KRAMPUS’S LITTLE HELPER
@californiahorst.bsky.social
Champion in the epic war against squirrels
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Pfp: The face of grey bug-eyed cat
Background banner: B&W image of a chubby, fluffy cat in repose with bug-eyes
his head pitches a little when his name gets mentioned like a dog’s when you say treat
December 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
his head pitches a little when his name gets mentioned like a dog’s when you say treat
my neighbor had one and it was pure magic
December 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
my neighbor had one and it was pure magic
…specializing in scented candles for the rest room
December 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
…specializing in scented candles for the rest room
when you’re healthy again you should try breathing air. I can’t recommend it enough
December 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
when you’re healthy again you should try breathing air. I can’t recommend it enough
my braunschweiger has a first name
it’s k - l - a - u - s
it’s k - l - a - u - s
December 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
my braunschweiger has a first name
it’s k - l - a - u - s
it’s k - l - a - u - s
at least he got to see how excited everyone was when we he went dark for a week and we were all speculating
December 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
at least he got to see how excited everyone was when we he went dark for a week and we were all speculating
My oldest brother was still smoking even when he had to carry an oxygen canister with him everywhere he went. His daughter had just started junior high when he died
December 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
My oldest brother was still smoking even when he had to carry an oxygen canister with him everywhere he went. His daughter had just started junior high when he died
I wish you success. Three of my four siblings died because they couldn’t quit and so I’m always especially happy when someone I like is able to give it up
December 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I wish you success. Three of my four siblings died because they couldn’t quit and so I’m always especially happy when someone I like is able to give it up
It’s excellent even if you open it immediately
December 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
It’s excellent even if you open it immediately
can confirm it’s seriously good cheese
December 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
can confirm it’s seriously good cheese
It keeps better in the can and continues to age. You can keep it for years before opening and it only gets better with time
December 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
It keeps better in the can and continues to age. You can keep it for years before opening and it only gets better with time
you could get like 2 starbucks drinks with that kind of money
December 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
you could get like 2 starbucks drinks with that kind of money
tell me who did it and me and my boys will pay them a visit
December 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
tell me who did it and me and my boys will pay them a visit
thank you for noticing
December 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
thank you for noticing