Xavier D’Leau
@xavierdleau.com
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world famous podcaster | award winning producer | tedx speaker | part time comedian. email: [email protected] buymeacoffee.com/xavierdleau Los Angeles, California 📍
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you all are crashing out and doing the most.

breathe.

log off and fucking breathe.
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now playing: myself for thinking i'd get a sweet watermelon....in october.
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that aglio olio garlic seasoning from trader joe's is everything.
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i’ve restored peace in our home.

i turned all the alarms off of my fucking washer and dryer.
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naw it talks about the food industry
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what i love about jlo is her sticktuitiveness.

no matter how ungood, she still continues and believes.

and that’s admirable in someways.

yet, she perseveres. you know?
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also

i’m going to be hilaria baldwin for halloween
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did yall see that doc from more perfect union about why all our food is nasty now?
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however

everywhere else done brought back the value meal.

perilous times ahead.
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lol aw
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JLo worked with Steve Mackey for Kiss of the Spider Woman.

Well, ok then.
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a full meal at subway is $20 in los angeles.
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"If you want to talk about legacy, let's talk about the legacy of not voting." 💥
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what’s the best pokémon game for switch?
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😢😢😢😢😢😢
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IT'S OFFICIALLY DIANE KEATON SEASON
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IKTR!
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White lady at work: "…sumn sumn sumn he’s a yn"

Me coming around the corner: "what do you mean by that?"

Her: "I’m sorry"

Now everybody uncomfortable lol. I’ll be that guy every time. Idc.
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also

willa ford is back to music

(?????)
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apparently not! i also was curious as to why it was open so early but
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i love that los angeles stops at like 1994.

i just got me some quiznos!
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which is why i don’t get why you hate pumpkin pie but whatever
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yep.
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"Pumpkin spice" is just cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, and cloves. It exists because it's such a warming and comforting combination that it can make PUMPKIN taste edible. What's not to like? You don't like feeling cozy?