Paul
@grommit56.bsky.social
Marriage, my dogs, golf, work, general stupidity.
Blue is much more soothing than red.
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Blue is much more soothing than red.
For mediocrity, press the link below
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Paul
@grommit56.bsky.social
· Jul 10
Maybe someday I can taste the goodness of the biscuit.
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ⓘ this user is suspected of having tea with squirrels, please report any suspicious behavior
September 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
ⓘ this user is suspected of having tea with squirrels, please report any suspicious behavior
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Black Friday: the magical day of year when prices temporarily return to what they were just a couple weeks ago✨
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Black Friday: the magical day of year when prices temporarily return to what they were just a couple weeks ago✨
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In other news, there’s a shopping cart making a break from the old Stop ‘n Shop on State Road. Heads up if you’re traveling north
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
In other news, there’s a shopping cart making a break from the old Stop ‘n Shop on State Road. Heads up if you’re traveling north
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add some holiday spice to your date and tie them to the top of your car like a christmas tree
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
add some holiday spice to your date and tie them to the top of your car like a christmas tree
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panera is great because i love getting a side of bread with my sandwich
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
panera is great because i love getting a side of bread with my sandwich
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if you haven’t listened to Jimi Hendrix in a while you should listen to Jimi Hendrix
November 28, 2025 at 7:46 AM
if you haven’t listened to Jimi Hendrix in a while you should listen to Jimi Hendrix
So is it OK to put my Christmas decorations out now all you judgey judgers who judge?
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
So is it OK to put my Christmas decorations out now all you judgey judgers who judge?
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Decorated a turkey and put a Christmas tree in the oven
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Decorated a turkey and put a Christmas tree in the oven
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Conquer the world? Buddy, I’m lucky if I can get out of bed two days in a row.
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Conquer the world? Buddy, I’m lucky if I can get out of bed two days in a row.
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We don’t need a department of war
What we need is a
DEPARTMENT Of fucking PEACE
*footie pajamas hoodie flops over eyes*
What we need is a
DEPARTMENT Of fucking PEACE
*footie pajamas hoodie flops over eyes*
September 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
We don’t need a department of war
What we need is a
DEPARTMENT Of fucking PEACE
*footie pajamas hoodie flops over eyes*
What we need is a
DEPARTMENT Of fucking PEACE
*footie pajamas hoodie flops over eyes*
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Remember when we would
"rock out with our cock out"
yeah yeah fun times
"rock out with our cock out"
yeah yeah fun times
December 5, 2024 at 9:12 AM
Remember when we would
"rock out with our cock out"
yeah yeah fun times
"rock out with our cock out"
yeah yeah fun times
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CRIMINAL: please, I have a family
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 AM
CRIMINAL: please, I have a family
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
Ok, so maybe Burrow will make a difference after all.
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Ok, so maybe Burrow will make a difference after all.
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Imagine answering “how are you?” With total honesty to your family gathered around the table.
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Imagine answering “how are you?” With total honesty to your family gathered around the table.
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Damn you green bean casserole, damn you to hell.
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Damn you green bean casserole, damn you to hell.
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in 2,000 years they’ll be studying Alice’s Restaurant in schools like The Odyssey
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
in 2,000 years they’ll be studying Alice’s Restaurant in schools like The Odyssey
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*coughs up the football
“that’s so Ravens”
“that’s so Ravens”
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
*coughs up the football
“that’s so Ravens”
“that’s so Ravens”
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A little tryptophan-cbd 1-2 punch.
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
A little tryptophan-cbd 1-2 punch.
My phone took about a 20 foot fall last night at work onto concrete. Only thing damaged was the little glass screen protector.
I now care even less how dumb the big Otterbox type cases look. They're a lot cheaper than new phones.
I now care even less how dumb the big Otterbox type cases look. They're a lot cheaper than new phones.
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
My phone took about a 20 foot fall last night at work onto concrete. Only thing damaged was the little glass screen protector.
I now care even less how dumb the big Otterbox type cases look. They're a lot cheaper than new phones.
I now care even less how dumb the big Otterbox type cases look. They're a lot cheaper than new phones.
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however you celebrate this year remember: do not drop your phone in the toilet
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
however you celebrate this year remember: do not drop your phone in the toilet
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To those of you enjoying Thannksdrinking Day, best of luck with Blackout Friday.
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
To those of you enjoying Thannksdrinking Day, best of luck with Blackout Friday.
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Anyone want to try my Thanksgiving leftovers smoothie tomorrow?
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Anyone want to try my Thanksgiving leftovers smoothie tomorrow?
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If I win that huge lottery jackpot, I’m taking your mom out for a nice seafood dinner…
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
If I win that huge lottery jackpot, I’m taking your mom out for a nice seafood dinner…
I have worked off shifts all my working life. 40+ years on overnights and the last few on evenings. I like it but many times it leads to loss of sleep on holidays.
So be kind to your shift working family member. Pull his/her face out of the mashed potatoes when they fall asleep.
So be kind to your shift working family member. Pull his/her face out of the mashed potatoes when they fall asleep.
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I have worked off shifts all my working life. 40+ years on overnights and the last few on evenings. I like it but many times it leads to loss of sleep on holidays.
So be kind to your shift working family member. Pull his/her face out of the mashed potatoes when they fall asleep.
So be kind to your shift working family member. Pull his/her face out of the mashed potatoes when they fall asleep.
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don’t forget to thaw out your in-laws tonight
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
don’t forget to thaw out your in-laws tonight