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Cléo! from 5 to 7
not a bot, just a robotic clam
not a bot, just a robotic clam
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better to remain quiet and be thought a fool than open your mouth and let the 36 grapes you stuffed in there come avalanching out all over the interviewers desk
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when it's late at night i drive to the local supermarket and return all the carts and if anyone tries to stop me i bring a hammer
December 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
when it's late at night i drive to the local supermarket and return all the carts and if anyone tries to stop me i bring a hammer
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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this K-pop group. [toothy smile] they are concealing something . [crosses legs] they’re demon hunters.
December 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this K-pop group. [toothy smile] they are concealing something . [crosses legs] they’re demon hunters.
my contract does require several dozen bad oysters for every day of filming
i don't even need special effects, i can oyster power puke ON DEMAND and still hit my mark all day and that guy gets plum roles and i get zip
December 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
my contract does require several dozen bad oysters for every day of filming
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i don't even need special effects, i can oyster power puke ON DEMAND and still hit my mark all day and that guy gets plum roles and i get zip
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
i don't even need special effects, i can oyster power puke ON DEMAND and still hit my mark all day and that guy gets plum roles and i get zip
maybe as the holidays approach and he just gets crueler and shittier and sicker and the economy gets worse, maybe people will start to miss feeling patriotic and proud of their country's values, and also gather with other like-minded people and realize they're all kinda losing faith in him too
December 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
maybe as the holidays approach and he just gets crueler and shittier and sicker and the economy gets worse, maybe people will start to miss feeling patriotic and proud of their country's values, and also gather with other like-minded people and realize they're all kinda losing faith in him too
one skill i have is if i start watching some multiple-episode show and i get bored or change my mind about it or it pulls some shit i can't watch, i drop it like a hot potato and never look back
December 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
one skill i have is if i start watching some multiple-episode show and i get bored or change my mind about it or it pulls some shit i can't watch, i drop it like a hot potato and never look back
check out these rad baby ants
Sick baby ants sacrifice themselves to save their colony www.popsci.com/environment/...
Sick baby ants sacrifice themselves to save their colony
New research shows ill pupae emit a chemical signal before ever leaving their cocoons.
www.popsci.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
check out these rad baby ants
i try to pass the courvoisier but turn and there is no one there. i am alone. i catch a glimpse of my reflection and my face is old, old.
December 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
i try to pass the courvoisier but turn and there is no one there. i am alone. i catch a glimpse of my reflection and my face is old, old.
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Glasses you can use to film without consent should be illegal. If governments cared, we wouldn't have to snatch them off entitled, pervy people's faces and smash them ourselves. Until then
December 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Glasses you can use to film without consent should be illegal. If governments cared, we wouldn't have to snatch them off entitled, pervy people's faces and smash them ourselves. Until then
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how about a preventative brain MRI but it's actually a microwave oven
December 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
how about a preventative brain MRI but it's actually a microwave oven
i don't even need special effects, i can oyster power puke ON DEMAND and still hit my mark all day and that guy gets plum roles and i get zip
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
i don't even need special effects, i can oyster power puke ON DEMAND and still hit my mark all day and that guy gets plum roles and i get zip
"i'm a smart person" is such a Fredo thing to say
December 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
"i'm a smart person" is such a Fredo thing to say
how about a preventative brain MRI but it's actually a microwave oven
December 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
how about a preventative brain MRI but it's actually a microwave oven
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December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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the only "war crime" I've ever committed is caring too much
November 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
the only "war crime" I've ever committed is caring too much
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Mentally rehearsing what I'm going to say to the therapist about how to stop mentally rehearsing everything
December 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Mentally rehearsing what I'm going to say to the therapist about how to stop mentally rehearsing everything
fully embracing the "done is better than perfect" lifestyle
December 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
fully embracing the "done is better than perfect" lifestyle
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Haha, oh sorry, I was on mute. I was saying I worry I’ve permanently worn down all the charming edges of myself that others didn’t like and I’ve become dull like a riverstone—and perhaps the only way to make new edges is to fragment into smaller and smaller pieces until nothing is left.
April 24, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Haha, oh sorry, I was on mute. I was saying I worry I’ve permanently worn down all the charming edges of myself that others didn’t like and I’ve become dull like a riverstone—and perhaps the only way to make new edges is to fragment into smaller and smaller pieces until nothing is left.
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[debate]
walz: so that lays out our plan to lower prices
moderator: thank you. senator vance:
vance: well we have an 88 page plan with 14 primary economic goals...
moderator: wait what?
vance: what
walz: are you fucking kidding me?
vance: i hate women
walz: so that lays out our plan to lower prices
moderator: thank you. senator vance:
vance: well we have an 88 page plan with 14 primary economic goals...
moderator: wait what?
vance: what
walz: are you fucking kidding me?
vance: i hate women
September 30, 2024 at 9:18 PM
[debate]
walz: so that lays out our plan to lower prices
moderator: thank you. senator vance:
vance: well we have an 88 page plan with 14 primary economic goals...
moderator: wait what?
vance: what
walz: are you fucking kidding me?
vance: i hate women
walz: so that lays out our plan to lower prices
moderator: thank you. senator vance:
vance: well we have an 88 page plan with 14 primary economic goals...
moderator: wait what?
vance: what
walz: are you fucking kidding me?
vance: i hate women
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It’s time to bring back shunning
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
It’s time to bring back shunning
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how about strong pelvic floor, no glass ceiling
November 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
how about strong pelvic floor, no glass ceiling
how about strong pelvic floor, no glass ceiling
November 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
how about strong pelvic floor, no glass ceiling
have perhaps accidentally caused the 11yo to believe the TED Radio Hour on NPR is named after someone named Ted Radio
November 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
have perhaps accidentally caused the 11yo to believe the TED Radio Hour on NPR is named after someone named Ted Radio
BREAKING: i sprang for the artisanal energy bar at the indoor soccer center and actually it was pretty good
November 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
BREAKING: i sprang for the artisanal energy bar at the indoor soccer center and actually it was pretty good