Nik
@jacaristar.bsky.social
Bio about what I do for a living
🇬🇭 🇳🇬
Toodaloo kangaroo 🦘
Tampa, FL
🇬🇭 🇳🇬
Toodaloo kangaroo 🦘
Tampa, FL
Living my dream
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November 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Living my dream
Starting desperate housewives. I started it when I was a teen and only got a few episodes in but I want something to binge
November 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Starting desperate housewives. I started it when I was a teen and only got a few episodes in but I want something to binge
The gentleman that I normally buy my illegal substances from have been pretty unreliable lately so I’m going to call the police on them
November 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The gentleman that I normally buy my illegal substances from have been pretty unreliable lately so I’m going to call the police on them
All the social security numbers I’ve stolen
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
All the social security numbers I’ve stolen
Why she looking at instructions for bread?
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Why she looking at instructions for bread?
Bake? instructions ?
Has anyone ever baked the Hawaiian rolls per the instructions on the back of the package?
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Bake? instructions ?
Could be the high blood pressure from nightly cow dinners, butter and sitting down. Could be unaddressed trauma
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Could be the high blood pressure from nightly cow dinners, butter and sitting down. Could be unaddressed trauma
I’d feel like they should visit a provider because it’s probably a much simpler safer solution than gas station pills
Quick question for research purposes only. How do you feel if the person you’re about to hook up with needs a lil help? Aka honeypack, blue pill, those really unsafe rhino pills from the gas station. For research.
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I’d feel like they should visit a provider because it’s probably a much simpler safer solution than gas station pills
Yes for the holidays and if they’re feeling sexy they’ll add marshmallows, snickers and whipped cream. (I’m not joking)
Oh yeah
So I learned today that apparently out in the Midwest folks eat strawberry jello with sour cream as a dessert?
So I learned today that apparently out in the Midwest folks eat strawberry jello with sour cream as a dessert?
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Yes for the holidays and if they’re feeling sexy they’ll add marshmallows, snickers and whipped cream. (I’m not joking)
I’m actually going to mute this entirely
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I’m actually going to mute this entirely
On the first date, salivating over nibbling on an ass that’s hemorrhoided up is making me very furious
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
On the first date, salivating over nibbling on an ass that’s hemorrhoided up is making me very furious
Idk where she found bananas with the seeds still in it, to make this monstrosity
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Idk where she found bananas with the seeds still in it, to make this monstrosity
My biggest online pet peeve is when someone sends me a “this you” video and it’s the most absurd thing you’ve ever watched in your life
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
My biggest online pet peeve is when someone sends me a “this you” video and it’s the most absurd thing you’ve ever watched in your life
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“knowing” me on the internet is one thing, but for the most part i do not know yall lol and yall niggas do not know me. lol
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
“knowing” me on the internet is one thing, but for the most part i do not know yall lol and yall niggas do not know me. lol
Same. Don’t ever fix your mouth to call me something derogatory while we are doing something so beautiful.
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Same. Don’t ever fix your mouth to call me something derogatory while we are doing something so beautiful.
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I can’t get into the degradation thing. I need every word out of your mouth to be positive and affirmative as it pertains to me 🧘🏽♀️
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I can’t get into the degradation thing. I need every word out of your mouth to be positive and affirmative as it pertains to me 🧘🏽♀️
Justice for this sexy beast
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Justice for this sexy beast
That was by far the most chaotic job I’d had. Worked there for 3 months and got fired cause I was warning people about enrolling there and saying their degree wouldn’t matter
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
That was by far the most chaotic job I’d had. Worked there for 3 months and got fired cause I was warning people about enrolling there and saying their degree wouldn’t matter
No but everyone else is so same thing
Yall off tomorrow?
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
No but everyone else is so same thing
Ever since I watched my coworker stir the buffalo chicken dip with her finger then suck her finger and go YUM!, I’ve opted out
Y'all truly do HAVE FAITH eating at these people's potlucks over the holiday season! Thoughts and Prayers to you and yours though! 🫡
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Ever since I watched my coworker stir the buffalo chicken dip with her finger then suck her finger and go YUM!, I’ve opted out
I would probably be blocked before I got to my driveway if I tried this
Calling your man a “bitch ass nigga” in bed is hilarious lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I would probably be blocked before I got to my driveway if I tried this
Sinners is just as good of a watch every time.
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Sinners is just as good of a watch every time.
I don’t trust anything I’m seeing on my timeline right now. I feel everything is a hemorrhoid innuendo
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I don’t trust anything I’m seeing on my timeline right now. I feel everything is a hemorrhoid innuendo
Then they start waving it around like they wave a sheet onto the bed
If a man grabbed my stomach I’m pretty sure I’d pass away from embarrassment. It would send me spiraling 😭 Jiggle her thighs? Rub her double chin? Omg. I’ll just stop eating right now
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Then they start waving it around like they wave a sheet onto the bed
“I’m happy I already assumed you couldn’t cook”
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November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
“I’m happy I already assumed you couldn’t cook”