Soupcan Steffans
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People like to shit on reply guys, but like, I was raised on MST3K. It's this or mediocre prop comedy
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let’s make kidz bop illegal
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
let’s make kidz bop illegal
A bloodied chicken whispering into Colonel Sander's ear with its dying breath, "Herb this"
November 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
A bloodied chicken whispering into Colonel Sander's ear with its dying breath, "Herb this"
Don Jr. coming out to say Trump can't be a pedophile because he never so much as hugged him
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Don Jr. coming out to say Trump can't be a pedophile because he never so much as hugged him
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And just like that, I was asked not to bring my goatse cheese, cherry pie to Thanksgiving
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
And just like that, I was asked not to bring my goatse cheese, cherry pie to Thanksgiving
Grinding my dog's medicine with a pestle and mortar to mix with peanut butter while I tell her all about the wares and concoctions we offer daring adventurers
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Grinding my dog's medicine with a pestle and mortar to mix with peanut butter while I tell her all about the wares and concoctions we offer daring adventurers
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"Combine the flour, salt, and baking soda"
Okay, how much flour was it
[Scroll up, up, up]
2.5 cups. What was I doing with it?
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Combine. Okay, how much flour was it
[Scroll up, up, up]
2.5 cups. What was I doing with it?
[Scroll down, down, down]
Combine. Okay, how much flo
Okay, how much flour was it
[Scroll up, up, up]
2.5 cups. What was I doing with it?
[Scroll down, down, down]
Combine. Okay, how much flour was it
[Scroll up, up, up]
2.5 cups. What was I doing with it?
[Scroll down, down, down]
Combine. Okay, how much flo
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"Combine the flour, salt, and baking soda"
Okay, how much flour was it
[Scroll up, up, up]
2.5 cups. What was I doing with it?
[Scroll down, down, down]
Combine. Okay, how much flour was it
[Scroll up, up, up]
2.5 cups. What was I doing with it?
[Scroll down, down, down]
Combine. Okay, how much flo
Okay, how much flour was it
[Scroll up, up, up]
2.5 cups. What was I doing with it?
[Scroll down, down, down]
Combine. Okay, how much flour was it
[Scroll up, up, up]
2.5 cups. What was I doing with it?
[Scroll down, down, down]
Combine. Okay, how much flo
One thing hollywood really gets right is how you're not out of danger until you rip open your shirt and reveal the bulletproof vest
November 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
One thing hollywood really gets right is how you're not out of danger until you rip open your shirt and reveal the bulletproof vest
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
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such great savings to be had by applying tax money directly to healthcare has anyone thought of this I am a mega genius
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
such great savings to be had by applying tax money directly to healthcare has anyone thought of this I am a mega genius
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I had an illegal weapon and got blunderbusted by the cops
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I had an illegal weapon and got blunderbusted by the cops
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what the shit is he even talking about?
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
what the shit is he even talking about?
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6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
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A good prank would be to hand someone a can of soda upside-down. When they crack it open, it will spill all over their legs 😂🤣
November 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A good prank would be to hand someone a can of soda upside-down. When they crack it open, it will spill all over their legs 😂🤣
Is This Show Actually Good, Or Does It Just Have Nudity: A Deep Dive Into HBO Max
November 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Is This Show Actually Good, Or Does It Just Have Nudity: A Deep Dive Into HBO Max
I can only wear my gloves part of the year because they're intermittens
November 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I can only wear my gloves part of the year because they're intermittens
Seared scallops and truffle risotto 🤤
November 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Seared scallops and truffle risotto 🤤
Gotta be honest, I hate Mastodon. Can someone get Jay and the mod team to stop being raging assholes so it's worth coming back here
November 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Gotta be honest, I hate Mastodon. Can someone get Jay and the mod team to stop being raging assholes so it's worth coming back here
If you're into that sort of thing
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October 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
If you're into that sort of thing
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"They're politicians, what are they supposed to do? Literally fight in the streets?"
Unashamed to say this made me cry.
Unashamed to say this made me cry.
Karina Villa protecting her constituents by literally running ICE off the streets in West Chicago and yelling to residents to stay inside their homes.
September 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
"They're politicians, what are they supposed to do? Literally fight in the streets?"
Unashamed to say this made me cry.
Unashamed to say this made me cry.
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I guess it was bound to happen 😏
September 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I guess it was bound to happen 😏
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Pilot dies after plane carrying nearly 200kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in remote Brazil
Pilot dies after plane carrying 180kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in Brazil
www.independent.co.uk
September 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Pilot dies after plane carrying nearly 200kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in remote Brazil
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Oh, for fuck’s sweet, USE ALT TEXT — on pics and gifs.
I understand you’re lazy. It’s blatantly obvious.
I’m lazy too. But I still summon up the decency to USE ALT TEXT. (And I often edit the alt text on a gif to make it more descriptive or accurate.)
I understand you’re lazy. It’s blatantly obvious.
I’m lazy too. But I still summon up the decency to USE ALT TEXT. (And I often edit the alt text on a gif to make it more descriptive or accurate.)
September 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Oh, for fuck’s sweet, USE ALT TEXT — on pics and gifs.
I understand you’re lazy. It’s blatantly obvious.
I’m lazy too. But I still summon up the decency to USE ALT TEXT. (And I often edit the alt text on a gif to make it more descriptive or accurate.)
I understand you’re lazy. It’s blatantly obvious.
I’m lazy too. But I still summon up the decency to USE ALT TEXT. (And I often edit the alt text on a gif to make it more descriptive or accurate.)
For lunch I ordered the red herring and boy was that wrong
September 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
For lunch I ordered the red herring and boy was that wrong