BUG-EYED HELLCAT
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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Champion in the epic war against squirrels My Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bvpgyjfye2h6rnpijwggrnsl/feed/aaagze5vs2yjg Pfp: The face of grey bug-eyed cat Background banner: B&W image of a chubby, fluffy cat in repose with bug-eyes
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californiahorst.bsky.social
I’m clean as a whistle. A filthy disgusting whistle
californiahorst.bsky.social
that part in a film where a guy is being chased on foot but then gets in a car and speeds off but the dude chasing him continues to run after him for a brief moment until he accepts the fact that he can’t run faster than a car…that moment of realization, that’s as good as cinema gets
californiahorst.bsky.social
1. That’s not a tree, that’s Wes
2. He’s not even that orange
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thesociophi.bsky.social
Mash up bands:

Phish Styx
bornmiserable.bsky.social
mash up bands:

Bone Thugz N’ Hanson
thesociophi.bsky.social
Mash up bands:

Boyz II Bunnymen
californiahorst.bsky.social
Hot take: Most animals are cute as babies. Except for human babies. Those things are creepy as fuck
californiahorst.bsky.social
follow up: that burrito did not disappoint
californiahorst.bsky.social
gettin high and eating a giant asada and buche burrito because self-care is important in these trying times
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joparkerbear.bsky.social
Got really high and realized this is actually about the Democratic Party
joparkerbear.bsky.social
In every single episode, the Scooby Doo gang discover a human is behind the mystery, not ghosts or mummies or whatever. Yet they begin each new case believing the villain is a supernatural being. Every time. Not once do they say “maybe it’s an old man like last time”
californiahorst.bsky.social
I would’ve said the idea was nonsense but the illustration makes it clear that it is actually pure genius
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funkelly.bsky.social
Her: You better not be cunty western Gary Cooper when I get there

Me:
A black and white very early photo of Gary cooper in western gear, slicked down flapper hair, makeup, and smoking a cigarette
californiahorst.bsky.social
gettin high and eating a giant asada and buche burrito because self-care is important in these trying times
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californiahorst.bsky.social
If my posts make you feel uneasy, it’s probably because I died three years ago
californiahorst.bsky.social
Odd video considering most all the shots are of Long Beach and Garden Grove isn’t even a beach city
californiahorst.bsky.social
Starting a petition the change the San Diego Padres to the Madres because fuck the patriarchy
californiahorst.bsky.social
people love both grammar AND grampar jokes
californiahorst.bsky.social
and also to whoever first jerked a chicken
californiahorst.bsky.social
best not to try for fear of embarrassing the doubters
californiahorst.bsky.social
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
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cheriepriest.com
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
californiahorst.bsky.social
Now you got me thinking about the fish balls I get from the Korean market
californiahorst.bsky.social
Trump: “Me fail math? That’s unpossible”