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11:11
November 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Me: look at you when you were a baby!

5 yo: can you stop? You’re creeping me out.
November 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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it's like two british women watched I Love Lucy and went "okay, there's something here. let's remove the husband. let's also remove the plots. now we add 80,000 cigarettes and day drinking at funerals."
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Absolutely Fabulous really is an amazing TV show. watching it feels like an out of body hangover experience. keeping track of what actually happens in an episode other than 'patsy and edina smoke, drink' ranges from difficult to impossible. it kicks ass.
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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& I mean NO business 😖
D’Angelo ain’t got no business being dead.
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
D’Angelo ain’t got no business being dead.
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Just taught one of the 5 yo’s how to play Uno
a man wearing a hat and a coat is making a face .
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November 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
CRACKED
I deserve to be like an egg
November 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Watching my baby cousin play Sonic
a woman is sitting at a desk with her hand on her face
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November 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
My cousin with the white husband stay being pumpkin flavored baked goods.

The whole family every year:
a man in a suit and tie stands in front of tie racks
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November 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
3:33
November 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
You’ve just died. 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.

Figures.
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I’m tipsy and I just bumped the cake plate all up against my mama caramel pound cake before guests are here. About to hide out in my childhood bedroom, ngl
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November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
On hour 12 of working on my day off
a woman is sitting at a table with a tray of food and a cup of drink .
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November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Wine and an Italian beef
What y’all eating for Thanksgiving Eve?
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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God knew not to give me vocal talent 😂
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Lord, I’ve seen what you’ve done for others
November 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Where are my ladies who will also be kicking their feet up with a drink tonight instead of prepping in the kitchen?
a woman in a black tank top is saying `` bay-bayy i love it ! ''
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November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
1:11
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Aight, since I can’t say my real fave (😒), Rye Lane. Love it so much.
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Today is finally the day I block yo ass!
Love Jones and Queen and Slim basically was the same movie
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM