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Xavier D’Leau
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world famous podcaster | award winning producer | tedx speaker | part time comedian. email: [email protected]

buymeacoffee.com/xavierdleau

Los Angeles, California 📍
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you all are crashing out and doing the most.

breathe.

log off and fucking breathe.
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The funniest thing about fights in football is the flag throw 😂
November 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
my girl and klay are in lurrrrrrve ok?
Megan Thee Stallion made Thanksgiving dinner for her man Klay Thompson and his family 🦃🍗🧀🫘🍰
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
today is the day jill scott said that we as slaves were sold at half price.

backed up by toni braxton.
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
i must have a relatively chaste timeline. i rarely see the raging DICKFEST the gays be having on here.
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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My friends have this at the landing of their stairs and it wears me OUT everytime I pass it.
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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*steps to the mic*

Whyte people can’t be trade

*curtains close*
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
@mzgunter.bsky.social Happy Birthday!
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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What’s crazy to me is yall never get on this mf advertising the yt movies you’ve never seen…. WHY IS THAT?!
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
IT’S VINCE GUARALDI SEASON
November 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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A lil CAS & decorating before I head back to Hawkins! www.twitch.tv/silentacoustic
SilentAcoustic - Twitch
Silent HGTV Series: The Girls Apartment !TSR !EA
www.twitch.tv
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
ive seen a lot of the blassics (black classics)

it's these new fangled ones made after 2010...
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
lmao. white men don't wanna work there. if they did, they would.
Missouri's AG Andrew Bailey is suing Starbucks, arguing that its workforce is too "female" and "non-white" and as a result Missouri consumers “pay higher prices and wait longer for goods and services" because its workforce is "less qualified"

This is a brazenly racist and sexist lawsuit.
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
*sigh*
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
happy birthday @theferocity.bsky.social !
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
i had it!
somebody I know had the game. what a time to be ALIVE
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
not wendy and giselle about to be on beyond the gates lol
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
what kind of anti black bot are you?
Greens count! Just not with all their nutrients boiled out & by smothered with oily fat meat! Dark green leafy vegetables, that Black people like (collards, turnip, mustard, kale, cabbage) are some of the most nutrient-dense veggies, certainly healthier than -0- nutrient Iceberg salads Others like.
a person is mixing a salad with tongs in a metal bowl .
Alt: A bowl of dark greens (still brightly-colored but cooked) being mixed with garlic by tongs in a metal bowl.
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
bagels are diabolical but they are so good
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
oh my god 🤣
Speaking of why did this shit have me screaming
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
both.

this year, im doing custard.

(it's easier)
Yall do the fancy ass bechamel when you make mac n cheese?
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
you know how on south park when they have canadians on?

yeah.
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
long term booking!
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
put on a tems song.

then put on a jacquees song.

same person.
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM