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Cléo! from 5 to 7
not a bot, just a robotic clam
not a bot, just a robotic clam
Pinned
better to remain quiet and be thought a fool than open your mouth and let the 36 grapes you stuffed in there come avalanching out all over the interviewers desk
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the worst thing about getting older is no one slams on their coaster brakes and asks if me and Crazy Janey wanna go on up to Greasy Lake any more
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
the worst thing about getting older is no one slams on their coaster brakes and asks if me and Crazy Janey wanna go on up to Greasy Lake any more
is it worth it to turn the heat on so the electric blanket is no longer a trap from which i cannot escape, and other unanswerable questions i am pondering today
November 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
is it worth it to turn the heat on so the electric blanket is no longer a trap from which i cannot escape, and other unanswerable questions i am pondering today
its-a hard
its-a hard
its-a hard rain, a-gonna fall
- luigi dylan
its-a hard
its-a hard rain, a-gonna fall
- luigi dylan
November 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
its-a hard
its-a hard
its-a hard rain, a-gonna fall
- luigi dylan
its-a hard
its-a hard rain, a-gonna fall
- luigi dylan
"Show me, show me, show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream," she said
"The one that makes me laugh," she said
Threw her arms around my neck
"Show me how you do it
And I promise you
I promise that I'll run away with you
I'll run away with you"
The one that makes me scream," she said
"The one that makes me laugh," she said
Threw her arms around my neck
"Show me how you do it
And I promise you
I promise that I'll run away with you
I'll run away with you"
BRAINS for dinner, brains for lunch
Brains for breakfast, brains for brunch
Brains at every single meal
Why can't we have some guts? Oi! Oi! Oi!
Brains for breakfast, brains for brunch
Brains at every single meal
Why can't we have some guts? Oi! Oi! Oi!
November 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
"Show me, show me, show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream," she said
"The one that makes me laugh," she said
Threw her arms around my neck
"Show me how you do it
And I promise you
I promise that I'll run away with you
I'll run away with you"
The one that makes me scream," she said
"The one that makes me laugh," she said
Threw her arms around my neck
"Show me how you do it
And I promise you
I promise that I'll run away with you
I'll run away with you"
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Going to the mall and putting a potato in the pocket of every dress.
November 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Going to the mall and putting a potato in the pocket of every dress.
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tired of being gassed up i just need some
Frank Dames
Texas, Birth Index, 1903-1997
Texas, Birth Index, 1903-1997
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
tired of being gassed up i just need some
the worst thing about getting older is no one slams on their coaster brakes and asks if me and Crazy Janey wanna go on up to Greasy Lake any more
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
the worst thing about getting older is no one slams on their coaster brakes and asks if me and Crazy Janey wanna go on up to Greasy Lake any more
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a deeply weird coincidence that my new rooftop ski rack has the same name as my coke-fueled jazz sextet
November 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
a deeply weird coincidence that my new rooftop ski rack has the same name as my coke-fueled jazz sextet
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the chef's secret to pouring exactly 1/4 cup of white wine into your risotto is to holler "quarter cup" as you pour it
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
the chef's secret to pouring exactly 1/4 cup of white wine into your risotto is to holler "quarter cup" as you pour it
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i would like to know zohran's mindfulness routine
November 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
i would like to know zohran's mindfulness routine
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
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Stephen Miller: "I told you to take the mayor's staff!"
November 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Stephen Miller: "I told you to take the mayor's staff!"
a deeply weird coincidence that my new rooftop ski rack has the same name as my coke-fueled jazz sextet
November 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
a deeply weird coincidence that my new rooftop ski rack has the same name as my coke-fueled jazz sextet
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"wes anderson" is short for "westlemania hulk hoganderson"
November 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"wes anderson" is short for "westlemania hulk hoganderson"
this monkey-pawed so badly for me
the thing is, and own me all you want, i would read an Olivia Nuzzi article about the Olivia Nuzzi scandal
November 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
this monkey-pawed so badly for me
pan flute solos have been added
working in an office that shares a wall with a room full of sleeping toddlers and the loud slow hauntingly repetitious sleeping music they're playing has the same chord progression as Fuck and Run by Liz Phair
November 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
pan flute solos have been added
Lord Carlos Caldo Verde of Stop & Shop
Lord Roxy Burger of Dollarama
November 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Lord Carlos Caldo Verde of Stop & Shop
suddenly have a crush on elissa slotkin
November 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
suddenly have a crush on elissa slotkin
home sick and i made some caldo verde and set some sourdough to rise
some spicy-ass soup would fix me
November 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
home sick and i made some caldo verde and set some sourdough to rise
i suspect this is what getting older, ideally, is about
In some moments, I am tied to the idea that transition is about making me love myself more. But as I've progressed, I've realized the true point of it is to allow you to relax enough to love others more effectively.
November 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
i suspect this is what getting older, ideally, is about
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In some moments, I am tied to the idea that transition is about making me love myself more. But as I've progressed, I've realized the true point of it is to allow you to relax enough to love others more effectively.
November 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
In some moments, I am tied to the idea that transition is about making me love myself more. But as I've progressed, I've realized the true point of it is to allow you to relax enough to love others more effectively.
oh just hanging out with my bad self watching Prince videos and kinda crying, why
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
oh just hanging out with my bad self watching Prince videos and kinda crying, why
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i assume lindsey halligan is weeping in a shower somewhere and i love that for her
September 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
i assume lindsey halligan is weeping in a shower somewhere and i love that for her
"wes anderson" is short for "westlemania hulk hoganderson"
November 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"wes anderson" is short for "westlemania hulk hoganderson"
more like international sausage party day
November 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
more like international sausage party day