Gene Rayburn
@yourhappyhost.com
Pro-choice. Left minded. Always have hope.
Pinned
This dude will forever be known as a bird.
December 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This dude will forever be known as a bird.
Perhaps we've been alive for too long.
December 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Perhaps we've been alive for too long.
They're not ALL bangers!
...
Wait, I'm being told none of them are. Well shit.
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Wait, I'm being told none of them are. Well shit.
December 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
They're not ALL bangers!
...
Wait, I'm being told none of them are. Well shit.
...
Wait, I'm being told none of them are. Well shit.
Reposted by Gene Rayburn
only one more shopping day to find that perfect spice for a baby
December 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
only one more shopping day to find that perfect spice for a baby
The #EpsteinPhotos are unbelievable!
December 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The #EpsteinPhotos are unbelievable!
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What's your new year's resolution? Mine is 3840x2160
December 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
What's your new year's resolution? Mine is 3840x2160
The whole Epstein thing is a hoax.
That's exactly why the Republicans are redacting so much of it.
That's exactly why the Republicans are redacting so much of it.
a man with his eyes closed is holding his head
Alt: a man with his eyes closed is holding his head
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The whole Epstein thing is a hoax.
That's exactly why the Republicans are redacting so much of it.
That's exactly why the Republicans are redacting so much of it.
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Inside of me there are 6 geese a laying
December 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Inside of me there are 6 geese a laying
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I'm so good this year that Santa will come twice maybe three times
December 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I'm so good this year that Santa will come twice maybe three times
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When Canadian Girl Scouts come to sell you cookies, you goddamn buy cookies.
December 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
When Canadian Girl Scouts come to sell you cookies, you goddamn buy cookies.
How I'm showing up for the Bluesky Xmas party
December 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
How I'm showing up for the Bluesky Xmas party
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When they describe baby Jesus as a “holy infant so tender and mild” he sounds like a basket of buffalo wings.
December 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
When they describe baby Jesus as a “holy infant so tender and mild” he sounds like a basket of buffalo wings.
We were so innocent back then...
December 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
We were so innocent back then...
Here's Bjork for no reason
December 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Here's Bjork for no reason
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Waiter: What dressing would you like on your salad?
Me: Ice cream
Me: Ice cream
December 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Waiter: What dressing would you like on your salad?
Me: Ice cream
Me: Ice cream
I give up.
a man sitting at a desk with a dell computer monitor
Alt: man throwing away a computer
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I give up.
So bored at work today that my replies are on their way to being blocked. Nice work, me.
December 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
So bored at work today that my replies are on their way to being blocked. Nice work, me.
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Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
When I get frisked by TSA, I start moaning seductively.
December 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
When I get frisked by TSA, I start moaning seductively.
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*waking up after 2 mos of sleeping* … wow its kinda gross in here 🤨 you guys live like this?
December 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
*waking up after 2 mos of sleeping* … wow its kinda gross in here 🤨 you guys live like this?