Paul
@grommit56.bsky.social
Marriage, my dogs, golf, work, general stupidity.
Blue is much more soothing than red.
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For mediocrity, press the link below
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Paul
@grommit56.bsky.social
· Jul 10
Maybe someday I can taste the goodness of the biscuit.
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The best way to avoid getting caught drinking on the job is by not going to work at all.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The best way to avoid getting caught drinking on the job is by not going to work at all.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
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ⓘ this user is suspected of having tea with squirrels, please report any suspicious behavior
September 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
ⓘ this user is suspected of having tea with squirrels, please report any suspicious behavior
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Black Friday: the magical day of year when prices temporarily return to what they were just a couple weeks ago✨
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Black Friday: the magical day of year when prices temporarily return to what they were just a couple weeks ago✨
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In other news, there’s a shopping cart making a break from the old Stop ‘n Shop on State Road. Heads up if you’re traveling north
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
In other news, there’s a shopping cart making a break from the old Stop ‘n Shop on State Road. Heads up if you’re traveling north
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add some holiday spice to your date and tie them to the top of your car like a christmas tree
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
add some holiday spice to your date and tie them to the top of your car like a christmas tree
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panera is great because i love getting a side of bread with my sandwich
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
panera is great because i love getting a side of bread with my sandwich
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if you haven’t listened to Jimi Hendrix in a while you should listen to Jimi Hendrix
November 28, 2025 at 7:46 AM
if you haven’t listened to Jimi Hendrix in a while you should listen to Jimi Hendrix
So is it OK to put my Christmas decorations out now all you judgey judgers who judge?
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
So is it OK to put my Christmas decorations out now all you judgey judgers who judge?
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Decorated a turkey and put a Christmas tree in the oven
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Decorated a turkey and put a Christmas tree in the oven
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Conquer the world? Buddy, I’m lucky if I can get out of bed two days in a row.
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Conquer the world? Buddy, I’m lucky if I can get out of bed two days in a row.
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We don’t need a department of war
What we need is a
DEPARTMENT Of fucking PEACE
*footie pajamas hoodie flops over eyes*
What we need is a
DEPARTMENT Of fucking PEACE
*footie pajamas hoodie flops over eyes*
September 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
We don’t need a department of war
What we need is a
DEPARTMENT Of fucking PEACE
*footie pajamas hoodie flops over eyes*
What we need is a
DEPARTMENT Of fucking PEACE
*footie pajamas hoodie flops over eyes*
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Remember when we would
"rock out with our cock out"
yeah yeah fun times
"rock out with our cock out"
yeah yeah fun times
December 5, 2024 at 9:12 AM
Remember when we would
"rock out with our cock out"
yeah yeah fun times
"rock out with our cock out"
yeah yeah fun times
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CRIMINAL: please, I have a family
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 AM
CRIMINAL: please, I have a family
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
Ok, so maybe Burrow will make a difference after all.
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Ok, so maybe Burrow will make a difference after all.
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Imagine answering “how are you?” With total honesty to your family gathered around the table.
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Imagine answering “how are you?” With total honesty to your family gathered around the table.
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Damn you green bean casserole, damn you to hell.
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Damn you green bean casserole, damn you to hell.
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in 2,000 years they’ll be studying Alice’s Restaurant in schools like The Odyssey
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
in 2,000 years they’ll be studying Alice’s Restaurant in schools like The Odyssey
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*coughs up the football
“that’s so Ravens”
“that’s so Ravens”
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
*coughs up the football
“that’s so Ravens”
“that’s so Ravens”
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A little tryptophan-cbd 1-2 punch.
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
A little tryptophan-cbd 1-2 punch.
My phone took about a 20 foot fall last night at work onto concrete. Only thing damaged was the little glass screen protector.
I now care even less how dumb the big Otterbox type cases look. They're a lot cheaper than new phones.
I now care even less how dumb the big Otterbox type cases look. They're a lot cheaper than new phones.
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
My phone took about a 20 foot fall last night at work onto concrete. Only thing damaged was the little glass screen protector.
I now care even less how dumb the big Otterbox type cases look. They're a lot cheaper than new phones.
I now care even less how dumb the big Otterbox type cases look. They're a lot cheaper than new phones.
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however you celebrate this year remember: do not drop your phone in the toilet
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
however you celebrate this year remember: do not drop your phone in the toilet
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To those of you enjoying Thannksdrinking Day, best of luck with Blackout Friday.
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
To those of you enjoying Thannksdrinking Day, best of luck with Blackout Friday.
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Anyone want to try my Thanksgiving leftovers smoothie tomorrow?
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Anyone want to try my Thanksgiving leftovers smoothie tomorrow?
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If I win that huge lottery jackpot, I’m taking your mom out for a nice seafood dinner…
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
If I win that huge lottery jackpot, I’m taking your mom out for a nice seafood dinner…
I have worked off shifts all my working life. 40+ years on overnights and the last few on evenings. I like it but many times it leads to loss of sleep on holidays.
So be kind to your shift working family member. Pull his/her face out of the mashed potatoes when they fall asleep.
So be kind to your shift working family member. Pull his/her face out of the mashed potatoes when they fall asleep.
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I have worked off shifts all my working life. 40+ years on overnights and the last few on evenings. I like it but many times it leads to loss of sleep on holidays.
So be kind to your shift working family member. Pull his/her face out of the mashed potatoes when they fall asleep.
So be kind to your shift working family member. Pull his/her face out of the mashed potatoes when they fall asleep.