Paul
@grommit56.bsky.social
Marriage, my dogs, golf, work, general stupidity.
Blue is much more soothing than red.
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Blue is much more soothing than red.
For mediocrity, press the link below
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Paul
@grommit56.bsky.social
· Jul 10
Maybe someday I can taste the goodness of the biscuit.
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*Foo Fighters song comes on the car radio*
Her: I can’t believe they’re playing this on the oldies station.
Me: This is a classic rock station.
Her: Same thing.
Me: *stops car* Get out.
Her: I can’t believe they’re playing this on the oldies station.
Me: This is a classic rock station.
Her: Same thing.
Me: *stops car* Get out.
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
*Foo Fighters song comes on the car radio*
Her: I can’t believe they’re playing this on the oldies station.
Me: This is a classic rock station.
Her: Same thing.
Me: *stops car* Get out.
Her: I can’t believe they’re playing this on the oldies station.
Me: This is a classic rock station.
Her: Same thing.
Me: *stops car* Get out.
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When my nose starts bleeding in the middle of the suburban ice cream shop, that will be the last of my humours leaving my body.
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
When my nose starts bleeding in the middle of the suburban ice cream shop, that will be the last of my humours leaving my body.
I am trying to guess how many others are rewatching Stranger Things to get caught up. I am guessing the number is large.
Even the Never Ending Story part. God that was painful to relive.
Even the Never Ending Story part. God that was painful to relive.
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I am trying to guess how many others are rewatching Stranger Things to get caught up. I am guessing the number is large.
Even the Never Ending Story part. God that was painful to relive.
Even the Never Ending Story part. God that was painful to relive.
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A “smooth criminal” is just a criminal who is well moisturized.
November 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
A “smooth criminal” is just a criminal who is well moisturized.
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Any massage therapists out there? My physical therapy place is having a massage special and I'm thinking about booking one, but I've never had a massage and I'm wondering if they're used to people crying after not being touched by another human for years.
November 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Any massage therapists out there? My physical therapy place is having a massage special and I'm thinking about booking one, but I've never had a massage and I'm wondering if they're used to people crying after not being touched by another human for years.
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ramen hymen rhymin and stealin (noodle vaginas deep in their pirate era)
November 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
ramen hymen rhymin and stealin (noodle vaginas deep in their pirate era)
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My favorite childhood memory is having a strong bladder.
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My favorite childhood memory is having a strong bladder.
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Welcome to your 40s. Hope you like discovering new moles to stress over.
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Welcome to your 40s. Hope you like discovering new moles to stress over.
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Can't catch me! I'm caffeinated.
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Can't catch me! I'm caffeinated.
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Half of America was catfished by Russia.
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Half of America was catfished by Russia.
As the Lithuanian guy goes out in -3° C to bust up a beaver dam for my viewing pleasure.
Heroes are made people, not born.
Heroes are made people, not born.
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
As the Lithuanian guy goes out in -3° C to bust up a beaver dam for my viewing pleasure.
Heroes are made people, not born.
Heroes are made people, not born.
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the work week that never was
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
the work week that never was
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Your honor, I plead dare.
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Your honor, I plead dare.
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I can tell you care by the thoroughness of this restraining order.
November 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I can tell you care by the thoroughness of this restraining order.
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View it as less a fire hazard and more of a fire opportunity
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
View it as less a fire hazard and more of a fire opportunity
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Why, flat trajectory happens to be my middle name
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Why, flat trajectory happens to be my middle name
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Ooo America you in trouble girl
October 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Ooo America you in trouble girl
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I have a diabolical plan, rogue machinations, a web of lies, a fiendish chain reaction in play (demure)
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I have a diabolical plan, rogue machinations, a web of lies, a fiendish chain reaction in play (demure)
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The football should give the players a little shock to defend itself
November 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The football should give the players a little shock to defend itself
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I'm always surprised to open a can of evaporated milk and find anything there.
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I'm always surprised to open a can of evaporated milk and find anything there.
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goatee should be spelled goatęę
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
goatee should be spelled goatęę
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Hey, if you know a girl named Lisa who gets mono a funny joke would be to call her Mono Lisa.
No need to give me credit.
No need to give me credit.
November 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Hey, if you know a girl named Lisa who gets mono a funny joke would be to call her Mono Lisa.
No need to give me credit.
No need to give me credit.
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Whenever I feel unprepared for retirement, I glance at my big vodka bottle filled with loose change and sigh with relief.
November 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Whenever I feel unprepared for retirement, I glance at my big vodka bottle filled with loose change and sigh with relief.
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I’m at my best when I shut the fuck up.
November 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I’m at my best when I shut the fuck up.