@stuforreal.bsky.social
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Screaming on the inside https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaajhkjtuhn46
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stuforreal.bsky.social
I'll have that lobotomy now, thanks
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dak.myatproto.social
I didn’t grow up in the wild, but I was raised by a family who used margarine containers as Tupperware.
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clowndro.bsky.social
I put a picture of my actual face on my work teams account and they immediately promoted me to head hogslopper
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erincle.bsky.social
Every effing morning ...
stuforreal.bsky.social
And now we return to our regularly scheduled derailment already in progress
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midge.bsky.social
I’ve been in front of the computer too long. Time to take a break and look at my phone.
stuforreal.bsky.social
Don't even talk to me until i've had my psychotic episode
stuforreal.bsky.social
Have the day i deserve? Yeah, well same to you fuckface
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violetmusing.bsky.social
The worst part about ignoring a text until tomorrow is the tomorrow part.
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unfitz.bsky.social
Missed connection:

I entered the elevator. You were already gone but your lingering perfume made me use my rescue inhaler.
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thatbrenna.bsky.social
I just heard The Clash in the grocery store and I have problems with this

1. It makes me feel bad for The Clash

2. They weren't playing "Lost in the Supermarket" I mean come tf on
stuforreal.bsky.social
Sorry i'm late there were dark clouds in the crystal ball, you see
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ennuidoofen.bsky.social
there's this video where this little kid is running down a hill, hits the side of a car, impact makes a huge sound, kid falls down, and yells, "i'm okay!"

so anyway, I'm okay. are you okay?
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lizzlepants.bsky.social
if it doesn’t rain when you’re sad
that means mother nature doesn’t like you
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lalalyds.bsky.social
If sitting at your kitchen table slightly drunk, watching the sunset, and listening to those old songs that meant something is wrong, then I don't want to be right
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daddyjew.bsky.social
The Girl with the Little Debbie Tattoo
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chestrovert.bsky.social
"Your laugh is like a sunset," I say right before I nail gun my hand to the frame of a revolving door
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saltymactavish.bsky.social
Thought it was a spooky Halloween owl but turns out it was just my asthma pipes
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runoldman.bsky.social
Autocorrect automatically adds imaginary when I type "friend."
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jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
Yes I dangled a modifier, but I did it for you.