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Strange Days at Blake Hol(e)sey High 👻 🍑 @reactionordinary.bsky.social · 2h

2FA makes me want to scream. I hate it so fucking much.

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Strange Days at Blake Hol(e)sey High 👻 🍑 @reactionordinary.bsky.social · May 30

The Pointer Sisters - Automatic

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Automatic

YouTube video by The Pointer Sisters - Topic

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(V)i_i(v) @rabbitwitch.bsky.social · 5h

I want, just once, these weirdos to actually explain what they think elected politicians are supposed to do. because it seems like they only want them to get elected and nothing else.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 2d

this is your fucking job that you're being paid to do. Imagine asking your plumber to stop your dishwasher from flooding your apartment and he's like "well what exactly do you want me to do?" The specifics are your part dog idk!

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 2d

I don't know, just start trying shit! lock him in the dungeon! the answer can't be "nothing, and also you're not allowed to criticize them"

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 2d

"well what are the Democrats supposed to do" I don't know! They're supposed to know! I'm not the one who sought and obtained a political position that would require me to know what to do when the ruling party attempts to install the President as a dictator!

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Bria "tries to write a book" Horses @thevoidencore.bsky.social · 5d

The "cognitive decline and brain damage from repeat COVID infections" and "easy to use robot that makes slop and melts your critical thinking skills" is a hell of a combo in a post-fact media ecosystem

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Strange Days at Blake Hol(e)sey High 👻 🍑 @reactionordinary.bsky.social · 6h

The Chordettes - Mr. Sandman

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Mister Sandman

YouTube video by Release - Topic

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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 7h

Mash up bands:

Bel Biv DEVO

FreeLinkophant sHELLey B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 13h

Mash up bands:

My Life In the Thrill Bikini Kill Kult

Lexi’s Chainsaw Massacre @surrealhousewife.bsky.social · 15h

Mash up bands:

Sex Kisstols

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antifa’s sleepiest soldier @emilydwarfield.bsky.social · 16h

The only reason this isn’t considered trafficking via fraud is because crime is something poor people do

Fascist Dem Tracker @fascistdemtracker.bsky.social · 18h

Fun fact about the Salvation Army: they use a form of substance use treatment called work therapy. Oh, and by treatment, I mean they have people who have been convicted of drug charges work for their stores & warehouses in exchange for room, board, around a $1 a week, and minimal actual therapy.

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Strange Days at Blake Hol(e)sey High 👻 🍑 @reactionordinary.bsky.social · 15h

I’m seriously googling this shit and only coming up with scenario porn of people getting plowed with yoga pants around their ankles and exercise balls in the background

Like, no, I want to actually be guided through a real workout 😭 Like Wii Fit but I’m holding a different kind of Joy-Con idk

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𝖐𝖔𝖒𝖗𝖆𝖉𝖊 𝖐𝖊𝖑𝖟 #𝟐𝟏𝟓 ☭ @komradekelz.blacksky.app · 16h

#goonerobics #needthat

Strange Days at Blake Hol(e)sey High 👻 🍑 @reactionordinary.bsky.social · 16h

Is masturbation aerobics a thing? Exercise videos you put on in your living room to get a little cardio and get off at the same time?

Goon aerobics for people wanting a longer session?

I feel like this should be a thing.

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Strange Days at Blake Hol(e)sey High 👻 🍑 @reactionordinary.bsky.social · 16h

Jizzercise, if you will

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Strange Days at Blake Hol(e)sey High 👻 🍑 @reactionordinary.bsky.social · 16h

I just feel like I could totally be killing two birds here

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Strange Days at Blake Hol(e)sey High 👻 🍑 @reactionordinary.bsky.social · 16h

Is masturbation aerobics a thing? Exercise videos you put on in your living room to get a little cardio and get off at the same time?

Goon aerobics for people wanting a longer session?

I feel like this should be a thing.

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Strange Days at Blake Hol(e)sey High 👻 🍑 @reactionordinary.bsky.social · 18h

Unsolicited Chick pic

Album cover for Someone’s Ugly Daughter by Chick: a Polaroid of a giant dead cockroach with the band name and album title written in pink lipstick above and below the cockroach, respectively. The stick of lipstick is to the left and there’s a faint lipstick kiss to the right.

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Strange Days at Blake Hol(e)sey High 👻 🍑 @reactionordinary.bsky.social · 19h

Welcome to a day in my life

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Strange Days at Blake Hol(e)sey High 👻 🍑 @reactionordinary.bsky.social · 19h

😬

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Strange Days at Blake Hol(e)sey High 👻 🍑 @reactionordinary.bsky.social · 19h

He sees choosing to procreate that much as a form of overcompensating 🤷🏾‍♂️

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Strange Days at Blake Hol(e)sey High 👻 🍑 @reactionordinary.bsky.social · 19h

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Strange Days at Blake Hol(e)sey High 👻 🍑 @reactionordinary.bsky.social · Jul 23

My husband applies a very liberal reading of the Celluloid Closet to everything we watch…and most people we meet irl.

Meaning, all the men are gay and all the women are lesbian.

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Strange Days at Blake Hol(e)sey High 👻 🍑 @reactionordinary.bsky.social · 19h

Husband, just now: any time a man tells you he has four or more children, know that he’s gay

Me: ???

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Strange Days at Blake Hol(e)sey High 👻 🍑 @reactionordinary.bsky.social · 19h

a man in a striped shirt is yawning in a bathroom .

Alt: Max Greenfield fighting back his gag reflex

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Strange Days at Blake Hol(e)sey High 👻 🍑 @reactionordinary.bsky.social · 19h

Young Ned is cast so perfectly

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Strange Days at Blake Hol(e)sey High 👻 🍑 @reactionordinary.bsky.social · 19h

Men incapable of being normal around women…

It’s always been like this huh

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Strange Days at Blake Hol(e)sey High 👻 🍑 @reactionordinary.bsky.social · 20h

Oh wait this is a good ass plot

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