KRAMPUS’S LITTLE HELPER
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Champion in the epic war against squirrels
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I’m clean as a whistle. A filthy disgusting whistle
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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If you see someone crying, ask them if it’s because of their haircut
December 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM
If you see someone crying, ask them if it’s because of their haircut
[watching a charlie brown christmas]
someone should really contact cps about pigpen
someone should really contact cps about pigpen
December 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
[watching a charlie brown christmas]
someone should really contact cps about pigpen
someone should really contact cps about pigpen
chariot races be like old timey demolition derbies
December 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
chariot races be like old timey demolition derbies
tonight I’m preparing a meal that my dad taught me to make and god dammit I miss him
December 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
tonight I’m preparing a meal that my dad taught me to make and god dammit I miss him
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FREE HIM SO HE CAN FIX IT
December 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
FREE HIM SO HE CAN FIX IT
when I have to enter my credit card number before finding out that shipping costs more than what I want to buy
December 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
when I have to enter my credit card number before finding out that shipping costs more than what I want to buy
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when you’ve been waiting 18 minutes for the shredded cheese for your fajitas
December 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
when you’ve been waiting 18 minutes for the shredded cheese for your fajitas
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the holidays were so much more affordable when Obama was president and christmas was illegal
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
the holidays were so much more affordable when Obama was president and christmas was illegal
Have you visited my Etsy shop yet?
December 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Have you visited my Etsy shop yet?
everyone bought all their solstice gifts yet?
December 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
everyone bought all their solstice gifts yet?
figgy pudding sounds weird
December 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
figgy pudding sounds weird
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He died from an unprofitable disease.
December 14, 2025 at 11:29 AM
He died from an unprofitable disease.
if i was a cat i’d lick ALL the chicken
December 13, 2025 at 6:25 AM
if i was a cat i’d lick ALL the chicken
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Great news! Your order is nearly to the toilet!
December 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Great news! Your order is nearly to the toilet!
i cant believe they allow me to post high
December 13, 2025 at 5:09 AM
i cant believe they allow me to post high
i am typing this skeet slowly because i know you aren’t a fast reader
December 13, 2025 at 5:00 AM
i am typing this skeet slowly because i know you aren’t a fast reader
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There’s gotta be a lumberjack out there who’s like “Fuck flannel gimme a pirate’s blouse.”
December 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
There’s gotta be a lumberjack out there who’s like “Fuck flannel gimme a pirate’s blouse.”
Velveeta may be a real cheese food product but Vevleeta is a “real” cheez füd product. Vevleeta, one step further from reality than Velveeta
December 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Velveeta may be a real cheese food product but Vevleeta is a “real” cheez füd product. Vevleeta, one step further from reality than Velveeta
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I’m pretty certain that when death arrives at my door he’ll look at me and say “holy fuck! what happened to you?”
December 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I’m pretty certain that when death arrives at my door he’ll look at me and say “holy fuck! what happened to you?”
I’m pretty certain that when death arrives at my door he’ll look at me and say “holy fuck! what happened to you?”
December 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I’m pretty certain that when death arrives at my door he’ll look at me and say “holy fuck! what happened to you?”
am I the only one whose notifications are just showing negative numbers?
December 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
am I the only one whose notifications are just showing negative numbers?
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The Flash may be really fast but it still takes him about as much time to wash a load of laundry as everyone else
December 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The Flash may be really fast but it still takes him about as much time to wash a load of laundry as everyone else
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why is my AI dead grandma taking such a hardline stance on Taiwan
December 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
why is my AI dead grandma taking such a hardline stance on Taiwan