuit to toss the petition. missouriindependent.com/2025/12/08/f...
—Missouri organizers say they’ve collected over 300,000 signatures to block the GOP gerrymander. (They have until Thursday to submit roughly 110,000 valid ones.)
—Federal judge rejects GOP lawsuit to toss the petition. missouriindependent.com/2025/12/08/f...
Federal judge rejects Missouri AG’s push to block referendum on gerrymandered map • Missouri Independent
A federal judge Monday refused to back Missouri’s Republican leaders efforts to block a statewide vote on a gerrymandered congressional map.
missouriindependent.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Important news in this piece:
—Missouri organizers say they’ve collected over 300,000 signatures to block the GOP gerrymander. (They have until Thursday to submit roughly 110,000 valid ones.)
—Federal judge rejects GOP lawsuit to toss the petition. missouriindependent.com/2025/12/08/f...
—Missouri organizers say they’ve collected over 300,000 signatures to block the GOP gerrymander. (They have until Thursday to submit roughly 110,000 valid ones.)
—Federal judge rejects GOP lawsuit to toss the petition. missouriindependent.com/2025/12/08/f...
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WD-40 but it’s my bra size
December 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
WD-40 but it’s my bra size
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The way cishet men conflate bisexuality with polyamory makes me want to hit them upside the head with a dictionary
It’s also men believing that they’re entitled to a threesome just cuz you’re a bi woman
Misogyny is believing that there’s all these Bi women running around but there’s not as many Bi men 🤨
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The way cishet men conflate bisexuality with polyamory makes me want to hit them upside the head with a dictionary
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inside calculators are thousands of tiny horses just a-clippety cloppin
December 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
inside calculators are thousands of tiny horses just a-clippety cloppin
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#ICYMI: ProPublica obtained records from the Department of Agriculture that detailed the millions of pounds of food, down to the number of eggs, that never reached food banks because of the Trump administration’s cuts to an aid program.
(Published Oct. 2025)
(Published Oct. 2025)
Trump Canceled 94 Million Pounds of Food Aid. Here’s What Never Arrived.
ProPublica obtained records from the Department of Agriculture that detail the millions of pounds of food, down to the number of eggs, that never reached food banks because of the administration’s cut...
projects.propublica.org
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
#ICYMI: ProPublica obtained records from the Department of Agriculture that detailed the millions of pounds of food, down to the number of eggs, that never reached food banks because of the Trump administration’s cuts to an aid program.
(Published Oct. 2025)
(Published Oct. 2025)