Slim da Skeetheart
@curvegottii.bsky.social
Yap City: Tha Basement🔊
& I mean NO business 😖
D’Angelo ain’t got no business being dead.
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
& I mean NO business 😖
Don’t like Baltimore’s uniforms. These are hideous. Want them to win though.
November 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Don’t like Baltimore’s uniforms. These are hideous. Want them to win though.
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I am thankful that Patrick Mahomes lost today
November 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I am thankful that Patrick Mahomes lost today
Finally timed it just right
November 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Finally timed it just right
I purposely left my house late so I wouldn’t have to wait too long to eat. Nobody in my family ever shows up on time.
How much y’all wanna bet I’m the first person who shows up to my grandmother’s house?
How much y’all wanna bet I’m the first person who shows up to my grandmother’s house?
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I purposely left my house late so I wouldn’t have to wait too long to eat. Nobody in my family ever shows up on time.
How much y’all wanna bet I’m the first person who shows up to my grandmother’s house?
How much y’all wanna bet I’m the first person who shows up to my grandmother’s house?
I was gonna straighten my hair but actually, no.
It’s gonna rain the rest of the week through the weekend. Plus, I wouldn’t be done in time for dinner. Ima chill & slick this shit on back 😌
It’s gonna rain the rest of the week through the weekend. Plus, I wouldn’t be done in time for dinner. Ima chill & slick this shit on back 😌
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I was gonna straighten my hair but actually, no.
It’s gonna rain the rest of the week through the weekend. Plus, I wouldn’t be done in time for dinner. Ima chill & slick this shit on back 😌
It’s gonna rain the rest of the week through the weekend. Plus, I wouldn’t be done in time for dinner. Ima chill & slick this shit on back 😌
Idk why this wine is already hitting like this but lemme sip a lil more.
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Idk why this wine is already hitting like this but lemme sip a lil more.
Layla messy. That’s her only contribution to the show. Like bitch, go head fr.
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Layla messy. That’s her only contribution to the show. Like bitch, go head fr.
The liquor store is JUMPINGGG
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The liquor store is JUMPINGGG
He felt that hemorrhoid burst nie. Ain’t no way he didn’t.
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
He felt that hemorrhoid burst nie. Ain’t no way he didn’t.
You honestly could’ve stopped at butt 👐🏽😂
…EATING MAN BUTT ON THE SECOND DATE?!
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
You honestly could’ve stopped at butt 👐🏽😂
Oh, fuck me 😒 lemme throw out them pretzel crisps 🙄
By the way these brands are owned by Campbell’s
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Oh, fuck me 😒 lemme throw out them pretzel crisps 🙄
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Even if we ignore the hemorrhoid part, what do you mean you bit down cus you thought it was a dingleberry?????
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Even if we ignore the hemorrhoid part, what do you mean you bit down cus you thought it was a dingleberry?????
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Make it 100%, fuck it.
10% off or 20% off is not a deal. At least make it 50 lol
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Make it 100%, fuck it.
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You a grown ass man dating lil girls, you need your ass beat in the backyard before the football game.
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
You a grown ass man dating lil girls, you need your ass beat in the backyard before the football game.
I be agreeing with y’all, without all the extra bullshit, & y’all still—
👐🏽 alright, man lol
👐🏽 alright, man lol
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I be agreeing with y’all, without all the extra bullshit, & y’all still—
👐🏽 alright, man lol
👐🏽 alright, man lol
Some of the responses to this are weird. He’s not her parent & doesn’t control the household she resides in.
HOWEVER, I agree that y’all should put hands on him (& whoever has allowed it to even get to this point) 👐🏽
HOWEVER, I agree that y’all should put hands on him (& whoever has allowed it to even get to this point) 👐🏽
My 16 year old niece is dating a 20 something year old and trying to bring him to my house for Thanksgiving
NO!
So I know she not gonna come which makes me sad AF
And I can't go too hard because you can't tell nobody how to raise they kids
BUT NO!
NO!
So I know she not gonna come which makes me sad AF
And I can't go too hard because you can't tell nobody how to raise they kids
BUT NO!
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Some of the responses to this are weird. He’s not her parent & doesn’t control the household she resides in.
HOWEVER, I agree that y’all should put hands on him (& whoever has allowed it to even get to this point) 👐🏽
HOWEVER, I agree that y’all should put hands on him (& whoever has allowed it to even get to this point) 👐🏽
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Correct.
we were chatting the other day and we decided that barry gordy and quincy jones are the pillars of music of the 20th century.
without them, modern music would not exist today.
without them, modern music would not exist today.
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Correct.
everything is a lot.
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
everything is a lot.
Kandi & Todd getting divorced, chile?!?
I be so lost. Love that for me.
I be so lost. Love that for me.
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Kandi & Todd getting divorced, chile?!?
I be so lost. Love that for me.
I be so lost. Love that for me.
I just got here!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I just got here!!!!
Yes, sister 🤝🏾
And then I can reach around and grab their- nvm.
November 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Yes, sister 🤝🏾
Lemme put this wine down, chile.
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Lemme put this wine down, chile.